Dataverse Youtube: Stand Alone Videos

[Guu]

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[spoiler]A musical jingle plays as an old bespectacled man sat in an ancient desk chair surrounded by a bookcase. Men in jumpsuits one by one walk into frame and take out a hand full of books.

“Hello, I’m Jenkins Hogginstein, President-” He paused as he came to realize his mistake. “Former President of Hogginstein Bank. As you may know, We’ll be shutting down next week. we ask all of our clients to please come and claim their money before then. You maybe asking why a bank that was doing so well in the Anarchy market would suddenly shut down. Well…”

He shuffles around in his seat.

”A month or so ago, we were robbed. An assailant snuck into our facilities in the middle of the night and stole large quantities of pure raw OM from our vaults. I’m sorry to say, our first instinct was cover it up. We have a reputation for our security, one we wished to maintain. Well, no sense keeping it hidden now.

“We’ve tried to catch the thief involved but failed to do so. If you want to catch the person yourselves, we can’t promise money rewards but it would be great in terms of getting revenge. A single guard managed to get a peek at the person. Our computers made this composite image based on the description.”

The following Image flashes on the screen:

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“If you decide to seek the person, remember they are an armed and extremely dangerous secondary.

“Anyways, again, I’m deeply sorry it all turned out like this. I hope to any of our clients that our services were to their liking and they have much luck in finding a new bank. It’s with a heavy heart that I say good bye for the last time. Jenkins, out.”

And with that, he takes off his hat and places it on the desk. He walks off frame. The video ends with the camera slowly zooming in on his hat as the Hogginstein jingle plays for the last time.[/spoiler]

[float=left]Solemn Farewell from Hogginstein[/float]


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Hogginstein Bank International

[Guu]

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[spoiler]A banana with a pair of legs stands in the middle of the screen.

“It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! It’s Peanut Butter Jelly time!”

The banana bounces back and forth to the old school soundtrack that seems to go all over the place while the background flashes between colors chaotically and the text “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly time” flash repeatedly on the screen.

Suddenly, everything stops, screen goes to black behind the banana, and eventually he notices that there isn’t anymore music to bounce back and forth to. His dance slows to a stop as he looks around, curious where all the music went.

Suddenly, a door opens off to the side, pouring in a wall of sunlight. The banana, cautious but also curious, slowly walks towards the door. As soon as he’s five more steps away from it, he’s suddenly violently sucked out with the door slamming behind him.

A Gmod recreation of the banana man is flying high into the sky in front of stock footage of clouds with music from the Neverending Story soundtrack playing in the background. He yells for joy as the wind kicks his stem back and forth. He looked down on the ground.

Cut to a number of Team Fortress 2 characters (or at least knock off versions of them) picking bananas at a farm. A number of them wave at the banana man as he flies by, him waving back in greeting.

Now back to the banana man, he closes his eyes as he just lets this moment sink in.

However, his moment of glory is quickly sunk. His eyes jolt open as he sees the Chiquita Banana lady standing there with a, standing 100 feet tall and carrying a giant rifle. He swerves out of the way mid air as the fired rounds barely miss him.

He does complex tactical maneuvers, masterfully dodging each shot. But a quick glance behind him confirms his fears. She’s chasing him.

The sky darkens as a storm rolls in. Rain starts to fall, soaking the poor banana. He wanted to stop and tough through the storm, but he didn’t know when the next shot would be fired. He keeps doing the maneuvers, even though each time he does it, he could feel himself slipping; loosing control of his flying with each turn. Eventually, spun out of control, now completely at mercy of the wind.

Hours later, he wakes on the ground with the sun shining on his face. He sits up to see he is in a cowboy western town inhabited entirely of rainbow colored kittens. He rubs his eyes in disbelief. One of the kittens see him and call all the others to his side. They meow at him insufferably while thought bubbles show question marks.He explains in simmish, but the basic plot so far is displayed in a thought bubble above his head.

The kittens get all rallied up at the story. They run off to their kitten tanks and their kitten choppers and grab their kittle rifles. They suit up in little kitten armor and helmets. The banana even gets suited up as the kittens provide armor that’s specially made for him... somehow.

They get on their little kitten walkie talkies and call a city of puppies who suit up in their own armor and get their own guns.


The next day at dawn, and army of cats, dogs, hamsters, and living breathing tacos wait in hiding. The Chiquita Banana lady stomps into view, slowly making her way, holding her gun to her side, casually looking for the banana. Suddenly, a kitten gives of a loud “Meow,” and all armies fire at ones. The dogs shoot rainbow fireworks, the kittens shoot bubblegum, the hamster shoot purple lightning and the tacos shooting tiny kittens.

The Chiquita Banana lady is completely overwhelmed by the onslaught of absurdity. She tries to fire back but she’s quickly covered from head to toe with all sorts of crap that she can’t even move.

The kittens roll out a catapult with a plush of Joe Biden wearing a Mickey Mouse hat loaded in it.

“Meow, meow, MEEEEEOOWWW!” Yellowed the kitten commander in a booming voice. The plush launches into the air and sticks to the Chiquita Banana lady’s face. It blocks her air passages, and after a minute or so of struggling, gasping for air, she falls over in one large earth shaking crash.

All the kittens, puppies, hamsters and tacos cheer, throwing their tiny army helmets into the air. Triumphant music plays accompanied by the celebratory meows, barks, and squeaks. Everyone gathers around and has a huge feast together, eating the taco people. The kitten and dog leaders shake paws and sign peace treaties. The crowd gives off another cheer before going into hysterics.

Suddenly cut to the banana man’s face. He has a dubious look on his face.

“Just as planned” He says with an evil grin.

Credits roll, “Perfect Day” by Hoku play over them.[/spoiler]

[float=left]The Banana[/float]


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The Banana Channel

[Chloe Price]

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[spoiler]Two Mario Star soldiers are standing there. They are holding Star Cannons from Terraria. "What are we gonna do today?" one, in blue, asks. "I dunno." the other, in red, replies. It suddenly starts raining zombies from Minecraft. They start shooting at them. A Bob-Omb appears, and they shoot at that too. Explosions fire everywhere. Confetti rains from the sky. A fart sound effect plays.

A headline pops up. "Like, comment, and subscribe or I eat your kittens"[/spoiler]

[float=left]Super Star Soldiers[/float]


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Starman

Man, even my random crap on the Dataverse is short.

[Chloe Price]

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[spoiler]A seemingly normal video started up, of Coruscant. Suddenly, you heard a bit of lightning crackling off-camera, when the skies were clear. Suddenly, a yed and yellow blur passed through.

"Woah!" The cameraman seemed to think it was cool. "The worst part is, this isn't even the strangest thing I've seen in the Omniverse...Ah well, it's cool and I've never caught one of this this on recording before."

The camera turned, and the blur was seen again. "Awesome..." The cameraman muttered to himself.

The camera turned one last time, and the last glimpse of the blur was seen. "That's it for this video! See you guys next time!"[/spoiler]

[float=left]Mysterious Streak Caught On Camera![/float]


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Coruscant Speedster Sightings

This video was recorded during my last patrol and posted just before the Reverse Flash was found in the Endless Dunes.

[Guu]

A continuation from this post.

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[spoiler]The music jingle kicks in to the sound of an applauding audience. A meowth with a red ribbon around her neck and gold jewelry sits in a big ol’ host chair.

“Welcome back to the Lady Meowth Show. We’re moments away from learning if Dan Willicker’s the father of Miss Skitty’s child.”

Sitting in the paralell chairs is a pink cat pokemon sitting with an egg, the other is a blond haired man of a higher body weight standard, sitting nervously in his seat.

“I don’t get why any of you assume this is possible. I mean, I’m a human, she’s a cat!” Dan pleads.

The Skitty raises her paw. A translator steps in, quick to convert her words into english.

“Lady Meowth, may I say my word before we get our results?”

“Sure.” Responded the host.

The Skitty jumps down onto the show floor and walks to center stage.

“I’ve been the mother of 5 children previously. My first was with a Pikachu, that relationship didn’t work out. However, four of my children came from my marriage with Wailord.”

And image flashed up with the skitty and a gigantic whale. They were floating together in the middle of the ocean.

“Our love was so great, we were inseparable. Even when society mocked our size difference, we never let it bother us. Ever since he died in that ski accident a month ago, there’s been an empty void in my heart. This is why I chose to sleep with this human. He reminded me of him a bit.”

“I… remind you of a whale?” Responded Dan in disbelief.

Suddenly, another meowth appeared and handed the host a file.

“Well, it’s the moment of truth.”

The host slowly opens the file. The camera pans over Skitty and Dan for added tension as the score plays tense music.

“According to these test results,” began the Meowth host, “It clearly states that you Dan”

One more loop around, the camera slow zooming on the two guests.

“Are the father.”

The crowd goes insane, Dan buckles down in defeat in light of the news. Lady Meowth looks sexily in the camera, you could tell she’s thinking of the money she’ll get from this.

Suddenly, Skitty stands in front of Dan, egg on her back.

“I want you to take our child.”

The crowd silences, uncertain of what they heard is accurate.

“What?” Asked Dan in disbelief.

“I want you to take the child with you on your travels.”

“But… why?”

“All my children, I love them so much, but they will always be Cinnabar children. I want this child a chance to see the world, one that you could grant.”

Dan reaches down and gently picks up the egg and places it in his lap. Skitty jumps up next to him on the arm rest. Suddenly, the eggshell cracks. The entire audience gasps, Dan reels back in surprise.

Suddenly, a tiny skitty head breaks through, shell flying everywhere. The tiny little pink kitty kicks the rest of the shell off and rolls into his hands. The audience coos as the camera zoomes in on the adorable sight. The kitten looks up at her parents. Dan, with tears in his eyes says:

“Okay, I’ll take ‘em.”

The audience applause uproariously at his decision. Dan holds the child up so the mother skitty can see it better, but eventually turns into a hug between the three.[/spoiler]

[float=left]The Lady Meowth Show: Willickers/Skitty Pregnancy (Clip)[/float]


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Lady Meowth Show

[Guu]

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[spoiler]A black screen flickers, greyed by static and scratches. Cheesey dated music plays as footage of a dozens or so pegasi marching in formation rolls. Large bolded text flies on screen reading “Ponies on the Move!”

“The East Pegasus Battalion is on the move!” The narrator said.

Cut to footage of orcs sharpening their weapons in preparation.

“Ponies fight the ruthless and inhumane orcs who continue to encroach on our lands. We must do everything to defend our fillies and foals from their corruption.”

Cut to a platoon of pegasi in greek style armor going between attention and at ease at the command of some sort of pony general.

“Our tribe’s youth continue to sacrifice for the future of our people.”

A pegasus does a midair charge, hoof outstretch towards a wooden target. The target explodes upon impact. A new target is set up and the next pegasi does the same.

“They’ve left the comfort of their homes to risk their lives to see the continued safety of our community.”

An older Pegasus with graying hair is buying war bonds along with her food at the grocery store.

“Those who can’t fight are helping anyway they can. The sale of war bonds have skyrocketed.”

A young pony, just barely an adult stands on screen, looking dumbfounded at the camera.

“What are you doing to save the community from the green-skinned menace?”

Cut to a pegasus standing on two legs triumphantly holding a flag depicting a griffon. His comrades fly in squads behind him in the distance.

“Join the East Pegasus Battalion and do your part!”[/spoiler]

[float=left]East Pegasus Battalion on the Move![/float]


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East Pegasus Battalion

[Albert Wesker]

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[spoiler]As the video begins there is only an empty black screen, with a faint crackle of static in the background. This persists for several seconds before text slowly curls its way into being, in a precise, crisp cursive font, spelling out a greeting.

Greetings, Omniverse. Though it has taken me some time to do so, I feel as if I should impart a notice of sorts to any who are attentive enough to care.

The crackling of static in the background has subtly shifted to the crackling of flames, and as the words finish writing themselves into view, there is an intense whoosh of flames, and the entire screen flashes red. The sounds of tearing and collapsing metal resound ominously against the once-again empty, black screen, slowly fading in to the burning aftermath of what looks to have been a purposeful act of destruction.

A large building of some sort, looking to be a factory, and the surrounding area, all utterly demolished, looking like a warzone. Flames rage and there is very obvious blood splattered in the few pieces of rubble that have escaped the spreading flames.

The screen fades to black as another message slowly curls onto the screen.

This is not a thread, dear inhabitants of this wonderful playground Omni has brought us into. This is not a warning. This is only a notice and courtesy of information.

The words fade out with the distinct sound of heavy, metallic footfalls, and the screen shatters like glass, falling away to reveal the leering, mechanical eyes of a Heel Navi, red glowing lenses focused intently on the screen and, by extension, the viewers.

The destruction you have seen was caused by a single agent of our organization. It was not only unsanctioned, but unplanned. It was not a direct mission, it was merely a random act of aggression when he lost his temper. He was not the strongest of our agents, nor was he the most competent.

The red glow in the navi's eyes dies without warning, sparks flickering from below frame.

But he has been dealt with. He did not escape Coruscant intact. Empire authorities accosted him and put an end to his attempts to resist.

It is terribly unfortunate, as while he was not our most competent or powerful agent, he was no doubt effective at his tasks. He will be missed.

But that is not the point of this.

This was merely a courtesy warning of what our organization is capable of. We do not seek subjugation or war, but we will not be so easily destroyed in turn.

What our goals are, and when we will make them known, that is not for me to reveal at this point in time.

But we will see each other soon, fellow inhabitants. And until that time, I wish each and every one of you much better luck than our unfortunate deceased agent.

Shortly after, the crackling of static in the video fades out and the video ends.[/spoiler]

[float=left]A simple courtesy[/float]


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[The Rogue]

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[spoiler]A teen boy is seen doing some risky maneuvers up a building, this part is actually pretty quick although it does take up most of the video length. Then once he reached the top the video speeds up and in the remaining minutes his artwork comes to life. A large Leviathan now adorns the side of that building. The video then ends[/spoiler]

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[Kyle Crane]

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[spoiler]A man in white robes is standing on a rooftop, opposite of 4 heroes; a girl with blonde hair and kind of a 'black ops' suit, a man with a golden bow, a guy in a suit of gold and black power armor, and a man in an overcoat holding some sort of high-tech shotgun.

"I didn't choose you because you're heroes."

The trailer cuts to the girl firing double pistols at...We don't see just who.

"I chose you because you're legends."

Another cut, to the man in the power armor firing a golden-looking blast at someone running away from the group.

"Who are you?" the man in the overcoat's voice rings out. A cut to him, sitting in...Some sort of vault...With the white-robed man opposite of him, handcuffed to a pole.

"Who are you really?"

Another cut to the whole group running towards a man in a black overcoat, holding two boomerangs; a man in a scarlet suit, with lightning crackling off of him; a man in black robes, with glowing red eyes; and a girl in a similar black-ops suit to the other team's counterpart, holding a military-grade assault rifle.

Text then pops up on the screen as the video fades to black:

"Legends of Coruscant"

"Premiering Soon"[/spoiler]

[float=left]Legends of Coruscant - Trailer #1 "Legendary"[/float]


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