Email: Gamzee to Guu

[Gamzee Makara]

UhhHHhHHHh

Fuck this fancy ass computer is all kinds of motherfucking weird

Syntech be motherfucking fancy

AnYwAyS MiStReSs GuU!

It's Gamzee, that ill motherfucking Ambrosia Denizen :o)

Yaknow, the one that owes you a life debt for defeating me in a battle of sick fires and wits and rhymes

ThAt OnE!

RiGhT so quick update on me since its been motherfucking AGES: I'm all up in this Dante's Abyss Shit. I think its gonna be lit. I might die! But anyways I don't got a lot of time since my buddy strazio and I signed up kinda late so i gotta send this shit fast

If its alright with you id like to formally represent ambrosia to the best of my motherfucking abilities and while im p sure im not gonna win this thing, cuz ya know apparently theres some HELLA strong dudes all up in this shit and tbh like i said i'm prolly gonna die :oD

But Imma still go in there and fuck shit up in your name and in the name of Ambrosia

uh with your bLeSsInG oF cOuRsE

either way wish me luck Mistress! I hope when i inevitably die and respawn at the fountain, i can continue to go on adventures and help the city of ambrosia prosper!

aint life full of mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLeS?

[Guu]

Ah yes! It has been a while!

Well, you have my blessing. And when you're finished with DA, come by Ambrosia so we can catch up!

Oh, if you run into Gildarts, tell him I said "Hi!" He's a member too, though he's more doing it to find family and stuff #longstory

Hope you realize you have dataverse connection on the island so you can get this message...

Anyways, good luck!

Signed,
Princess Guu of Ambrosia