Single woman seeks entertainment.

[Shantotto]

Ohohohoho Good day I say.

Yes it is true, I have thought this through. I am the doctor the one that you need. But do not bother me if you just want to plant your seed. For the entertainment.... that which I seek.... is the kind that separates the strong from the meek.

A little about me, I am as far from plain as can be.

Though a little short, I can decimate a fort....
Looking for some to test the limits of my might... If that is you, I shall lend you my strength for a fight.
I have guarded three gods and kept them from death, I did so without quickening my breath...

So if that is you, and you need a doctor or guard, message me here, It isn't that hard.

[Crocodile]

LongJohn368 replied: I got something you can protect, right here!

SJWsuck replied: The only thing a chick is good for is making me a sandwich!

LauraB72 replied: Shut up, guys! This is a serious posting! Anyway, you go girl! Don't let the losers bring you down!

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[Victor Wolfe]

Banisher4Lyfe : Oh! Exactly what we are looking for, our Kingdom is in a serious short supply of guards (mostly dead) and Doctors (We just built a new hospital) As the head diplomat I would be willing to put a good word of reccomendation to the King himself if you would consider paying a visit to Nippur in the Endless Dunes to help us fill either of those positions. We do have someone in consideration for a guard but I am not sure if he has what it takes. So Doctor position in definate need, guard, possibly needed.

[Shantotto]

Shantoetoe replied: Ohohohoho my dear longjohn, you are truly a man all the same though the prize between my legs is not for you to tame. As for you the one who wishes for meat and cheese between bread, the likes of you is only good once dead.

As for you the one who banishes for a living, please elaborate your offer for me if you are feeling giving.

[Victor Wolfe]

Banisher4Lyfe: Well the Kingdom of Nippur has went through some tough times recently with near constant bandit raids and the debacle of an invasion we suffered at the hands of a bunch of thugs causing our King and many of its protectors to die or get banished things did not turn out so well in the two years it took us to get back. However, this has created massive opportunity, with no industry left standing we can pretty much decide exactly how we want our economy to develop. And with many of the previous officials gone there are plenty of positions that need filling. For example, we now have a brand new hospital courtesy of our King, and have someone working on getting it properly staffed and supplied. Of course, this leaves the position of head doctor open to someone with the right expertise. And you would be compensated appropriately, with all the protection and rights that our comrades enjoy.

[Shantotto]

Shantoetoe replied: Very well I shall head to the sands, with all due haste, to find out if this nippur is fitting my taste. Though I should, mention, the the title of doctor falls to my through schooling and rank. Running a hospital would leave me quite blank. For as it now stands I am the professor of magics and spell, It goes without saying Im a doctor that brings forth hell.

[Victor Wolfe]

Banisher4Lyfe replied: I am sure that there will be plenty of use for your arcane arts here, we welcome all, once you pass the gate walk straight for about an hour, You should pass by a dingy little town with no name, I recommend you skirt around it and keep heading straight, another two hours on foot should have the city of Nippur in view, even faster if you summon a mount to aid your journey.