[Email] Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX to Cirno

[Dane Regan]

Subject: Regarding the Waifus
To: CirnoistheStrongest@Omail.com
From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my chapter in the Space Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Westside, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Coruscant EPD. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Omniverse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about my waifu on the Dataverse? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Imperial Agents across Coruscant and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Coruscant Space Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Verse, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” threat was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

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Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com