Tech Support in the Dunes

[Victor Wolfe]

Hello, users of the dataverse, New Babylon has an exciting job opportunity, you see one of our most... industrious members has come up with the plans to build up our influence on this wonderful platform and allow us to share all things New Babylon to the rest of the world. To accomplish this, however, we will need people with the expertise to help with debugging and keeping the systems up whilst the... visionary that thought up this idea takes care of the larger admin projects.

if you are proficient with the use of the dataverse and would be willing to travel to the dunes we offer to cover all your needs, keep you safer than the average person across the verses and the salary is negotiable. This job is also open to people of all races, gender, age and prime or secondary status, so long as you have the skills we are looking for you will always be a valued part of the machine that is Nippur!

[Shantotto]

From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
Topic: Job inquiry.

To whom it may concern,

You may call me Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX, I am a common name I am very sure you may have seen on the Dataverse, I am currently traveling with a blood crazy woman names Hecate (total babe even if shes a bit... crazy) Looking to take a few steps away from her to let her realize that I am the ONLY SENPAI she needs....

My repetiour includes,

Shitposting to the max,
Killing a Prime names Warren Zimmer
Incapacitating an elf of yggdrasil
and looking charming as fuck!

I know computers, and IT after all I did steal interweb from my old neighbor, (sorry sucker never even realized it)

If this sweet score is something you feel would benefit your. group Hit me up!

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[Victor Wolfe]

To:hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
From:Banisher4Lyfe@Hottymail.com

Ah a man of culture, ain't crazy women just the best? It isn't as fun if you do not feel like they might just snap and kill you right afterwards right? I am sure that with your particular skills we will be able to find a very fitting place for you comrade, just head over to Nippur, I have attached the directions to this email, I look forward to your arrival.

[Jack Darby]

To:Banisher4Lyfe@Hottymail.com
From: Raf E./Unicron@Omail.com

From your advertisement you are looking for someone who would no doubt have the skills required to access the Dataverse, and to perform maintenace on your machinery, your technology, and your equipment. While I may not be the oldest choice of person to do so, I have outhacked an alien robot back home, and have recently relearned how to use my hacking skills in the Omniverse. In addition, I am also fairly skilled at protecting myself should it come down to it. However, if I am to do this, I have one condition. If there are any books, tomes, manuals, or anything on how a Prime could regain the skills that they have lost, such would be shared with me.

[Victor Wolfe]

To:Raf E./Unicron@Omail.com
From:Banisher4Lyfe@Hottymail.com

Whilst we appreciate your interest in our advertisement we already have someone qualified on their way to fill the position if the project really takes off and we do need more people involved then I will keep your email and you will be the first prime informed of new positions opening in this exciting new venture. Thank you for the interest, and have a wonderful day!