Email to Yandere Lover

[Victor Wolfe]

To:hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

From:Banisher4Lyfe@Hottymail.com

So how are you finding your new position, just thought I would send an email checking up on our newest recruit, I would also like to ask you about the "Yandere"? Is that the right word? The crazy girl that you know, as you may have noticed Nippur is a little bit of a sausage fest and I would not mind attracting a few more women into the faction for... reasons of ... equality! So if you let me know about her maybe I can find a way to get your friend here.

Lots of love

Lord Victor Wolfe.

[Shantotto]

To:Banisher4Lyfe@Hottymail.com

From:Hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com

Subject: Hecate the Yandere Extrodinare + New work position
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Well well well if it isn't the famous Lord Victor, Yeah I learned all about you from the guards in the palace. Trust me I know all about you now, your live sessions in the past Dante's Abyss. Classic.
Well What I must ask is weren't you supposed to be my bro! we were supposed to talk about how totally fucking awesome it would be to have a woman in bed so covered in blood you look like something out of a slasher film after your all finished up!

Instead I get paired with this guy who's been a prime for a whole two fucking days? Dude not cool! even Warren Zimmer has more time as a prime than him, And I fucking stabbed his ass back to the Nexus!

Instead I get thus Drake guy, Bro not cool.
The guy's a fucking nut case, his fucking sword has a bomb in it.... and on top of that! the dude has only one limb! One! Like cant all Primes regrow them things like a fucking boss? Oh shit hold one one second, He's looking my way.


Anyhow so you want to know about Yandere numbero uno?

So like I did some searching on the O-net looking at my favorite porn....you know the type im sure girls covered in blood and what not, sept usually they only have that shit in hentai, not like thats an issue tho.
Bro let me tell you!

That manchild Warren zimmer writes up a fucking PSA telling about a girl named Hecate, posts a fucking picture of her and holy shit is she like the fucking hottest chick ive ever seen. Yandere incarnate, covered in blood. Hold on let me get the image.



So I see this picture and I like reach for my lotion and knock one out, grab my keyboard and I start shitposting this guy, all the while looking for this dream woman.

I found her. She's got this fucking Castle made of Marble out in the Tangled greens,

So she's got this dungeon, its got a bloody bathtub (and I mean that literally) in it that I guess she plans to fill with blood, Normally Id be totally down for that kinda shit but I dont know bro, she kinda didnt care about anything but getting into that tub of blood.

Anyhow if you want I can enclose a small map to her base if you wanna meet her, I am sure she's there now probably flicking her bean as she sips down on some blood Elizabeth Bathory style.


Shit gotta go mah bro, Drake is glaring at me, Trust me that kinda shit is something you dont want.
Peace out Bruh