01-21-2016, 02:21 PM
(Hello readers. Not sure how or why, but I've been tasked with the job of narrating for this bear. Hope you're as excited as I am for his adventures into the Verses of Omni, or rather The Omniverse . I hope to do my best, and as always thanks for reading)
" Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrchirpwrrrrrrrrrrrrchirpwrrrrrrrrr... "
Light seemed to be everywhere in this realm and so Teddy's hat "chirped" and "wrrrrrr"ed. The "chirp"s were kind of like it's fan showing continual surprise at how much juice was feeding it. The "wrrrrrr"s were like the fan's version of "whoa nelly!"
"Wrrrrrchirpchirpchirpwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchirp"
Teddy is weakly walking in a figure 8. Or the in the shape of an eight. However you say how he was walking, that's what he was doing. Who the hell knows why.
"Chirrrrrwirpchirrrrrrrrrrr"
Now his damn hat switched to "chirrrr"s and "wirps", which who knows what that means. Man, that sound is annoying- anyway. He picked a direction. Northwest. Off he goes.
"NrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrr"
Really? This is like the worst sound. It's like someone who is so stupid happy that they make everyone in the room know it and they all know it's gonna take a downward turn at some point but there is no socially normative action at hand that would allow them to point this out nicely, and this sound is like the brain waves of them trying to attack what is happening in front of them... Or maybe I'm wrong.
"rrrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrrrrRrrrrr"
I prefer this one honestly. And just so you know, I'll stop injecting my reactions to this bear's hat as soon as something of interest happens. So far we've got a bear, wearing a hat that makes sound and he's just walking Northwest, I don't know what else to add. Should I describe the bear? Is that what I should do? Literally, the most noteworthy thing is that this thing's hat is reacting to the weird physics of this place. And I don't know what the bear thinks of it, because it's a bear and this is english. I could personify the bear, but that would be a waste of time.. It's a bear.. Deal with it.
"chiirrrrrrrrroooooooeeeeeeeee"
" Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrchirpwrrrrrrrrrrrrchirpwrrrrrrrrr... "
Light seemed to be everywhere in this realm and so Teddy's hat "chirped" and "wrrrrrr"ed. The "chirp"s were kind of like it's fan showing continual surprise at how much juice was feeding it. The "wrrrrrr"s were like the fan's version of "whoa nelly!"
"Wrrrrrchirpchirpchirpwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchirp"
Teddy is weakly walking in a figure 8. Or the in the shape of an eight. However you say how he was walking, that's what he was doing. Who the hell knows why.
"Chirrrrrwirpchirrrrrrrrrrr"
Now his damn hat switched to "chirrrr"s and "wirps", which who knows what that means. Man, that sound is annoying- anyway. He picked a direction. Northwest. Off he goes.
"NrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrr"
Really? This is like the worst sound. It's like someone who is so stupid happy that they make everyone in the room know it and they all know it's gonna take a downward turn at some point but there is no socially normative action at hand that would allow them to point this out nicely, and this sound is like the brain waves of them trying to attack what is happening in front of them... Or maybe I'm wrong.
"rrrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrrrrRrrrrr"
I prefer this one honestly. And just so you know, I'll stop injecting my reactions to this bear's hat as soon as something of interest happens. So far we've got a bear, wearing a hat that makes sound and he's just walking Northwest, I don't know what else to add. Should I describe the bear? Is that what I should do? Literally, the most noteworthy thing is that this thing's hat is reacting to the weird physics of this place. And I don't know what the bear thinks of it, because it's a bear and this is english. I could personify the bear, but that would be a waste of time.. It's a bear.. Deal with it.
"chiirrrrrrrrroooooooeeeeeeeee"