[PSA] Hecate Rothchild

[James Knight]

The picture you see in the post I have made on the Dataverse just now is the picture of a "Hecate Rothchild."  She is a Prime who possesses split personalities, and a personality that is a sadistic entity who is without honor. She will murder you, if she encounters you when she is Dark Hecate, be warned about that, and be well advised. To avoid getting on her bad side, I am relocating, and abandoning my base in the Tangled Green, though leaving it in tact. To any Primes in the Tangled Green, this is a public service announcement for you. Avoid her. 

It will be much better for your health if you do so. I watched her murder an elf, and I'm still recovering from it.

[Kopaka]

BigMan27 Posted:

man fuck this bullshit your a prime man fuck me i live in fuckin tier 5 and i see punks getting their faces popped evey day man

like i personally seen like primes kill people all the time. alla you is wacked out sychos fu ckin a im a seckie i can't even get reborn and i aint even scared fuck.

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

Fam, pls. You just... Don't get it. The only thing better than a pretty girl with a sword, is a pretty girl with two swords who'll use them for you! Or on you. Blood is kinda hot, tbh. Anyway, I digress. I am hereby claiming this grill as mah waifu! And I'll fight any of you bitches over her.

Like, who cares if she killed a few people, man. She probably did it in like, a really hot way. You're just some generic yandere-phobic protagonist or something. I'm fed up of it, man. Like, she's all pure and perfect inside, and you're running away from her just because she seems a little bit crazy sometimes.

But, bro. This is the truth of the world:

You can't spell psychotic without hot.

It really pisses me off at how much all these protags and primes and shit just don't understand. Like, maybe if she was your girlfriend she might kill your sister out of jealousy. But... That's the best part! She's adorable, and strong, and hot, and would totally kill everyone just to be with you. That's how yanderes work, dude. I personally find the term psychopath a compliment, and Hecate-sama should consider it as such.

And don't even get me started on the split personalities. Dude. Dude. Fam. I get it's a bit cliché. And some yandere lovers might think it taints the yandere. Those fools are wrong! Wrong! It's like, one second you're talking all happy-like. And the next she's killing people. Out of nowhere. And you'll never see it coming. You've gotta admit, that is pretty hot.

Compliments on the camera work, though. Really love the blood. And her eyes are so perfect! Brb, I'm gonna go print it out and start building my shrines. Oh, if you've got any pics of her in bed, preferably with blood, I'd totally love it if you could send it to my new email (see my totally sick sig). I'm totally gonna comission a body pillow of it.

And, I'm out. Peace. Wake up sheep. Yandere is the way to go.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

I was giving you advice for your own safety - so you wouldn't run into her and get yourself murdered. It was a public service announcement for any Primes out there who just so happened to be in the Tangled Green, so they'd know to steer clear of her, or at the very least be on their guard around her. I'm not a hero, nor am I a protagonist. But when you witness a girl kill someone after she says she won't if you beg, well, you tend to believe she is crazy, and not in a good way. She has not been my girlfriend, and she is FAR too young to ever be. In addition to that, I posted this as a warning that you both have spammed, a PSA that is to warn other Primes about her so they don't get themselves killed.

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

>"Other Primes"
>"Killed"

Pick one, rofl lmao xDDDDD

Man, you just have to rub it in everyone's faces that some kid-wizard gave you a crystal ball or some shit. Also, "I am not a hero". Pffft. I'm dying here. Some of you primes are such edgelords. That was probs the main reason I watched the last DA, tbh. That and when my friend started texting me lots of selfie-stick memes halfway through. I don't remember seeing a "Warren Zimmer" though. What happened, too scared of a little blood? Man, that's pathetic. I'm a secondary and I love Hecate-sama, so, you've got no excuse dude. Anyway, whatever, point is:

That forcing you to beg thing sounds really really hot dude. I didn't think it was possible, but you made me love her even more. She's so sadistic. I love it. But, the best part is how blind you are. You're denser than osmium, dude. Like, think about it for a moment bro. Did she kill you? No. She didn't. She took out her sadism on the people beside you. That, my friend, is true love. And you just didn't appriciate it. But not anymore, fam! For I, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX, have claimed Hecate-sama as my waifu.

And I'd fucking fight you for her if I had to. But, luckily I don't. 

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

P.S. That "I'm not a hero" thing was legitimately hilarious. You primes are such edgelords, lol.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[China]

Fabio2Fabulous Posted:

In some ways, I agree with you completely, Mr Zimmer... and yet, I can't bring myself to approve of your actions. You are undoubtedly correct when you claim not to be a HERO. A true HERO would never have simply fled in terror because of a simple misdemeanour such as first degree murder, and if you were a protagonist, I'm sure you'd only qualify to star in some trashy sitcom, or a slice of life anime at best.

You shouldn't be running away with your tail between your legs, you should be going after her harder than ever! A REAL MAN would have stuck around and seduced her with his rippling muscles, shielding her from any who would do her harm...! Instead, you not only abandon her, but put a bounty on her head yourself!? Disgraceful! And you don't even have the excuse of being worried about dying! You're a Prime, man! Suck it up! What's the worst that can possibly happen? She stabs you and you get forced to take a week-long nap? Oh, boo-hoo, however would you cope?

You are a disappointment to REAL MEN everywhere.

And you, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX, please be quiet already, noone wants to hear about your disgusting fetishes. Come back when you've gotten abs hard enough to grate cheese on, kid. Until then, leave the seduction of Hecate-sama to a REAL MAN like me.

F2F

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

@Fabio
Fam. Buddy. You don't get it. This isn't a fetish. This is love. And, I'm sorry to report that your chances with Hecate-sama are about as big as the odds of the selfie-stick guy winning the next DA. Like. Dude. Yanderes never fall for buff guys. They kill buff guys, and everyone else so they can be with their Senpai. And, I have set it as my mission to be Hecate-sama's Senpai.

That said, you're probably a skinny little nerdlet hiding behind your computer screen, so... Whatever dude. Maybe you do have a tiny chance, but Hecate-sama would totally kill you in a heartbeat so we can be together forever with no one else.

Also, what have you got against yanderes buddy? They're so adorable and loving and cool. How can you not instantly fall in love with them - specifically Hecate-sama. She's definitely better than the crazy gun girl from DA before. The one who made the dumb deal with the blue thing or whatever. Man, I can't believe my friend actually liked her, built a shrine and everything for his... I forgot her name. But it was something-chan. Pathetic, right?

Now, Hecate-sama. She's where it's at. Now, I know some people will say she's just my seasonal waifu or something dismissive like that, but I swear. This is the real deal, guys. I love her from the core of my soul. Not as some ironic self-aware meta joke. I know we haven't met, but I am genuinely serious here.

So, Fabibro, go poke your photoshopped nipples somewhere else - away from me and my waifu.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[Jade Harley]

Phyllis (stacys grandma) Posted

Young people, and your, comment sections and Ps Ss and As. I have never had a reason to post before but, this one spoke to me . I had to write back to you all, even though my granddaughter said not to.

Yandere , first of all, yuo have a lovely name. So unique, I have never heard that name before. I hope you will be careful, in your pursuit of this dangerous ladys affections. Women can be very, violent when crossed, and i think this one is just always violent . Use protection dearie

Fabio, I love Fabio. I do not know if you are the real one , but your name on the computer is good. I hope your own, grandparents, will tell you about that one day, if they were summoned too !

Warren, you were right to run ,,. Yandere is already in a committed relationship with this lady, and you can never get in the way, of true love. But if you do decide, to go back, dress in plenty of armor. It would be safer.

I hope my message was not, too long, these newfangled typewriters are difficult to master.

Sincerely,
Phyllis

[Hiro Protagonist]

EnkiduRising posted:

get gud loser. I've gotten almost killed by other primes like all the times. You gonna join DA this year? Those running away skills are gonna net you thebchampionship

[Jade Harley]

gardenGnostic Posted:

whoever this hecate person is... i am sure she had her reasons for getting upset!! maybe you should just talk to her about it?? you know, try to be understanding!

[James Knight]

@Garden Gnostic:  As "Dark Hecate" is a sadist, and someone who cannot be reasoned with, I doubt she had a "reason" to torture an Elf girl with false hope that if I begged for the life of the individual, she would not murder her,  before murdering her when I did. As she cannot be trusted to keep her word when she is Dark Hecate, I have decided to relocate and totally not get heavier firepower to eventually go back there, and reclaim my home from her. 

@Enkidu Rising:  Good for you. No, I will not be participating in Dante's Abyss - Whatever that is. I've got my own plans, and those are not part of it. I've already got enough Primes trying to kill me, thank you very much, but no. 

@Phyllis: When I do go to reclaim my base, you don't have to worry. I will be wearing plenty of armor - a mechanized battle suit to allow her swords to be completely ineffective on it, in the future. 

@Fabio2Fabulous:  First of all, as I have stated to you prior, Mr.Fabulous, she is too young for me. There is a deal breaker right there. That is one of the reasons that I must say no. The second is that I am genuinely not interested in her in that way, so stop assuming that I am. Third, I thought I would do something nice and help a new Prime out some. Apparently, I chose wrong when I tried to help her out. 

@Everyone who has posted on the blog:  This was a public service announcement to warn the Primes of the Tangled Green away from her, so she does not manage to kill any of them. Thank you for ruining it, and making me have to come up with it anew on the Dataverse.

[13-Jzall]

Not_a_clone_of_a_clone
@thatsalottaclones
Posted:
@Phyllis, honestly how old are you? No one's used typewriters since Palpatine was summoned for Omni's sake. You need to catch up with the times and use a computer so you can actually read what you say before you post it because I honestly doubt you put those spaces in between all of your full stops on purpose. Yandere isn't dating Hecate so try to read one of the first replies to this before commenting on it? I genuinely don't understand how old ladles ladies like you got into the omniverse in the first place smh.

@Warren, yes we know and we got the message. But SOME people had to ruin it with mindless spam.

EDIT 1: autocorrect hates me
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[Amaterasu]

R4inb0w_Pho3n1x posted

I can't make a serious assessment off just a picture, but considering the color of this woman's eyes and expression (note the red irises and distant gaze) as well as her stance, the paleness of her skin and hair and her apparent disregard for stains to her clothing (blood is borderline impossible to wash off, seriously) I would dare say she may be possessed, actually. My guess is an Onryo, but a Uji No Hashihime would also be possible (that said I can't see horns).
Hecate, if you happen to read this during your lucid times I recommend that you seek out an exorcist as soon as you can. In the meantime it might help to write a few prayer slips and hang them on your sash, but you'd need to get those blessed by a Kannushi before they do much.

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

@Phyllis: Thanks dude lady, glad someone gets it. You old people are so understanding - unlike my mum.

@gardenGnostic: Yup! And her reasons were hella hot. Warren was just a pussy.

@Warren: How's your hunt for me going, lol? It's been more than a couple of minutes. Tbh, I was kinda looking forward to seeing you ganked by some stormtroopers, lol.

@Not_a_clone_of_a_clone: Yandere isn't dating Hecate yet. Ftfy. You're welcome fam. But, she's still my waifu. I claimed her first, get your own scrub.

@R4inb0w_Pho3n1x: You seem to have confused 'possessed' with 'really fucking hot'. The eyes are literally the best part. And the blood. And her stance. And the anime outfit. She's so cool. How can you guys not understand that? Stop pushing your mainstream behavour on my waifu. Just because you nerds live off generic seasonal shonens doesn't mean that I can't have an actual good taste. You're just a trash-tier otaku weeb acting like you've got a degree just because you read a couple of wikipedia articles on some japanese myths and shit. Bruh, stahp.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

P.S. Shitty reply cuz I'm on my phone, sorry. But, totally worth it cuz I'm picking up some swag from the anime store.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX Posted:

@Phyllis: Thanks dude lady, glad someone gets it. You old people are so understanding - unlike my mum.

@gardenGnostic: Yup! And her reasons were hella hot. Warren was just a pussy.

@Warren: How's your hunt for me going, lol? It's been more than a couple of minutes. Tbh, I was kinda looking forward to seeing you ganked by some stormtroopers, lol.

@Not_a_clone_of_a_clone: Yandere isn't dating Hecate yet. Ftfy. You're welcome fam. But, she's still my waifu. I claimed her first, get your own scrub.

@R4inb0w_Pho3n1x: You seem to have confused 'possessed' with 'really fucking hot'. The eyes are literally the best part. And the blood. And her stance. And the anime outfit. She's so cool. How can you guys not understand that? Stop pushing your mainstream behavour on my waifu. Just because you nerds live off generic seasonal shonens doesn't mean that I can't have an actual good taste. You're just a trash-tier otaku weeb acting like you've got a degree just because you read a couple of wikipedia articles on some japanese myths and shit. Bruh, stahp.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

P.S. Shitty reply cuz I'm on my phone, sorry. But, totally worth it cuz I'm picking up some swag from the anime store.

@Yandere Lover:  You are an insufferable buffoon, and I am headed your way. I am taking care of personal business at present. Please refrain from insulting R4inb0w_Pho3n1x as she was taking the matter seriously, actually. 


Also, Yandere Lover. You are banned from posting on my posts in the future. Please keep that in mind.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er2_xX Posted:

>banning
Good luck bitch, I'm behind uncountable proxies and alt accounts. Rekt famalam. Nothing can get in the way between me and my waifu.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er2_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er2_xX needs to stop bothering me, and stop hiding behind alts, proxies, or anything else.

[Dane Regan]

Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er3_xX Posted:

Says the middle-aged Prime that ran away from a younger, and newer, prime just because of a little bit of blood. Lol. I, for one, await Hecate-sama's yandere tendencies willingly - mostly cuz it's hotter than the Ashen Steppes.

Come and get me old man, I dare ya.

- Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er3_xX

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com