Colosseum Bros

[Handsome Jack]

This is gonna be rough. Rather than risk dying in the Colosseum without seeing the island again, how about we agree to turn off SP use for the fight? Better to go back to the island with a few bruises than to get murdered up here, amirite?

[The Future Warrior]

This is indeed gonna be rough. I would be more than okay with the no SP rule. Because after all, even against a villain like Cell, the hero never goes all out in the first fight. Gotta measure 'em up.

[Odin]

Maybe you could all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.

[Sterling Archer]

I'm also fine with no SP.

[Harlan Higgs]

You and your 4 remaining HP should have tried that :p

[Professor Sunshine]

Odin why do you care? Your not fighting.

[Handsome Jack]

Yes. Abyss. You're right. You've discovered his secret plan.

[Handsome Jack]

I hope I did you both justice. Let me know if I fucked anything up and I will improve the next post accordingly. IF you find me.

[Handsome Jack]

My two cents on the match, now that everyone has posted.

You both wrote a "fight" better than I did. I need to work on my first person. I'm doing excellently at getting emotion across, but I'm lacking at action.

Please don't kill me, Karl.

[Handsome Jack]

Also: had a blast writing with you both. My first fight post was something I was particularly proud ofand that's because you two forced me to brinf my best to the table. Thanks, guys.

[Sterling Archer]

<3

Same to you, my friend. Writing against you two really pushed me to put maximum effort into my posts and I'm very proud of what resulted.

Also I apologize if my Archer dialogue was cringey and/or if I cheesed up either of your characters' dialogue.

[Handsome Jack]

Nah. You did good. Hell, the cheesiest line was in MY post.

"Did SOMEONE call an exterminator?"

[Mark]

Gahaha that's honestly a pretty spot-on Archer line, though.

[The Future Warrior]

This was a hell of a fight. Had a blast, and really tried to bring my a-game to this one.

[Enel]

*spins chain* Awright lads let's 'ave a right slobberknocker then eh? :enel:

[Dane Regan]

You going to take that attack Tearen?

(pls say yes)