12-21-2017, 08:53 PM
Dean was sitting alone at a table in a room, one of those really cheap motel rooms with the peeling wallpaper and busted tv, thinking about everything that had been going on recently. He didn't have too much time though as the door to the room burst open slamming against the wall. Getting up from the chair Dean thought that something about this was all too familiar, this of course was re enforced with a white ball of light flew in through the more broken doorway.
“Wait a minute,“ the Winchester said as he leaned in to take a look. “Nipples? I do remember this!”
Almost as if on cue the ball of white light struck a blow on his chin, sending the demon crashing back.
“The fairy! Trust me lady, this does not end well for you!” he yelled as the scene played out.
Their battle down memory lane continued until it's inevitable conclusion, the little naked lady cooking in the microwave. Next Sam would come through the door and they would talk about what happened. Dean heard the foot steps behind him and spoke without turning around.
“I am guessing this is a dream Sammy, so how about we just let me wake up?” Dean asked, his voice sounding rather exhausted.
“Well you got one thing right,” came an all too familiar voice. “This, dear Squirrel, is most definitely a dream of some sort.”
Dean know who it was who stood behind him and did not even have to turn around.
“Crowley, why is it whenever I start seeing shit it is always you?” Dean didn't even wait for a response before going over to the fridge and getting a beer, opening it, and then sitting at the table again. “What do you want?”
“You do realize that beer isn't even real right?” the King of Hell inquired.
“And?” Dean spat back.
“Right, forgot who I was talking to.” Crowley made his way over and took a chair opposite of Dean before going on. “But as to your previous question, who else were you expecting? I mean with the current state of things me and you are practically family! Being a demon will do that too you, also maybe mine is the voice you hate the least right now?”
“Nah,” Dean said after thinking about it for a while. “If anything it is that Sinestro guy I hate the least, I hope he isn't dead. Anyway I will ask again, what the hell are YOU doing here? I know why I am, it is my dream after all. Wasn't even sure if I could even dream still.”
“Honestly, I have no idea why I am here.” Crowley paused for a second, tilting his head to the side and spreading out his hands before him. “Unless it has something to do with your current predicament.”
Taking a sip from the beer Dean raised an eyebrow, “And what predicament is that exactly?”
“Just think Squirrel!” Crowley snapped at him. “What is the last thing you remember? Being in that car with the fake me? Then what? Do you think you are still there or maybe you vanished, or fell out even, but I can tell you this for sure... you have been doing a whole lot of nothing. And what happens to someone who just lays around in a desert? Where the sands shift and move all the time?”
“Shit.” Dean swore and tossed the half full beer aside. “I'm not buried alive again, am I?”
Crowley's apparition couldn't help but laugh.
“Yes, you are buried alive again” was all it said to him before vanishing.
“FUC...” the Winchester brother started to scream before his eyes snapped open and he was indeed buried alive in the sand once again.
Carefully, and painfully slow as well, he started to dig his way up and out.
“Wait a minute,“ the Winchester said as he leaned in to take a look. “Nipples? I do remember this!”
Almost as if on cue the ball of white light struck a blow on his chin, sending the demon crashing back.
“The fairy! Trust me lady, this does not end well for you!” he yelled as the scene played out.
Their battle down memory lane continued until it's inevitable conclusion, the little naked lady cooking in the microwave. Next Sam would come through the door and they would talk about what happened. Dean heard the foot steps behind him and spoke without turning around.
“I am guessing this is a dream Sammy, so how about we just let me wake up?” Dean asked, his voice sounding rather exhausted.
“Well you got one thing right,” came an all too familiar voice. “This, dear Squirrel, is most definitely a dream of some sort.”
Dean know who it was who stood behind him and did not even have to turn around.
“Crowley, why is it whenever I start seeing shit it is always you?” Dean didn't even wait for a response before going over to the fridge and getting a beer, opening it, and then sitting at the table again. “What do you want?”
“You do realize that beer isn't even real right?” the King of Hell inquired.
“And?” Dean spat back.
“Right, forgot who I was talking to.” Crowley made his way over and took a chair opposite of Dean before going on. “But as to your previous question, who else were you expecting? I mean with the current state of things me and you are practically family! Being a demon will do that too you, also maybe mine is the voice you hate the least right now?”
“Nah,” Dean said after thinking about it for a while. “If anything it is that Sinestro guy I hate the least, I hope he isn't dead. Anyway I will ask again, what the hell are YOU doing here? I know why I am, it is my dream after all. Wasn't even sure if I could even dream still.”
“Honestly, I have no idea why I am here.” Crowley paused for a second, tilting his head to the side and spreading out his hands before him. “Unless it has something to do with your current predicament.”
Taking a sip from the beer Dean raised an eyebrow, “And what predicament is that exactly?”
“Just think Squirrel!” Crowley snapped at him. “What is the last thing you remember? Being in that car with the fake me? Then what? Do you think you are still there or maybe you vanished, or fell out even, but I can tell you this for sure... you have been doing a whole lot of nothing. And what happens to someone who just lays around in a desert? Where the sands shift and move all the time?”
“Shit.” Dean swore and tossed the half full beer aside. “I'm not buried alive again, am I?”
Crowley's apparition couldn't help but laugh.
“Yes, you are buried alive again” was all it said to him before vanishing.
“FUC...” the Winchester brother started to scream before his eyes snapped open and he was indeed buried alive in the sand once again.
Carefully, and painfully slow as well, he started to dig his way up and out.
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.