I rate how hard my pet goose would bite you
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I rate how hard my pet goose would bite you
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09-08-2017, 08:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-08-2017, 08:20 PM by Jade Harley.)
![[Image: one-angry-goose-elizabeth-hoskinson.jpg]](http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/one-angry-goose-elizabeth-hoskinson.jpg) SKREEE-ONK? (Go on. You know you want to know.) New to the Omniverse? Don't be afraid to PM me for assistance! Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite. 
09-08-2017, 08:20 PM
*unsheathes knife* I dare it to bite me
![[Image: tenor.gif?itemid=10243242]](https://media1.tenor.com/images/0d6ef0c3c4fc54d6701fb11e8029fdb1/tenor.gif?itemid=10243242) "While shooting concentrate your mind, gently muttering the spell to the Mini-Hakkero. Aiming at someone you don't like, a magicannon of love will be unleashed!" 
09-08-2017, 08:20 PM
ME
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09-08-2017, 08:21 PM
Please?
![[Image: QlU6gj3.png]](http://i.imgur.com/QlU6gj3.png) Yuuka Kazami Wrote:Do you think Yuuka *aims* the Master Spark? No. She decides which half of the world she wants to fuck. 
09-08-2017, 08:22 PM
This is valuable knowledge.
Daniel Wrote:gonna milk the shit out of those milkies Gildarts Wrote:Sorry if you got diabetes from this, and sorry again if you were offended by that comment because you do have diabetes. Alex Wrote:clowns don't have marriage rights 
09-08-2017, 08:27 PM
*bites goose back via mimic*
![[Image: Darkdata.png]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/badges/Events/Darkdata.png) Yuuka Kazami  es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse? Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff
09-08-2017, 08:29 PM
(09-08-2017, 08:20 PM)Chara Wrote: *unsheathes knife* I dare it to bite me BITE OF DEMON GOOSE. RIP AND TEAR. NOT BREAK SKIN. WHY BEAK NOT WORK ON SKIN? bite strength 111+ (09-08-2017, 08:20 PM)The Vision Wrote: ME Soft nibble on hand. Mumble-peep. Very confuse. Where is grass for goose? bite strength -1 (09-08-2017, 08:21 PM)Yuuka Kazami Wrote: Please? Gnaw on foot. Cannot find tasty grass. Perhaps is on other foot? No. There is only foot. bite strength 3+ (09-08-2017, 08:21 PM)Ebonywood Hellscythe Wrote: *pushes Ebony in* Goose do a HONKING. MUCH ALARM. VERY ATTAC. BITE SINISTER SHOES. MMM, SHOELACE. bite strength 9+ New to the Omniverse? Don't be afraid to PM me for assistance! Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite. 
09-08-2017, 08:30 PM
I am constantly at war with goose-kind so this is valuable information to me.
09-08-2017, 09:09 PM
I am prepared to be bitten by a goose. Been bitten by about every other animal I've ever met.
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09-09-2017, 08:13 AM
GEESSEENNS ♥♥♥
"I've been here before, used to this kind of war. Crossfire grind through the sand. The orders were easy: 'It's kill or be killed'. Blood on both sides will be spilled."
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09-09-2017, 03:32 PM
-unsheathes katana and poses, outlined against the rising sun with the wind flapping his coat-
-thinks about pate- "How hard will goose bite..." ![[Image: MZSDl2O.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/MZSDl2O.jpg)
09-10-2017, 06:53 PM
(09-08-2017, 08:22 PM)Mark Wrote: This is valuable knowledge. DAVID BOWIE = ULTIMATE GOOSE. FRIENDLY NIBBLIN. bite strength 1+ (09-08-2017, 08:25 PM)Summer Wrote: Bring it, bird! Person do a shouting? Shout back! Bite just to be sure person knows am stronger goose. bite strength 25+ (09-08-2017, 08:27 PM)Desman Black Wrote: *bites goose back via mimic* SKRONK. [GOOSE INTENSIFIES] bite strength Infinity+ (09-08-2017, 08:28 PM)Gaston Wrote: No one gets bit by a goose like Gaston! Much hair, very muscle? Does a loud shouting? Must eat hair to test threat to goose. bite strength 19+ (09-08-2017, 08:30 PM)Spur Wrote: I am constantly at war with goose-kind so this is valuable information to me. Hello officer, officer hello, no biting here am Lawful Goose! bite strength 1+ (09-08-2017, 09:09 PM)Cell Wrote: I am prepared to be bitten by a goose. Been bitten by about every other animal I've ever met. Drink a goose? No, is green like grass. Goose bite grass. 3+ (09-09-2017, 08:08 AM)Strazio Rockwell Wrote: Bring it goose Is very beard. Beard is good for nibbling. Nutrition? bite strength 3+ (09-09-2017, 08:13 AM)Miranda Frost Wrote: GEESSEENNS ♥♥♥ Friend to goose? Do a LOUD to express friend. FRIEND HELLO! hello! HELLO! bite strength 1+ (09-09-2017, 03:32 PM)Hiro Protagonist Wrote: -unsheathes katana and poses, outlined against the rising sun with the wind flapping his coat- Wings are flapping? Friend goose? Nibble to be sure! bite strength 2+ New to the Omniverse? Don't be afraid to PM me for assistance! Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite. 
09-10-2017, 06:56 PM
why not, how hard would your gooose bite me
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09-12-2017, 09:16 PM
New to the Omniverse? Don't be afraid to PM me for assistance! Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
09-12-2017, 09:17 PM
*sigh of rejection*
The soul of the Machine God surrounds thee. The power of the Machine God invests thee. The hate of the Machine God drives thee. The machine god endows thee with life. Live!
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09-12-2017, 09:20 PM
ok
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