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[Guu]

Do you ever feel like no one loves you? Do you think the world doesn't care about you, that you're just one in the crowd, that no one would shed a tear if you died. I wish I could tell you it's not true, I wish I could tell you that lots of people do love you.

But I'd be lying. We both know it's not true.

But there is still hope for you. In the Worship of the Slime, we teach all our members to love each other. You'd be joining an entire community of loving, wholesome people who will care about you unconditioning. We don't even ask anything of you, we just want you part of the family. It can be the greatest feeling in the world to truely belong

Please, consider the Worship of the Slime. If you decided to join us, reply to this e-mail with your information as well as a date you'd like to meet, and an associate will greet you at the nexus gate of the pale moors at the date of your choosing

Remember, we are eager to share with you the love and respect you personally deserve. Hopefully, we will see you soon.