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Fired into the Omniverse
#1
"MERCS! Your jobs died with the Mann brothers. You hear me? As of now, you are all unemployed!" Saxton Hale boomed from the television.

A massive groan rose from all the mercenaries. The Spy raised his hand to his face in despair.

"Also, straight plain talk here: nobody's ever going to hire a non-metal man with thzzzzzzzzzzzzzz," emmited the TV as it started to shoot out static.

"Wha?" Spy exclaimed as his hand shot back down onto his lap."Whaa...wh...w..." As Spy's mouth dropped open in shock, his cigarette fell on to the floor. The other mercenaries and Ms. Pauling had vanished, leaving only the Spy, the couch he was sitting on, the staticing TV and the walls around him.

"Tzzt!" zapped the TV as the screen went dark. As the screen seemed to envelop him, the world went dark. Suddenly, a humanoid silhouette appeared before the Spy.

Quote:“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse.”

Spy tried to say something, but his mouth simply did not form the words.

Quote:“You interest me, so I have made you part of it. The Omniverse is a place that reflects the wishes of those who are part of it. But! There are rules. I will explain them only once, so listen carefully.”

The Spy glanced around in confusion as the shape who called itself Omni handed Spy a glimmering rainbow orb.

Quote:“This is Omnilium. It’s what ties the Omniverse together. Without it, you are nothing. With it, anything you desire can be yours. But you will need more than this. If you desire it enough, you will find it. You will find that using it comes naturally. Just think of what you desire most.”

Did that Soldier drop his fist onto me and knock me out?

Quote:“You will not be alone in the Omniverse. There are others. Of course, they, too desire Omnilium. Do not fear death. For as long as you interest me, you will be reborn.”


I have never experienced something like this before. It doesn’t feel like a dream.

Quote:“That’s all you need to know right now. You’ll figure out the rest soon enough. I’ll be watching … and waiting.”

And with that, the darkness faded away and the Spy found himself in front of a large green airdancer.
#2
Quote:Note: Sorry for not doing stuff for such a long time. I had this 90% written up, but never actually put it up until now. :-P
"Uhhhhhng."
An expanse of white stretched across everything exept some grass around the airdancer. Spy slowly got up off the grass.
"Where. The hell. Am I."
The only other specks in this sea of white being eight gates circling said airdancer, each far enough away fom it that they were almost just specks in the distance.
"Is this some sort of test?" That white creature, Omni, as it called itself, what was that summoning it talked about?
Spy noticed two humanoid figures in black and white, full body armor walking away from the airdancer.
Heh, I might be able to have some fun with this... Spy thought as he picked up a rock from next to the airdancer.
"-not going to get that bonus."
"Hey, you should be glad we're alive!"
"I guess..."
"I keep telling the boss that we should get robots for this job. Buuuut, he's like 'Primes need people to help them. Now get out and do your job.' Are our lives not important at all?"
"He's never going to listen to you."
"He's certainly not going to if we don't try at all."
"It's never going to work. I'm not helping you."
"I didn't even bring that up!"
"I knew you were going to. Just like you always do. No matter what, I'm not helping you. Even if our boss does side with you, he's not high in rank enough to talk to The Emperor."
"We have to try..."
"Go and waste your life then."
"Without this, I MIGHT NOT HAVE ONE!"
"I wish you luck."
"You are... a COWARD"
Whizzz- Donk
"OW! What was that for?"
"Huh?"
"You threw that rock!"
"What?"
"Don't act all innocent! You threw the rock at me because I wasn't helping you!"
"What? I' m not that mad at you about that!"
"So you admit to throwing the rock?"
"Huh? No!"
Heh. Idiots.
Woosh "If your job is so dangerous, how come you are arguing, not paying attention to anything around you?" Spy said as he appeared out of nowhere.
"Eeek!"
"Eyeeeee!-erm... told you you were a coward!"
"Heh... um... well... Hi? Are you a new prime or something......."
The spy stood there and pulled out a cigarette. "It would seem so."
"Yeah... well... umm... you talk to him, Mr. 'you coward'!"
"Shouldn't we like, I don't know, introduce ourselves or something first? Anyways, my army id thingy is TK-1033, person-not-wanting-to-die extraordinaire, and I don't think we're allowed to say our actual names while on duty."
"TK-0341, and I think we should start explaining what the hell is happening to you right now."
"Agreed," Spy said.
#3
"So now that you know what this place is, you should probably get some rest. Coruscant is that steel portal over there," TK-1033 said.
"Uhhh... what about summoning, knucklehead?" TK-0341 replied.
"Who or what is knucklehead, and why would you want to summon it?"
"......Would you mind summoning a snowball for me, Mr. Mask? Just picture it in your head and try to "push it out" or something"
"I'd be happy to." The Spy replied.
"I probably deserve this," chuckled TK-1033.
As the Spy focused, a rainbow bubble emerged from his body, and a snowball emerged from it, but the bubble seemed too large for just one snowball...
The Spy gave the snowball to TK-0341, and PIFF.
"Euaak!" TK-1033 exclaimed.
"Seriously? You had time to prepare, and you have a helme-" TK-0341 started. PIFF "Gaaa! Really, Mr. Mask?"
"Ah-ha-haaaaa... Where'd he g-" PIFF "Gak!"
Woosh "2-1-0, 'Mr. Mask'"
"That was... fun." TK-0341 replied. "Anyway, we really need to get going."
"Au revoir, amigos." The Spy said as he was beginning to walk to the portal.
"Huh?" TK-1033 said as a glob of snow fell off his helmet.
"Bye..." TK-0341 replied


After an hour or so of walking, the Spy reached the steel gate, paused, and stepped through into Coruscant.


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