Pesterlog: Karkat and Gamzee

[Gamzee Makara]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 3:57 --

CG: HEY
CG: HEY YOU CLOWNISH FUCK
CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
CG: IT'S BEEN LIKE SEVERAL DAYS OR WEEKS OR MONTHS OR SOMETHING I DUNNO MAN
CG: TIME HAS NO MEANING IN JADE'S FORTRESS OF ICITUDE
CG: I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE HOUSESITTING FOR HER AFTER A TERRIBLE ADVENTURE INVOLVING A GROPEY PLANT THING AND A ZOMBIE AND
CG: LET'S JUST SAY ITS BEEN A SHITTY TIME
CG: JADE, UNGRATEFUL HUMAN THAT SHE IS, DUMPED ME BACK AT HER TOWER WITH STRICT ORDERS NOT TO VENTURE OUT IN THE FROZEN WASTES UNLESS I WANTED TO BECOME MORE FROZEN WASTE
CG: IT WAS KINDA FUCKING RUDE AND IM KINDA FUCKING LIGHTLY SODIUM CHLORIDED.
CG: I'VE JUST BEEN CHILLING HERE WITH HER DEAD BUT NOT DEAD ROBOTIC LUSUS
CG: HE'S KIND OF A LAUGH UNTIL YOU REALIZE HOW GOD DAMN MORBID THE STORY OF HIS EXISTENCE IS
CG: ARE YOU EVEN GETTING THESE?? I KEEP SEEING YOUR NAME POP UP ON THE DATAVERSE, SOMETHING ABOUT A COMPETITION? A DEATH COMPETITION? I SWEAR GAMZEE YOU GOTTA STOP DISAPPEARING AND DYING ON ME SHIT IS GETTING OLD FASTER THAN JADE'S GRANDPABOT
CG: ALSO I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW
CG: SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING SOME PRETTY DISTURBING AND LEWD IMAGES ON A MESSAGE BOARD OF YOU AND THAT WHITE HAIRED SHIT HEAD THAT KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE COLISEUM
CG: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION AND THE WORLD OF ART DEMANDS A EULOGY
TC: :o)
CG: THATS IT? THATS ALL IM GETTING IS SOME DOPEY ASS SMILE?
CG: YOUR LEVEL OF BULLSHITTERY NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE
TC: hOnK :o)
CG: WH
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
CG: GAMZEE, IF YOU DONT DRAG YOUR GLITTERY WHIMSICAL ASS TO JADE'S TOWER WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I MAY JUST HAVE TO OFF MYSELF
CG: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT GAMZEE
CG: FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND TO CHOKE TO DEATH ON HIS OWN FEELING OF 'I'M FUCKING DONE'
CG: BECAUSE I'LL FUCKING DO IT
CG: TRY ME BITCH
TC: NaWwWwW dAwG dOn'T gO oFf aNd Do ThAt :o(
TC: yOu GoN mAkE mE cRy
TC: iM oN mY WaY bRoSkIdIaH

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased being trolled by carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 4:01 --