We need to talk

[Angel Fisher]

I have been searching around the internet for some time now. And during this time, I have come across the term ‘Trolling’ and I have to say I am COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OFFENDED BY IT!!!

Why must we trolls, as a minority, be defined by and blamed for these virtual acts of disregard and disrespect when most of us are a quiet communities making an honest living in our homelands, while everyone else gets off Scott free because of the anonymity of the screen that separates us.

I say NO MORE!! It’s time to think of a new word for this vile act, and it’s time we did it as a community.

[The Emperor of Mankind]

You know what you need to do?
Get all of your emotions, bundle them up and put them into a nice, aesthetically pleasing, all omniversal pocket pocket.
Now just 4.99.

[Dane Regan]

Hello fellow biological organisms. I, too, buy pocket pockets. For I am not a robot and possess the biological computational functions to make the correct choices. Pocket pockets are helpful for all of my every day activities, that I do, for I am a living creature just like you. My life - which I have - changed forever after I spent my OM (which I earn working with other living creatures) on a pocket pocket. Buy one today for only 4.99 and your life shall forever be greater. Trust me, as I am an intelligent and unautomated being just like yourselves.