An Unusual Bounty

[James Knight]

This bounty that I am posting up may seem a tad unusual to some of the people of the Omniverse. There is a Prime, and she has a problem. The problem is that she has another personality who is a sadistic killer. I am afraid of said killer, and while I will be relocated,  well I plan to have some insurance. I am paying for someone NOT to kill her, but for someone to find a way to separate the two of them, or at least lessen the influence of "Dark Hecate" on Hecate. Price will be discussed on completion. 

- Warren Zimmer

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

The hell dude?! First you complain about her killing people (which was totally awesome and hot - not evil or whatever). Now you're trying to pay people to remove the best part of her personality?

...wait, I read these threads in the wrong order. Whatever. This is still stupid.

Dude, if I was a prime, there'd be a 5000 Omniliums bounty on your head right now for insulting my waifu. But I still live in my mother's basement so... Like, I don't got around trying to pay people to remove your yandere-hating personality, do I? So how about you stop trying to 'fix' the hottest prime in the OV, bro.

Her sadism is the best part, dude. Not a problem ya mug. Stop being so closed-minded. Anyway, I'm off now. See ya, nerd.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[Cirno]

Iceball Posted:
Hello, Warren Zimmer i will do it for the right price. I accept your conditions but i will be doing it my way. We can iron the payment out later that is fine.
Email: CirnoistheStrongest@Omail.com

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

@Iceball: Oi fam. You better fucking not. I'd say I'd protect my waifu with my laifu but we all know Hecate-sama doesn't need it. She'll butcher you. And it'll look hot and sadistic and I'll love it - so on second thoughts, go ahead. I bet your mother will be very proud of you (that's sarcasm if you can't tell). Man, all this ice stuff reminds me of that kid in DA. The one who selfie-stick guy totally used as bait, lol. 'cept she was a loli and not a yandere so like, the most trash tier waifu out there.

Right, where was I? Oh, yeah. Basically, whoever you are, you're worthless compared to Hecate-sama. So, don't even try. But, hey, your funeral, right? Unless you're a Prime, when I guess you probably don't care. Except that Warren dude does, lol. What a loser.

So, to clarify, nothing will stand between our love!

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

. I'd say I'd protect my waifu with my laifu but we all know Hecate-sama doesn't need it.

"This is Warren Zimmer, again. Yandere Lover, please refrain from spamming what is to be a serious bounty. Because of the continued unrelenting spam that was put here, and on the Public Service Announcement, I will have to repost them both."

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

>Unrelated
>Spam

Lol. Wake up sheeple. I'm only spreading truth. I wouldn't expect a simple-minded tech-obsessed fool like you to understand that though. Like, 'oh noes, I'm gonna die' and 'I need better armour'. Lol dude, ur a prime. Just summon armour. And you kinda die. Dude, you're cracking me up, fam. But, whatevs. Guess I should thank you for giving my the enlightening information on Hecate-sama, even if you were too uncultured to understand how hot she it. And adorable. And cute. And so on. 

With love,

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

Lol. Wake up sheeple. I'm only spreading truth. I wouldn't expect a simple-minded tech-obsessed fool like you to understand that though. Like, 'oh noes, I'm gonna die' and 'I need better armour'. Lol dude, ur a prime. Just summon armour. And you kinda die. Dude, you're cracking me up, fam. But, whatevs. Guess I should thank you for giving my the enlightening information on Hecate-sama, even if you were too uncultured to understand how hot she it. And adorable. And cute. And so on. 

Your attitude needs to be checked before you get wrecked. And since your mom didn't teach you not to poke fun at someone's fears, perhaps it is a lesson you are overdue to learn. A lesson that I will happily teach you, as soon as I find your location. I've been tracking the IP address of your messages, and have gotten a general location of your coordinates. Now that I have such a location, I can proceed to find you. Seems you're on Coruscant. Well, I know where I'm headed in a few minutes to pick you up and deal with you accordingly.

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

Lol. Have fun bro.

Also.
>Coruscant
>A few minutes

Brooo. Unless you're my fucking neighbor you'd probably take an hour, lol.

Also, also:
>Scared of the hottest girl in the omniverse
>Not scared of the Coruscant security.

Wow fam, you're fucking retarded. Can't wait for some gary stu space marine to stomp ur arse, lol.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

P.S. Gtg, heading out to the Anime store to pick up my Hecate-sama body pillow.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[Clownpiece]

InKogneato921 Posted:

Why put such a wonderful talent to waste? We need more people as ruthless as this Dark Hecate is, not less. Rather than trying to suppress that skill of hers, why don't you give me her contact information? I have some jobs that need doing that would be well-suited to someone of her disposition. Think of it as using her powers for the forces of good. It's a win-win situation. You don't have to worry about her killing "innocents," and her talents aren't wasted. 
You can contact me at: 48C65B469QN9ZXI@omnimail.com