06-22-2017, 01:33 AM
Set your clocks for Friday at 9 am Coruscant Standard Time (give or take time distillation) for we have yet another batch of racers that will claw their way to fame and glory! This race’s track will be Turbulent Tube!
The F Zero association has finally released the power rankings for our upcoming drivers!
(1.) Son of Thor
(2.) Kraken The Quick
(3.) Jubilant Johnney
(4.) Sarah Soundwave
(5.) Jet Wolf
(6.) Salgo Saint
(7.) Phoenix Fire
(8.) Janes the Jackrabbit
(9.) Steadyhand Cammie
(10.) Sky Cutter Sean
(11.) January Dust
(12.) Santiago Sun
(13.) Gelatinous Cube
(14.) Red Trident
(15.) The Ice Cream Man
(16.) Cat the Killer
(17.) Chitty Man
(18.) Property of Coca Cola
(19.) Heart Candy
(20.) The Lonely L
(21.) Durk the Barbarian
(22.) Anonymous Entry
(23.) Chad in a Chicken Costume
(24.) Representative of the Secondary Liberation Front
(25.) Salidad the Salamander
(26.) Choco Caramel
(27.) Darkness Brooding
(28.) The Great Attention Seeker
(29.) Lodo the Hobo
(30.) Isabelle the Dog
The hopefuls for this race are Son of Thor and Kracken the Quick! They’ve been at each other’s necks for years! Decades if their pre-Omniverse history checks out! However, all the traction of the two has allowed Jubilant Johnney to catch up in the power rankings, a huge upset to Sarah Soundwave who has been enjoying the third spot for quite some time!
We have some first timers joining us this time around! Darkness Brooding is a writer who joined with the purpose of promoting his new heartthrob novel! Don’t think F Zero and porn for teen girls have much crossover there buddy!
The Great Attention Seeker claims he’s doing it to pay his kids through college… Nah, just kidding, it’s pretty obvious what he’s in it for!
And finally we have Isabelle the dog, another one of Mr. Steady’s entries. It appears the federation has taken notice of her sponsor and put her below even Lodo! I’m pretty sure he races in a cardboard box!
She says her intent is the gain the attention of a guy she loves. Awww, that’s kind of precious! She will be missed.
The F Zero association has finally released the power rankings for our upcoming drivers!
(1.) Son of Thor
(2.) Kraken The Quick
(3.) Jubilant Johnney
(4.) Sarah Soundwave
(5.) Jet Wolf
(6.) Salgo Saint
(7.) Phoenix Fire
(8.) Janes the Jackrabbit
(9.) Steadyhand Cammie
(10.) Sky Cutter Sean
(11.) January Dust
(12.) Santiago Sun
(13.) Gelatinous Cube
(14.) Red Trident
(15.) The Ice Cream Man
(16.) Cat the Killer
(17.) Chitty Man
(18.) Property of Coca Cola
(19.) Heart Candy
(20.) The Lonely L
(21.) Durk the Barbarian
(22.) Anonymous Entry
(23.) Chad in a Chicken Costume
(24.) Representative of the Secondary Liberation Front
(25.) Salidad the Salamander
(26.) Choco Caramel
(27.) Darkness Brooding
(28.) The Great Attention Seeker
(29.) Lodo the Hobo
(30.) Isabelle the Dog
The hopefuls for this race are Son of Thor and Kracken the Quick! They’ve been at each other’s necks for years! Decades if their pre-Omniverse history checks out! However, all the traction of the two has allowed Jubilant Johnney to catch up in the power rankings, a huge upset to Sarah Soundwave who has been enjoying the third spot for quite some time!
We have some first timers joining us this time around! Darkness Brooding is a writer who joined with the purpose of promoting his new heartthrob novel! Don’t think F Zero and porn for teen girls have much crossover there buddy!
The Great Attention Seeker claims he’s doing it to pay his kids through college… Nah, just kidding, it’s pretty obvious what he’s in it for!
And finally we have Isabelle the dog, another one of Mr. Steady’s entries. It appears the federation has taken notice of her sponsor and put her below even Lodo! I’m pretty sure he races in a cardboard box!
She says her intent is the gain the attention of a guy she loves. Awww, that’s kind of precious! She will be missed.
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