10-06-2017, 09:43 PM
Another fine day of Heroing finally comes to an end – and boy was it tiring. Physical exhaustion was a thing of Stein’s past, thanks to his vast amount of endurance training but mentally? He was pooped.
Sitting on the side of his bed, he kicked off his “hero” shoes; black work boots, and shoves them under the edge of his bed. His baggy, bullet riddled shorts followed, as well as a ruined vest and T-shirt. The poor turtle on the T-shirt had more holes than he had fingers and toes. Poor guy…
Left in only his boxers and socks, he flops back into the comfort of his bed, rolled over and happily fell into one of his classic deep-as-the-sea slumbers. No alarm set – tomorrow was Monday, his day off. Unless there was a Demon-level threat or greater, he had a nice long day of TV and videogames calling for him. Alas. He would miss out on his games and shows.
He awoke to an eerie presence. The world was dark, and the only being he could see was a faceless, featureless figure seemingly staring at him without eyes. He was about ready to throw up a shield, but the figure began to speak instead of attack.
“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know.” What a hell of an introduction. The slight haze that lingered from his slumber was lost. His senses became acute, listening to this… strange entity. “This is the Omniverse. You interest me,” what? “so I have made you part of it.”
The rest of the dialogue flowed effortlessly from this entity, as if it had all been rehearsed hundreds of times before. An orb was passed from the figure to Stein who held it almost cautiously. It looked pretty, but sometimes pretty things were volatile. The Tornado of Terror for example. Worst. Date. Ever.
Wait, what was he saying? Stein’s attention had wondered and before he knew what was happening his eyes were assaulted by the vast white light that seemed to permeate every square inch of air in this unholy place. His skin was tougher than stone, but his eyes… oh they burned. A banshee-like screech is released as he rubs at his eyes.
“Please tell me I’m dreaming.” He muttered to himself. “If I’m not, I swear….” Not that he could actually follow through on any threats he’d make. “At least let there be food…” One eye slowly opened. Sure enough there was … no food. “Aww maaaan…” My fried rice, he mourned the leftovers in his fridge.
“Ahh well… Best get to it.” He needed the motivation. With a grunt, he rolled to his feet and stretched out. At least he felt well rested.
Just as he was about to take a good look around, a voice called out. “Hey over there!” Feminine, friendly enough; Stein turns about and spots the source. Three medieval armored fellows were walking up while one had taken on a swift jog. “Whoa there, hope I didn’t spook you. You have the look of a new Prime about you. Consider us the welcoming committee! I’m Franky! And you are?”
Stein was nice enough to let her finish, but upon hearing an opening, he quickly expressed his confusion. “A what now?”
“You know! We like to welcome new people to the Omniverse! Sort of our –“
“No, no, no…” He interrupted her, an apologetic expression added along with the act. “What did you call me?”
Realization lit up the freckled woman’s face. “Oh!” She clapped her hands and grinned. She apparently loved to hear herself talk. “Primes are like… super heroes! Or super villains…” Sounds like home. Primes though? What’s up with that? ”The big difference between them and us is that they can power up really quickly, but it takes us decades of training and hard work! But I don’t mind it, it builds character!”
By this time, the other three had appeared. “Pardon our friend,” an older gentleman interrupted. “She has a lot more energy than she knows what to deal with. In any case, I request you come with us to Camelot. You will be safe there, and—“
“Nah.” The old man’s face twisted to an expression of annoyance. “I’ll be fine.” The four amigos may have seen Stein’s standing as arrogant, but Stein felt from his own years of experience he could handle most of what this world had already.
“Well then, how about some clothes?” The woman chirps in before the older man could unleash his disgruntled rant towards the disrespectful younger generation. “And maybe a hot breakfast? With hair and clothes like that, you look like Omni snatched you right out of your bed!”
Stein looked down at himself. “If there was a breeze I’d make a very cliché comment at this point…” Instead, he just rubs at his bare chest and wiggles his toes in his socks. “I think I’ll take you up on that offer. But I don’t need the full escort.”
“Don’t be absurd!”
The young woman waved off the objection from one of the other men. “Shushush, it’s fine! I’ll take him back to Camelot and be back in a day, tops!”
Stein’s stomach did a flip. “A DAY?! BUT”
“Shhhhhh—hush little one… I have snacks, and we’ll stop at the first town for food.” The woman seemed to know exactly what was on Stein’s mind. “Let’s go before the geizers can stop us, right?”
With no further objections, Stein followed the energetic young woman. She moved quite easily even in the scattered metal plate on thickly padded armor. Watching her almost made him feel tired. “So, Miss… how long till we hit the town?”
“It’s Franky, and we’ll be there in … mmm… three hours?” Before he could complain, she reaches into a pouch on her waist and obtains a few hearty strips of jerky. Stein’s mouth practically salivated. It wasn’t bacon and eggs, but it was food. He went to bed hungry, so at this point he might have eaten the woman’s shoe if she offered it. “But first, your name?”
“Stein!” He was rewarded with a single strip, which he tore into. He expected it to be a lot harder and tougher, but it was actually quite tender as far as jerky goes. Salty but not all that greasy… and more meaty tasting than chemical, like the kind you buy from a farmer’s market. Real jerky was hard to come by.
Franky walked backwards, waving more strips as a promise of reward. “And your shtick? What’s you’re thing, huh? You some sort of fire-ball-lobbing type, or guns ablazing?” It would seem they really were in a whole new world. Or at least another country. Who didn’t know the Turtle Guard?
That was until he realized he was not wearing his usual Hero’s attire. Yet she was asking him as if she knew he was just that. Maybe Heros are much more common here? Primes, rather… he corrected himself. Apparently those of greater power were called Primes. “I can heal and create forcefields.” He made grabby hands at another strip, even as he popped the last length of the first one in his mouth.
She rewarded him again. “Awesome! I don’t know a lot of people who go for the support stuff, that’s pretty neat! What kind of attacks do you have?” Franky was consistent, waving yet another strip as a possible prize.
“I don’t,” he answered honestly. His stomach made him greedy… “I just have shields and healing.”
A pout was her first response. “Don’t be like that, you don’t need to hide from li’l ol’ Franky…” Instead of rewarding him, she takes a bite of the strip. Stein looks hurt for a moment. “You don’t have to tell me though… I was just curious…”
Sitting on the side of his bed, he kicked off his “hero” shoes; black work boots, and shoves them under the edge of his bed. His baggy, bullet riddled shorts followed, as well as a ruined vest and T-shirt. The poor turtle on the T-shirt had more holes than he had fingers and toes. Poor guy…
Left in only his boxers and socks, he flops back into the comfort of his bed, rolled over and happily fell into one of his classic deep-as-the-sea slumbers. No alarm set – tomorrow was Monday, his day off. Unless there was a Demon-level threat or greater, he had a nice long day of TV and videogames calling for him. Alas. He would miss out on his games and shows.
He awoke to an eerie presence. The world was dark, and the only being he could see was a faceless, featureless figure seemingly staring at him without eyes. He was about ready to throw up a shield, but the figure began to speak instead of attack.
“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know.” What a hell of an introduction. The slight haze that lingered from his slumber was lost. His senses became acute, listening to this… strange entity. “This is the Omniverse. You interest me,” what? “so I have made you part of it.”
The rest of the dialogue flowed effortlessly from this entity, as if it had all been rehearsed hundreds of times before. An orb was passed from the figure to Stein who held it almost cautiously. It looked pretty, but sometimes pretty things were volatile. The Tornado of Terror for example. Worst. Date. Ever.
Wait, what was he saying? Stein’s attention had wondered and before he knew what was happening his eyes were assaulted by the vast white light that seemed to permeate every square inch of air in this unholy place. His skin was tougher than stone, but his eyes… oh they burned. A banshee-like screech is released as he rubs at his eyes.
“Please tell me I’m dreaming.” He muttered to himself. “If I’m not, I swear….” Not that he could actually follow through on any threats he’d make. “At least let there be food…” One eye slowly opened. Sure enough there was … no food. “Aww maaaan…” My fried rice, he mourned the leftovers in his fridge.
“Ahh well… Best get to it.” He needed the motivation. With a grunt, he rolled to his feet and stretched out. At least he felt well rested.
Just as he was about to take a good look around, a voice called out. “Hey over there!” Feminine, friendly enough; Stein turns about and spots the source. Three medieval armored fellows were walking up while one had taken on a swift jog. “Whoa there, hope I didn’t spook you. You have the look of a new Prime about you. Consider us the welcoming committee! I’m Franky! And you are?”
Stein was nice enough to let her finish, but upon hearing an opening, he quickly expressed his confusion. “A what now?”
“You know! We like to welcome new people to the Omniverse! Sort of our –“
“No, no, no…” He interrupted her, an apologetic expression added along with the act. “What did you call me?”
Realization lit up the freckled woman’s face. “Oh!” She clapped her hands and grinned. She apparently loved to hear herself talk. “Primes are like… super heroes! Or super villains…” Sounds like home. Primes though? What’s up with that? ”The big difference between them and us is that they can power up really quickly, but it takes us decades of training and hard work! But I don’t mind it, it builds character!”
By this time, the other three had appeared. “Pardon our friend,” an older gentleman interrupted. “She has a lot more energy than she knows what to deal with. In any case, I request you come with us to Camelot. You will be safe there, and—“
“Nah.” The old man’s face twisted to an expression of annoyance. “I’ll be fine.” The four amigos may have seen Stein’s standing as arrogant, but Stein felt from his own years of experience he could handle most of what this world had already.
“Well then, how about some clothes?” The woman chirps in before the older man could unleash his disgruntled rant towards the disrespectful younger generation. “And maybe a hot breakfast? With hair and clothes like that, you look like Omni snatched you right out of your bed!”
Stein looked down at himself. “If there was a breeze I’d make a very cliché comment at this point…” Instead, he just rubs at his bare chest and wiggles his toes in his socks. “I think I’ll take you up on that offer. But I don’t need the full escort.”
“Don’t be absurd!”
The young woman waved off the objection from one of the other men. “Shushush, it’s fine! I’ll take him back to Camelot and be back in a day, tops!”
Stein’s stomach did a flip. “A DAY?! BUT”
“Shhhhhh—hush little one… I have snacks, and we’ll stop at the first town for food.” The woman seemed to know exactly what was on Stein’s mind. “Let’s go before the geizers can stop us, right?”
With no further objections, Stein followed the energetic young woman. She moved quite easily even in the scattered metal plate on thickly padded armor. Watching her almost made him feel tired. “So, Miss… how long till we hit the town?”
“It’s Franky, and we’ll be there in … mmm… three hours?” Before he could complain, she reaches into a pouch on her waist and obtains a few hearty strips of jerky. Stein’s mouth practically salivated. It wasn’t bacon and eggs, but it was food. He went to bed hungry, so at this point he might have eaten the woman’s shoe if she offered it. “But first, your name?”
“Stein!” He was rewarded with a single strip, which he tore into. He expected it to be a lot harder and tougher, but it was actually quite tender as far as jerky goes. Salty but not all that greasy… and more meaty tasting than chemical, like the kind you buy from a farmer’s market. Real jerky was hard to come by.
Franky walked backwards, waving more strips as a promise of reward. “And your shtick? What’s you’re thing, huh? You some sort of fire-ball-lobbing type, or guns ablazing?” It would seem they really were in a whole new world. Or at least another country. Who didn’t know the Turtle Guard?
That was until he realized he was not wearing his usual Hero’s attire. Yet she was asking him as if she knew he was just that. Maybe Heros are much more common here? Primes, rather… he corrected himself. Apparently those of greater power were called Primes. “I can heal and create forcefields.” He made grabby hands at another strip, even as he popped the last length of the first one in his mouth.
She rewarded him again. “Awesome! I don’t know a lot of people who go for the support stuff, that’s pretty neat! What kind of attacks do you have?” Franky was consistent, waving yet another strip as a possible prize.
“I don’t,” he answered honestly. His stomach made him greedy… “I just have shields and healing.”
A pout was her first response. “Don’t be like that, you don’t need to hide from li’l ol’ Franky…” Instead of rewarding him, she takes a bite of the strip. Stein looks hurt for a moment. “You don’t have to tell me though… I was just curious…”