Direct Message to Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX

[James Knight]

To: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
From: FQOC@revenge.net 
Subject: NFL-R 

You seem to be in possession of a device of mine. I require it back. So. I ask you. Return my NFL-R at once.

[Dane Regan]

To: FQOC@revenge.net
From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
Subject: RE: NFL-R

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>Not knowing how to resummon stuff
Fucking scrub.

Dunno if you remember, but if you're talking about your crappy tech-watch, I smashed that shit. But, hey, if you wanna get hacked to pieces trying to collect a broken piece of plastic, Hecate-sama and I have swords with your name on them.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

To:  hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
From: FQOC@revenge.net 
Subject:RE: RE: NFL-R


You asinine idiot. Do you even know how long it took me to make the thing BY HAND here? You don't just SUMMON an NFL-R. You have to individually build each and every component. Congratulations. You've forced me to spend WEEKS trying to remember how I made the NFL-R in the first place, or how my dad is. I hope you are proud with yourself, you Hijou De Puta. 

[Dane Regan]

To: FQOC@revenge.net
From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: NFL-R

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You're a really shitty prime, ya know that? Here, cuz ol' Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX loves you so much, he's gonna give you a lesson.

Step one: Whip out your magic glowy orb thing like it's your dick and the world is a urinal.

Step two (optional): Give it a little shake to get the creative juices flowing. Legend has it, every little orb of Omnilium has its own miniature Omni trapped inside.

Step three: Think of what you want to summon, be it weed, hookers, more weed, or a shitty watch you found at a garage sail during your edgy teen highschool years.

Step four: Will it into existence. Wouldn't it be great if you actually had all that weed and all those hookers? Wouldn't it be great if you had a shitty fucking watch? Obviously not, but let's pretend it would be to give you motivation.

Step five: Stand still for like, five minutes. Or longer if you're summoning a lot of weed. Kinda varies a bit. But your shitty watch is just gonna take a few minutes, lol.

Step six: Marvel as the mini-Omni inside the orb does literally all the work for you without you even knowing how your watch even worked because you're a really shitty wannabe scientist tech-dude who should go back to living in his mum's basement.

Step seven: Press the laser button on the watch. Gotta give it a test run first, right?

Step eight: Wait almost fifteen seconds the laser is charging. If you opted to summon weed and hookers as well, then now is the time to use them.

Step nine: Point the watch at your head.

Step ten: Fucking die because you're an idiot who now literally doesn't have a brain.

Disclaimer: YL does not actually condone smoking weed.

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THE SHRINE:

♥♥♥ Hecate Rothchild ♥♥♥
"Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Email: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

[James Knight]

Words could not describe the rage Warren Zimmer felt at the message, and he immediately deleted it from his inbox, and blocked Yandere.