The Blog of Guu

[Guu]

Status update and first post
by Guu

Mood: Neutral
Listening to: “My Pal Foot Foot” by the Shaggs

This is my first post on this blog I guess. Those 5 or so of my followers that migrated here from twitter, hello.
I guess I’ll elaborate on a few things I may have mentioned on tweets.
I know I started the fuckomni hashtag, which is currently trending way more than my twitter account, but I just want to say that I don’t blame him anymore. I mean, can’t be a god that actually does something without screwing over a few people in the process. Even if you use your powers to do something good like ending world hunger or something, then the food industry will be banging on your door about how they are now poor as hell because no one is hungry anymore. It’s monkey’s paw thing. Also, it was kind of hypocritical of me to judge in this situation anyways. So yeah.
While I don’t blame him, it does suck I lost my powers. I found myself trying to transform a random peasant into a super sci fi science cop with my mind earlier but all I accomplished was creeping them out as I glared at them. I miss having all of reality at my fingertips/arm stub.
Though, while in my weakened state, I’ve been able to attract two buff male fighters to protect me. They both totally have the hots for me, but they aren’t my type. I wonder if I could matchmake them together… I mean, they seem to hate each other, but I’ve learned from my many hours of watching Sailor Moon and Love Hina that the person you hate will inevitably be your lover. Not to mention, they might bone. That’d be fun. I should invest in stealth powers. Imagine while in the middle of sex with Spanish Jack Skellington, I’m suddenly there watching you. The look on your face would be priceless.
On second thought, might be too evil for me. Nvm.

[Guu]

Mood: Apathetic
Listening to: ”Who Let the Dogs Out” by Baha Men

So we should be finally leaving the Nexus soon. Been here too long. Been like four hours or something. I’m mildly curious where we’re heading. One of the swordsmen looks nervous about going to the gate we chose for him. Oh well, he’ll get over it. I’m sure he’s already forgotten about the whole medical tent incident already, so I’m guessing he’s insanely easy going about these kinds of things.
Felt some of my powers come back. As soon as I wanted stealth powers, I suddenly had them. Its kind of odd considering I thought it took time and focus to summon them and I don’t remember doing that this time. Then again, I did watch a 10-minute long Youtube Poop earlier about ninjas, so it must have happened then. Those do weird things to the mind…
Also, the allergic reaction I mentioned in my tweets seems to be getting worse. I get it every time I do my usual searches on deviant art. I’ll need to see a doctor about it eventually. I wonder how allergies work in a universe where people can get back up from several stab wounds and a punch to a gut with little repercussion. Also, I wonder how normal is it to have an allergic reaction to images on the Dataverse. Admittedly, it doesn’t make sense, but it must be allergies based on the symptoms. Well, if my symptoms get worse, at least I have two sizable meat shields protecting me if I need to lie down in a battlefield or something.
Currently sitting on Demon Girl’s head (get your mind out of the gutter.) I guess we’re forming a totem pole, with swordsman on bottom, Demon Girl in middle, and me on top. You know, considering my lack of powers, it’s amazing how I’m able to keep my

[Guu]

Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl.

Mood: Mildly entertained
Listening to: “Too Many Cooks” theme Song


Humans are funny. Although I guess technically it’s been a while since I interacted with an actual human; unless if tomato merchants count.
I’ve been a long time observer of humans. In fact, I think I have more experience with them than most humans would have. I know you better than you know yourselves. So listen up while I teach you a thing or two.

1. You sure are all different.
I’ve read so many of your minds in the past that it’s just common sense to me that you think differently from one another. However, many of you seem to have a hard time comprehending this fact. I recommend finding all the people with ESP and making sure they have as many children as possible. I’d make psychics myself, but I’m not as powerful as I was before, so you have to do your own thing on this one.

2. You are all the same.
You all seem to have a hard time with this one too. I’ve seen many humans from the inside out and I know that physical traits don’t seem to matter much in the long run when you all have ticking time bombs called Appendixes just waiting to kill you randomly one day. Seriously, they serve little-to-no purpose other than killing you.
I recommend that everyone have mandatory med school training. You all learn this lesson and we have more doctors in your world. Win-win!

3. Eating is disgusting.
Have you ever paid attention to the way you eat food? Sure it may taste good to you, but basically you are grinding things you work so hard to produce into a paste and then sending it through you to be transformed into poop. No solution this time, you are stuck living your lives this way; should have thought of that before you evolved teeth. Maybe the next time your species gets together to decide what to evolve next, make it so you unhinge your jaw and swallow things whole. Something to consider in the next million years or so.

4. You have so much useless stuff.
Why do you have a third eyelid if you never use it? Why do some of you have the ability to move your ears when you’ve spent so much time evolving a sense of timing so you don’t need to do that anymore? Why do you have wisdom teeth when you’re just going to remove them? WTF are appendixes for?!? You really need to send some complaints to someone; you’d probably run more efficiently if you clear the pointless hardware from the get go.

5. You need to adopt more cats.
I see waay too much cat slander on the Dataverse nowadays. I believe this is backlash for LoLcats. But we can’t let this hold us back from enjoying the company of our apathetic feline fellows. Seriously, don’t hate cats.

That’s all for now. You have all been properly schooled. I’ll post another list if I can think of more to school you on.

[Guu]

Same location as last post.

Mood: Mildly Entertained
Listening to: “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas


Thought I should have a legit update since the last one was more a list.
So one of the swordsmen went off to do his own thing, so we’re down to one. We’ve been caught in a stampede, been through what sounded like a harem (they insisted I should be blindfolded considering my age, tch,) and now we are trouncing around the woods helping in the search of a little girl. The villagers thought we were the bad guys for some reason. Don’t know where they got that idea…
Oh yeah, and there’s huge cockatrice problem; statues everywhere with cocktrice prints all around them. They’ve got quite the infestation on their hands. Do they have exterminators for that sort of thing? What do you call a Cockatrice repellant spray?
On second thought, that punchline would be too easy. Forget about it.
I’m getting used to my companions. I’ve been cutting the swordsman some slack. Can’t afford to be kicked from the group for being too much of a hassle afterall. Got to give the dog the bone sometimes, you know what I mean? Demon girl continues to be cute, but that goes without saying at this point. I wonder if I should tell her of that fact… Eh, she probably knows.
My allergies still are a problem. Maybe I should stay off deviantart, they set off the most when I’m searching there.
It would be a shame, I love searching deviantart…
Oh yeah, update on my powers. I no longer have issues with my senses. Omnilirium kicked that in the butt. Also, I’m extra stealthy now, which will be useful if I want to stalk someone. Not that I have too many candidates at the moment, but at least the option is there. I wonder if I can get some dirt on people, could go far with a little blackmail…
Disclaimer: I’M SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY, NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DO ILLEGAL STUFF! Supposedly….
Actually, does Omniverse have a law system? I’ll need to go look that up for my own safety and peace of mind. Wikipedia, awwwwaay!

[Guu]

Written on the way to quest completion zone.

Mood: Impressed
Listening to: “I Am Glad, ‘Cause I’m Finally Going Home” performed by Edward Khil

So I just got done watching the Chainsaw Kitten Pirates that Time Travel series of youtube videos and I thought I’d give my thoughts.
I largely watched it because of the controversy surrounding it. Sadly, I got spoiled thanks to that so I watched it expecting the ending going in. I won’t be able to review it without talking about that, so please, go watch the entire series, shouldn’t take you very long.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four


Have you watched it?


No really have you watched it?


Spoilers after this point.


You’ve been warned.


Those magnificent bastards
So it was played off as these videos made by this 12-year-old with little to no video editing experience. So yeah, the entire thing was an ad for a movie coming out…
…and it was glorious!
Trolling at its best, and it’s the harmless kind anyone could get behind. My god I love the Dataverse; when a major film studio is joining in on the fun you begin to see how pervasive it has become. Well, who better than me to judge a troll, so here we go!
So the trolling starts with the title: Chainsaw Kitten Pirates that Time Travel. The title is pure genius as not only do the cats not time travel, but also they lose their chainsaws and pirate outfits after Part One. Not to mention, considering Orango gets Brittany knocked up, so they can’t possibly be kittens either. The title is nothing but the most beautiful lie of all. The title slowly becoming irrelevant tells the story of said 12-year-old slowly losing sight of the original focus. People that young tend to be so wishy-washy. Also, the sex filled gender roles between Orango and Brittany are really indicative of a little boy driven by his hormones. The added thought the creators put in really built up the authenticity of the piece.
Then somewhere in the middle of the 3rd part, the video shifts in quality. Apparently, the “creator” just shifted to a 25-year-old. At that age, he’s developed a greater respect for women, as well as a cynical look on the stuff he’s made when he was 12; hence his desire to kill his darlings. This is easily a shocking moment for the audience and the fact that they don’t even end the video on an explanation really drives home the fact that this isn’t the series we expected. It gives us a glimpse at their hand without completely revealing their play, allowing them to troll us a second time in the fourth part.
Might I add I love they use real cat actors for the 25-year-old segments instead of using men in cat costumes as per usual. It brings a bit of legitimacy, and I always like when non-human shaped creatures get the spotlight.
I don’t know much about the movie “Grow,” and I’ll most likely not watch it. However, the folks behind these videos should be proud. Heck, considering the first part came months ago is proof to their devotion. I eagerly await their future trolling.

[Guu]

Written on the way to quest completion zone.

Mood: Somewhat Inquisitive
Listening to: "One Little Slip" by Bare Naked Ladies

So I watched the Law and Orker first teaser trailer. I had not been following the news on this show; I’ve mostly been watching youtube videos and scrolling deviantart, so I know absolutely nothing. But based on this teaser, I will have a guess.

Original video

So based on the fact they seem to have an interest in arrest warrants and the like, I at first thought they were police officers. However, I became suspicious when they actually made a reference to donuts. I’m guessing they are career criminals trying to keep up with their competition, and the police uniforms as well as the donut eating is all a ruse to trick the neighbors. This is further confirmed by the fact that they have a frig where they keep their incriminating evidence (I’m guessing this is some sort of secret lair or something.)
From what I see, Orker is a man of color who, due to a birth defect and never seeing a dentist in his life, has visible fangs. I don’t know about Law, but I’m guessing he’s a vampire who’s taken in Orker as his personal slave. This is the irony of the situation; the person with fangs is only the familiar, while the guy who meets the societal definition of beauty is the true monster in the situation.
Law seems to be afraid that the place is being watched, as he seems way too concerned with keeping up appearances, hence why a pair of cops would wear their jackets on their downtime. While Orker is playing along, wearing the uniform while sleeping and such, he seems to be slouching a lot, thus trying to hint towards their spy that they are not really cops. The fact that he felt the need to put donuts in the fridge to begin with is a huge flag, as he was trying to get Law to open the evidence refrigerator. Then he made sure it was covered in blood in hopes that Law will just outright dig in upon sight. Of course, this fails to work and Orker suggests he just “eat around the blood.” I suspect Orker was killed and replaced by a new Orker later that night.
Also, the teaser focuses a lot on the yogurt. Either it’s an important clue to something incredible later on, or it’s just product placement. I’m guessing the latter, I mean, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, right?
In conclusion, I think Law and Orker will be a dark, suspenseful series exploring societal views of appearances, focusing largely on character growth, and hot vampires.

[Guu]

Made while slacking off during a battle.

Mood: Bored
Listening to: “The Name Game” from American Horror Story

As someone with only a one-syllable name, I always thought it was odd when people have more than one syllable in their name. I mean, Guu, quick and easy to say, but who has time to say more than one every time they want to refer to themselves? That’s extra work just on a name. Who has the time?
Not to mention, if you wanted to write poetry, you’d have to work around the emphasis. Like with Nyeseth, that’s two syllables down. I mean, with my name, it’s easy.
Then again, it could probably work

Guu sat upon wearily in vain of Nyeseth’s suffering.
As he wept his tears were met in cold shoulders as Guu not care
Woe the Soul Reaper

Would it make me a hipster if I wrote poetry? Eh.
I always wondered if I should have a last name. Thought of taking Hare’s last name as my own, but I never bothered to learn what it was. But then again, Guu is a distinctive enough.
Sorry, this post didn’t have a point, I was just bored.

[Guu]

Made while slacking off during a fight.

Mood: Suppressing Annoyance
Listening to: “Untitled” by Simple Plan
Watch my most recent video!

So yeah, for anyone who doesn’t know already, a surrogate of me was featured in a video satire relating to Omni: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47-h473r5
For those not following my twitter, I got into an argument with a guy who really hated Omni. I may have overwhelmingly showed my support for him, which got a reaction out of people; some positive, some negative. On the plus side, a got a crap ton of new followers out of this (I’ll have to have a thing commemorating it later), on the negative… yeah the video I was featured in.
Those of you who can’t watch youtube right now, basically it’s a video series about a guy posing as Omni espousing less than subtle hypocritical humor. In this one, he’s waited on hand and foot by a bunch of ladies, including one wearing my primary outfit that hangs off him like a scenery dressing.
I’ve mentioned on twitter that I had faith that Omni would have a sense of humor in this situation, so I’ll have one too… and by that, I mean I’ll write a review and less than subtly tear it apart. Pure bias, all the way!

One thing I’d like to note to start, I find it odd that he could obtain a throne, caviar, champagne, endangered panda meat, a butler outfit, and three well endowed women willing to be set dressing for him, but the best Omni costume he could pull together is an all white ski outfit. Is that part of the joke? Like is that supposedly a commentary where Omni himself is cheap while everything else about him isn’t? If that’s the case, then that is the only thing subtle about the videos.
The series seems to run off the “Trollomni” meme that I’m slowly becoming more aware of the more time I’m on the Dataverse. It kind of gets tiresome after a while when everyone reads everything he ever does as just an active attempt to troll the people he takes. It basically ends all possible philosophical debate for an [insert laugh track here.] There’s so much to ponder about concerning Omni’s motivations for creating this place: What does he intend for us? Where will all this take us? What is the end goal? But no, the cheap laugh is more important to some people, and that’s sad.
I did watch the first video in the series as well (the one I’m in is technically the second.) This guy really likes his sex jokes. While I had a laugh at the testicle gag at first, he just kept on running with it through out the video; on and on about people touching his balls, sex slaves, and his ex-girlfriend. Considering how short the video is, couldn’t he have utilized his airtime a little better?
Then again, it seems one trick pony is a common theme in these videos, because the second one is entirely about how he has wealth and power while trying to convince us otherwise. It’s a little presumptuous considering we’ve never heard anything from Omni about how he wants us to perceive him. In fact, outside his opening introduction, he seems to prefer to keep his distance and let us do our own thing, and is there anything really wrong about that? This is more a satire for a certain Emperor than the greater god.
Now that I think about it, why aren’t you mocking him instead of Omni? He’s brought more people to the Omniverse than Omni himself ever has. Let me guess, you don’t fear Omni because you know he’s benevolent enough to not strike down someone over a Youtube video but wouldn’t dare speak up against the benevolent dictator. Picking on easy targets much?
Though, all snark aside, I don’t care. Make your silly videos. It’s the Dataverse after all; it is known to be an untamed beast. I just hope you see the light one-day. Or if not, at least be more tolerant of those who have.

[Guu]

Made while sitting in the Langweilig prison

Mood: Caged
Listening to: “Hard Knock Life” by JayZ

I guess a quick update of everything that has happened for those that don’t follow my twitter:
My powers have been returning slowly. I have my machine gun arm back, though I forgot bullets for it (woops.) I can shapeshift now, as in I can take the form of anyone now, which is cool. I wonder if I can do a magical girl transformation. I’ll need to try that sometime, eventually.
My swordsman died, which was sad for the most part. A nerd killed him, which was the most tragic aspect of it. Then again, I guess I shouldn’t bash nerds since I kind of am one. Kind of… Anyways, he was a prime so I guess he’ll be back eventually. In retrospect, it would have been more polite to go meet him in the Nexus, but oh well. A bit late for that I guess. I kind of wish he had a dataverse device on him for this reason. Then again, can’t imagine an old fashion sword guy browsing Twitter.
With the shift of status quo, motivations have been changed. However, I wound up leaving Desco because of this. Thankfully she has a Dataverse Device, so I really hope I can keep up with her. I’ll always remember how adorable she is. Hope she’ll be fine on her own… On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t have left her alone… huh… well she’s tougher than me so she can take care of herself.
So yeah, I’m going to be on my own for a while, which is a good thing and a bad thing. Going to have to protect myself now. It’s probably going to be ok, did quite well against that cockatrice. Didn’t even have the gun for that one… the ammoless gun… I wonder if Doom Guy had that problem when he started out.
Anyways, my first stop is a little town called Langweilig. I’ve had a run in with its villagers before, and the encounter was less than pleasant. Upon reading about the place online, it sure has a rep. Well known for persecuting non-humans, even executing several on minor offenses. It’s the perfect place for me to hang out! Don’t you think?
I even walked up right up to the mayor’s office and told him to his face that I support him 100%, and you know what happened? He had me arrested me! Can’t take a few compliments and words of support? Some politician he is! And after I went through so much trouble for his happiness! Taint fair!
Hehehe, guy had it coming.
So yeah, I’m in jail now. Locked me up with a bunch of teens. They let me have my dataverse device so I’m not going to go quiet on you guys, but this place could really use some throw pillows. The teens I’m with are treating me well, as in they are mostly ignoring me. The guy next to me has been nice so far at least.
Oh yeah, that fiction press story I did earlier… yeah… I should mention that.
So yeah, I kind of wrote it to mock some story I read there earlier. Only used Omni and me as the married couple to make fun of that video from before. You know the one. So yeah, that turned into a thing. I hope it was an amusing parody that didn’t have any deeper meaning to it whatsoever.
Anyways, I should get going, they’re about to serve dinner. Time to find out if prison foods sucks as much as I’ve heard.
BTW, hope the “don’t drop the soap” thing is just a myth. Hope I’m not in here long enough to find out…

[Guu]

Uploaded after her first failed execution.

Mood: Like I just got hung.
Listening to: “I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters

To be honest, I never got the point of killing things. Well, ok, I get the hunting aspect. You humans really need things dead before you can eat them, which seems hardly efficient to me but whatever. (Reminds me of the time Hare introduced me to fishing. It’s really a gruesome act in practice but admittedly delicious in resolution.)
I don’t get why you’d want to kill each other if food isn’t the end goal. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, that human you’re wasting so much time to end would die eventually anyways, so unless if you plan to eat them, it just feels like a pointless waste of energy.
Also, am I the only one who thinks it’s funner to leave them alive? Just think of the things you can do to their mind in your custody. You could integrate yourself in their life, convince all his friends that he’s crazy and you’re the sanest person alive and watch in pure joy as it all goes to hell

…I apologize, I got a little dark there.

But still, you’d think people would read death of even their enemies as a loss. Do they even care about the economy? The economy of human life? Don’t they know that the great old ones will destroy the earth if the population isn’t double what it is before they arrives in 2020?
…Oh wait that’s my old world…
…Oh wait, I made that up…

Sorry, I keep getting side tracked. Doesn’t help my cell mate is bitching at me. For some reason summoning things in rapid succession while listening to hours upon hours of anime theme songs is really annoying to her.
I’ll just get to my point already.
I’ve met many humans in my day. I’ve met many sentient lifeforms in my lifetime. While many have annoyed the hell out of me, many were fun to troll, many I may never see again or care about, each one was unique, fascinating, and added to the fabric of the universe whether they realize it or not. Every being is a little bucket of potential just waiting to be poured out. It is unfair, not just to the person but to the world at large to snuff out their light before they could find that thing the makes them important. No matter the deed, so many criminals have changed the world from the confines of prison; doesn’t that prove that most people aren’t worth killing even if they are criminals?


…or maybe it’s none of my business. Nevermind.

[Guu]

Sent after a productive photo shoot

Mood: Content
Listening to: “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay

So yeah… a lots happened, hasn’t it?

For people who don’t follow my twitter, I’m out of jail now. Also, King Gilgamesh from the Endless Dunes traveled all the way to Langweilig to kill me after I trolled him on twitter. That is a thing that actually happened.

Not going to say who won. I kind of prefer the air of mystery behind it. Just going to say that we’ve come to an understanding and he won’t come after me again.

However, most of the people of Langweilig got up and left because of the fight. I guess they took it as a sign that the whole thing wasn’t going to work out. All that is left is the dataverse junkies. They’ve renamed the town Ambrosia and they’re hoping to make it work somehow.

Sigh, I guess I should help them out. Kind of got them in this mess.

Well, first thing’s first, I’m selling t-shirts now. All profit will go directly to helping Ambrosia get up and running. I have little use for money.

Also, if anyone wants to give them a helping hand, anything at all, it would be appreciated.

Anywho, I’ll try to keep in touch with all of you as things develop. I’ll try not to eat anyone while I’m at it.

Thanks for again for the well wishes on twitter.

Ugh, this post turned out way too serious. Maybe that battle really did change me…

I’ll write something funny later I guess.

Grrrr….

[Guu]

Made after sending Gildarts on a quest.

Mood: Content
Listening to: “You’ll Play Your Part” By Daniel Ingram


I just don’t care anymore.

I’m slowly slipping into this “princess” role that I’ve found myself in. I don’t think monarchies work that way, but whatever. After a long day like today I’ve stopped caring. Call my goody-two shoes, but I think I can get used to this life if it would help them...assuming it doesn’t all come crashing down.

I apologize to my subjects if my negativity is not what they need right now. I’m just being me.

That aside, I am enjoying this place even if I don’t admit it usually. You can go on record with me saying that. However, I’ll have to add my own touches eventually. Don’t know what yet, but I’ll think of something when we’re a bit more stable.


Anyways, this is unrelated but I want to make an official statement. I will not join Dante’s Abyss. I have no intention in doing so. I know many of my fans want me to do it but I see no point in it. Just lay off please.

Why do people get so much enjoyment out of primes killing each other? Is it because we can’t die?

...on second thought that makes sense. Nevermind.


Anyways, I’ve been thinking of doing a let’s play series. What games are good to play blind? Used to play games all the time back in my original universe. Any good RPGs out there; particularly any with twists and turns that would be good for a blind let’s play? Please let me know in the comments.


I guess that’s all I have to say. Sorry this wasn’t all that cohesive. Just getting my thoughts vomited on the screen.

[Guu]

Mood: Nervous
Listening to: This tune I don’t remember the name of.

So yeah, if you’ve been following my Twitter (I doubt anyone who follows my blog doesn’t follow my Twitter,) you’d know that I changed my mind and decided to go to Dante’s Abyss. I’ll be going to a death island to fight a bunch of crazy people. I’m doing it to represent Ambrosia and bring them more publicity, though I guess I could have accomplish that with a letter writing campaign or something. My actions may not have been wise, but too late now. Oh well, who knows, maybe I’ll be good at it. Or maybe I’ll die painfully and horribly. I dunno.

This is an unusual experience overall. Just kind of selflessly throwing myself on the blade like this. I have no idea if that makes me a better princess if I’m will to go this far for my people, but they all seem thankful for it. It’s weird to be loved by so many people unconditional with no mind control in the mix.

Anyways, I should convince Desco to team up with me, so I’m not alone down there. She’s a good and loyal friend, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I’d trust more with my back. Not to mention, she’s a cute demon girl. What more could I want.

Huh, why do I get the feeling I was supposed to do something… I ran into Gilgamesh again, so I was all thrown off. He’s a charmer he is.

Well, I doubt I’ll be able to access this blog in the Abyss based on what I’ve been reading, so I guess this is good bye for the time being. Wish me well!

[Guu]

Mood: Excited
Listening to: "Hot Dog" Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

While I'm waiting for my newest house guest to be ready for a night on the town, thought I'd do one of these. It's a long time hasn't it? I need to get more involved in the Dataverse, just been incredibly busy for understandable reasons...

Anyways, I'll be looking at the second Law and Orker trailer. I know it's been out for a while but... ehh.


Original video


Okay, so continuing from my last analysis, Law has revealed himself to be a day walker, which makes his incognito thing way more easy on him. However, what makes it all implausible is that he's labeled his boat "V.D.P.D," which could only stand for "Vampire Devours People Dominion." Why a vampire in hiding would announce to the world his undead origins is my only complete with the world they are crafting.

But then again, this may be the point of the trailer. They are immediately fired upon by a man with a rocket launcher. Maybe Law saw the error of labeling his boat such, but Orker thought buying paint would be suspicious, so he recommended having the boat blown up with rockets, claiming it would be less inconspicuous. However, this was just his plan to get the evil Law get killed horribly in a rocket launcher accident.

While it fails to kill the evil vampire, it does strand them on an island where they may be stuck for the rest of their lives. A small price to play for the safety of everyone.

I'm curious how the show will continue from here. This feels like an ending rather a new beginning. I guess I'll find out when this eventually releases.

[Guu]

Made some time after orc diplomacy

Mood: Content

Listening to: “Walk Like An Egyptian” By The Bangles


So I was linked this quiz, and since I haven't done anything with my blog as of late, I decided to answer it.

Lame question to start! Favorite color?

Wow, that is lame.

Pink.

Your greatest fear? Bonus question: If you confronted a Boggart, what would your character turn them to make them funny?

Would really like to know what someone like me fears? Do you really want to know what terrifies someone like me?

Didn’t think so…

After looking up what a Boggart is, I would turn it into the Bangles singing "Walk like an Egyptian"

Your character’s ultimate goal(s)?

Eh, have a good time. Can’t get better than that.

If you found a wishing lamp with a genie that grants one wish - any wish they want - what would it be?

*pause* My face on the one dollar bill.

Choose any two: (the arrangement is Power, Magic and Stealth)
Melee (Big & strong weapons, Contact Spells, Poisoned Daggers), Ranged (Big guns, Missile Spells, Bow & Arrow)?

Melee: Stretchy Punching.

Ranged: Mental Scarring

Sorry, I go by my own drum.

What's your favorite music genre?

I always like the intros to magical girl shows. I think that's Jpop? I dunno, don't care to look it up.

Favorite food & drink?

Tataros

On the opposite side, what do you hate eating/drinking the most?

I don't eat traditional food anymore. Pooping isn't fun.

You find a treasure box which holds something they really want. What is inside it?

Another treasure box.

If you designed a game (boardgame, cardgame, videogame…) what would it be? (competitive, coop, fighting, strategy…?)

Survival Horror. It wasn't going to be anything else.

Your at home when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. You can only take one item with you to escape the horde. What do you take?

Molly.

Really, I keep my most valuable possessions on me at all times, so I'd just reach for Molly and book it...

Then kick zombie ass as soon as she's in an evacuation center or something.

What's your favorite sport? (if it's something fictional, explain to us what the sport consists in)

I used to like cosmic ball when I was really little, but not as much anymore. Basically, it's when you knock solar systems together like on a pool table and bet on which one survives. Seems in bad taste nowadays.

What superhero would you compare yourself to the most?

I am my own superhero.

Are you a villain or a hero?

I found a happy middle ground.

A ghost tries to frighten you, how do they respond?

Frighten them back. Most of them seem scared of me anyways.