Fairytales of the Omniverse

[Amaterasu]

The inhabitants of the Omniverse are bound to have brought some fairytales from their respective cultures, and maybe mothers have made up "If you don't eat your broccoli a big bad Prime will come and eat you" types of tales and bedtime stories to their kids which have turned into fairytales - inspired to no small degree by the numerous Primes that inhabit this world.

I mean, somewhere out there there's BOUND to be a "Amaterasu and the seven dwarves", wherein Ammy hides in a house in the Frozen Fields that's inhabited by seven dwarves, all named Urist, who first think she's a troll. At the same time Karl Jak, who's jealous because Ammy is almost half as hot as he is, has one of his employees present Ammy with a cursed katana to put her to an eternal sleep when she touches it. Finally Dust comes around and kisses her back to life, then runs away into the sunset, chased by imperial Stormtroopers because he has 217 instances of sexual harassment in Coruscant ("unwanted french kissing of civilians, Stormtroopers, Space Marines and Judge Dredd") resulting in a massive bounty on his head.

... right?

So then, what stories do you think are coursing around? Tell us one! (or more)

(Or if you prefer, re-tell a fairytale in which your character is the protagonist, and tell us how it would go!)

[Desman Black]

inspired by a chat conversation
The Little Robot (AKA. The Little Mermaid)
Desman=Ariel (robot turned human via alt form)
Dust= The Prince (cause we obviously need one)
Ash=Ursula (sort of accidently the cause for Des's alt form, plus have stolen Des's voice on more then one occasion ;3 )
Jak= Flounder (encourages shenanigans)
samurai abstinence patrol= Sebastian (against it at first, but supports once he realizes there is no going back)

Do with this as you will fan fic writers... I know I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[The Vision]

Okor-Stiltskin?

[Harry Potter]

Idk if this counts. An excerpt my upcoming post; [M] rated graffiti in a bathroom in a club in Mokugakure

[spoiler]
There was a big ugly man from Ambrosia.
Who was arrested for indecent exposure.
He told princess Guu
And behold it was true
Twas his Greatclub, and he is an ogre.
[/spoiler]


EDIT: I'll add a better fairy tale later <3

[Amaterasu]

Red Amming Hood:

Version 1 (Amms as Red Riding Hood): Ammy is told by Oki that her parent living on the other side of Japan is not feeling very well and asks her to deliver some sake and onigiris (those triangular rice cakes with a black piece of algae at the bottom). Along the way she is approached by an evil Kitsune who misleads her into tking a detour which lands her at a shrine that, as the Kitsune knows, Ammy will pray at, while the Kitsune goes to devour her parent, then will shapeshift into them and get all the sake and onigiris for herself.
Except that when the Kitsune turns up at the house, because it didn't read up on japanese mythology it didn't know that Amaterasu's parent is Izanagi, the legendary hero who birthed Amaterasu and her siblings after escaping the Underworld and bathing to cleanse himself. He is so badass that the Kitsune doesn't even make it through the door before backing away as his immensely powerful aura warns it. By the time Ammy comes around, the Kitsune is long gone and she gets drunk with sake together with Izanagi.

Version 2 (Amms as the Wolf): Some japanese girl is traveling through the forest to bring sake and onigiris to her grandma when Amaterasu encounters her, and because Ammy is a wolf and often hungry she wants some of them delish onigiris. So she tells the girl that the forest is dangerous and infested with Youkai, and offers to lead her along a safe path through it. Because she's the goddess of the sun no Youkai dare come near them and they make it through safely, and as a thank-you the girl and her grandma leave some of their food and drink on a shrine for the gods, which Amms snags when they're not looking.