Coming to Screens this Summer ;)

[Karl Jak]

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.  My name is Karl Jak, and I’m the Chairman, CEO, and Executive Producer of the Syntech Corporation, your favorite corporation for quality television and memorabilia.  Now I’m sure many of you have been enjoying our slate of exciting winter programming like ‘Allies or Adversaries.’  With the season about to change, it’s time to announce that this summer we are aiming to produce another thrilling edition of Dante’s Abyss.
 
Now many of you grungy antiheroes, smug villains, and sociopathic heroes are familiar to me, but many of you look fresher than a cabana boy in springtime.  Dante’s Abyss is a premium television event centered on outwitting and outlasting your opponents, usually in blood-filled fashion.  Last summer, we all got to watch as just shy of four dozen men, women, and everything in-between faced off to be the sole survivor.  In the end, a ninja rose out of the Abyss.
 
…I hear he’s doing very well these days.
 
As we are at the forefront of quality entertainment, we don’t want to simply repeat the same program every year.  This isn’t Dante’s Idol.
 
That’s where you come in.  We implore all our viewers to log onto our homepage and participate in a poll to determine just what type of experience we’ll see this summer.  Will we see a modified version of last year’s illustrious battle royal?  Will you opt for something more traditional?  Will we see battling armies vie for conquest?  Or will we see our stars forced to band together to face the unknown?
 
Your life, your choice.
 
I eagerly await your decision.
 
Smooches.

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