Pummeling a Pest

[Dane Regan]

>Not worth his time
>He spends hours hunting me down
>Apparently I harass other people
>He came here just to harass me

To put it simply, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX wasn't impressed with Warren Zimmer. His mind jumped about as loosely and poorly linked together as the average cartoon villain. As a supremacist who watched anime instead of such childish shows, it was no surprise that Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX wasn't particularly fond of the brutish aged Prime. But, he had to suck that up for now. This was for the greater good. For Hecate-sama. For his Waifu. So, he scooped up his recent purchase and followed behind Warren. If his parents got mad that he ran away for her, well, they just didn't understand. He was a grown man skilled with a weeb sword and holding a Hecate-sama body pillow, he was perfectly capable of making his own intelligent decisions.

And, right now, that intelligent choice was following a man who had basically threatened to kill him just so he could meet his Waifu and they could be together forever. If he was lucky, he'd even be there to see her chop off Warren's head, or cut him to pieces. That man was just an obstacle to their love. But, he did have to be careful. He held the pillow protectively, and his other arm looked relaxed, yet it was ready to spring forth millions of different weeb fighting techniques, all at the same time. Or maybe one after another.

Warren's mechanical swords didn't impress him - he knew the Hecate-sama's would clearly be superior. "Lead the way, old man." He neglected to comment or retaliate with insults of his own, knowing he could infuriate Warren much better if he bided his time for the moment. He had some good ones ready, as well. Maybe he'd save them for a Dataverse comment.

[James Knight]

The Guy is an idiot.
He will make a nice janitor for the Fort Zimmer-Rothchild. 
Oh yes, this is going to be fun. 

As those thoughts coursed through his head, the old man insult was ignored by Warren Zimmer. There was no sense in losing his cool against what amounted to a shit poster because of the comments he made. Sure, earlier Warren had been upset. But when he had actually met the guy Yandere Lover had proven what Warren had initially thought of him was correct. The individual was developmentally delayed. Sure Warren might not have the most concrete plan as to how to deal with the individual. Yet in time he could come up with something, and if not murder was an option that he would safely explore on the individual. After all, Hecate was not the only one who had skills with the blade. With that in mind, Warren simply made a map out of Omnilium and gave it to the individual, directing him to the Tangled Green. Warren headed towards the elevator to Tier One, and made a mental smirk. If he was lucky, Hecate would kill Yandere Lover, and he wouldn't have to lift a finger. Yes, that would be a very satisfying thing for her to do, to remove that nuisance. On the other hand though, he could be of use alive. Warren finally decided to see what would happen, but no. He was not going to see what occurred.

[Dane Regan]

Impatiently, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX tapped his foot on the ground. Warren had stopped moving, looking at his hands and looking very focused. Did he break? Did the old Prime finally stop working?

Firmly clutching his Hecate-sama body pillow, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX moved to overtake the old man, getting a look at him from the side, and then the front. He hadn't moved or spoken in about thirty seconds. Which was strange. Amused, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX waved his hand in front of the man's face. "Hello? Is anyone in there? Did the dementia finally start to kick in? You okay dude?"

It was then that Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX noticed the faint glow in the guy's hands. Strands of Omnilium stitching themselves together, slowly forming... Something. He didn't know what. The guy hadn't said.

He let out a long sigh, shaking his head. "Primes." Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX could swear these guys thought the entire world revolved around them. Warren had stopped in the middle of the pavement - near enough to an elevator for the area to be busy. Pedestrians flowed around him, tutting and shaking their head as the old dude just stood there, ignoring all of them and looking down and the glowy stuff in his hands.

Another minute passed. And then a third. Idly, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX pet his Hecate-sama body pillow, growing a little bit bored of this. Hopefully, he thought, Warren would be finished soon. He knew summoning took a while, and part of him wanted to flick the guy on the forehead and disrupt his progress. But that would delay his journey to Hecate-sama. Meeting her was necessary. She was his love, and he was her Senpai - even if she didn't know it yet.

He tipped his fedora, apologising to yet another pedestrian for the inconvenience. He actually knew that one. Joe from the convenience store. The guy who sold him all of the ramen he'd bought once his mother went on strike from cooking for him. And yet the woman still had the nerve to suggest he wasn't responsible. Lies. Lies and slander. An insult to his good name.

Finally, after what might as well have been hours but was probably only a few minutes, the tech-obsessed prime tossed Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX a map of a jungle. There were a few discernable features, namely a castle, a portal, some paths, and a couple of natural landmarks. Helpfully, the castle was labelled with 'Hecate'. Swiftly, Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX pulled out a pen and scribbled '-Sama' next to it. There, all sorted.

Yet, before the Shitposter Supreme could even look up, Warren had already left. Walking briskly towards the elevator and getting ahead through the crowds. Giving his Hecate-sama body pillow a good hug before shifting her protectively to his side, he strode onwards. He had a map. He had a destination. He had a waifu. Clearly, his path was clear. Clearly.