This is why I don't fuck with Pokemon

[Omni]

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I got a kick out of who #1 was.

[Inlumia]

Can you guess what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread?
Here's a hint; I have a habit of imagining things literally how I read of hear them.

[Nanoha Takamachi]

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[Udyr]

I am number 1. Fear me.

[Inlumia]

I am number 1. Fear me.

Then why do you resemble a runny number 2?