How [insert text] Are You?

[Guu]

My, aren't those judging topics ever so popular? Reminds me of the match making meme from a few months ago. Whatever happened to those?

Well, I'm always the type to follow trends! That is my reputation! We all know I only joined as Guu during the great "play elderich abominations who are disguise as children" trend of 2014! (We got Desco on that same train.)

Post below if you want me to tell you what judge thread your character would make! Don't be shy! I take all.

You can count on Guu.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

I already made one. So do I win at this thread as well or something? Or do I have to make another?

(Oh, and what about Dane? What great thread should he make?)

[Dust]

If Dust made another thread, what should he do?

[Amber Veritz]

What do you take me for, a loser?

[Clownpiece]

*jumps on the bandwagon*

[Desman Black]

Need a third thread for Des (already has a secound in mind)

[Guu]

Ebonywood Hellscyth: "How Goffic Are You?" You judge people on who's a goth and who's a poser. Your basis seems to be based on who looks the most like Gerard Way and can recite My Chemical Romance word for word. Also, you devote a paragraph every other judging to what entirely black outfit you're wearing at the moment.

Dane Regan: "How D&D Are You?" You judge people based on how well they fit in a d20 format. Sadly, 1 page in, the thread fails a saving throw and falls to the wayside.

Dust: “How Fuckable are you?” In a tragic turn of events, the source of your magic transfers to your penis. You try to make it work, but your life turns into an erotic dating sim. You can never come back from that…

Amber Vertz: “What Do You Take Me For, A Loser?” You judge people on how they judge you. Unfortunately, they judge you for your judgement. Then you judge them right back for judging your judgement. Then they judge you for judging their judging of your judgment. Then you achieve meta-enlightenment. There is no longer up or down, there is only judge heaven.
You were not allowed in though, judged poorly.

Clownpiece: *resists from reusing One Piece joke again*
“Would You Make a Scary Clown?” Being a noted cute clown, you claim yourself the authority on who would look good in clown make up. TBH, this would almost be a good thread to do… God, did I actually put out a genuine one? Holy shit. 0.0

Desman Black: “Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?” Seriously, what happened to that guy?

[Ash]

For SCIENCE (says the Mage demon)

[Guu]

Ash: "Who's that Pokemon?"

[Summer]

Alright, actual storm demon coming through. None of that fake shit :frog:

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Do Kerrigan : 3

[The Vision]

Do me! Do me!

[Daniel]

Dust: “How Fuckable are you?” In a tragic turn of events, the source of your magic transfers to your penis. You try to make it work, but your life turns into an erotic dating sim. You can never come back from that…

hahaha

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[Belle]

Guu: "How hungry are you?"
"How eldritch are you?"
"How consumingtheworld are you?"

[Guu]

Summer: “How hard can I melt you like Frosty?” This thread has a strong start but it eventually dies when people realize every response is some variation of “Very much.” Afterwards, you storm off in a huff and sing on a mountaintop somewhere.

Sarah Kerrigan: “What would your character look like as an infested Zerg slave?” This thread goes well until Jim Rayner posts in it. You give a snide remark like: “Well, you wouldn’t be paying alimony as you do.” This leads to a long argument about child custody until the thread is mercifully locked by staff.

The Vision: “Do you have true insight?” This thread goes on for a long time, but it eventually ends tragically. All those hours in front of the computer ruins your eyes. I guess hindsight wasn’t 20/20.

Daniel: “Are you a comedian?” No? Then SHADDUP!
#thoughseriouslydon’tbanmeplease

Belle: “Would you have the nads to steal Gaston’s girl?” This gets a strong response at the start, but then Gaston forgets he’s playing a character and not actually Gaston. He demands from staff to ban Belle for adultery. His powers to sway the universe through sheer testosterone doesn’t carry over to his real life personality, so it doesn’t end well for him. As for Belle, the sheer embarrassment sent her into hiding. They say she’s living somewhere in Canada, but that’s merely rumor.

[The Vision]

It just hit me that this is a "How [insert text] Are You" in its own right.

#mindblown

[Omni]

I will take that judgement.

[Guu]

Omni: "What in god's name are you?" You judge players based on Omni's favor of their characters. Sadly, you were way too brutally honest and it causes the inevitable calapse of the site. The civil war along the way will lead to the deaths of thousands. The West Side gang forms in real life, you go in hiding in the Bahamas, and I keep writing for the site not realizing it's empty.

[Handsome Jack]

I already got a thread, which has died due to me judging literally everyone already, but what SHOULD I have done?

[Victor Wolfe]

Sure why not