Fight: Ganondorf vs Eighteen

[Ganondorf]

I'm thinking we're gonna take this away from being a judged fight, so we can end it on our own terms. Me and Eighteen already have a resolution in mind, so we'll probably just go with that, here in a couple more posts.

[Omni]

I figured, and am glad

[Ganondorf]

Don't be too glad. I'ma be coming for Samus and Whirda soon. I gotta get my blonde harem done up right.

[Omni]

Shame. I don't think I've got room for a redheaded toyboy on board the Hunter.

[Ganondorf]

No worries, there. I'll just ride in your hoohah. It's roomy enough for me, and my horse.

[Omni]

Your ego might not fit.

[Ganondorf]

I'll just make my slave-boy carry that. Oh, Sinestro!

[Omni]

*like*

[Thaal Sinestro]

... YOU'LL ALL SEE

[Eighteen]

I'll be wrapping up the thread with my post. I figured you won't mind, Gan, since we're weak and can only go so long. Besides, story stuff is more fun!

[Ganondorf]

I don't mind at all. Go for it.

[Eighteen]

And done! If I messed up your guys' characters, I apologize!

[Ganondorf]

You did fantastically. If Thaal doesn't beat me to it, I'll finish up this particular story arc here in my next post.

[Nyx]

Don't be too glad. I'ma be coming for Samus and Whirda soon. I gotta get my blonde harem done up right.

You can't have Whirda, she's mine. D:<

[Ganondorf]

You can come too. I'll need someone to keep all these women in line anyway. Can't trust em. They bleed too much.

[Nyx]

> You can come too
> They bleed too much

Are you aware of who you're talking to? 8D

[Ganondorf]

Yes. I assume the master of blood would be able to handle a few menstruating women. Just tell that blood to go right back where it came from.

[Nyx]

I'll send it all at you. I know how much you love blood. >:3

[Ganondorf]

That would be terrible, and you're a terrible person for suggesting it.


And they call ME a villain.

[Nyx]

I'm not terrible, I'm trying to help you! A little bloodbath should help cure your phobia.