04-01-2018, 01:12 PM
This has been a long time coming, might as well make it official.
CHARACTER NAME: The Yellow Hulk
CHARACTER SOURCE: OC/alternate universe
CHARACTER HISTORY: Few know the origin of the rampaging monstrosity known as “The Yellow Hulk”, mostly because he started out as a relatively unremarkable physicist. Starry-eyed and fresh out of college Bruce began research on a previously unknown form of radiation which he had lovingly dubbed “B-waves”. This radiation came solely from an alien artefact recovered from a crashed asteroid. The artefact was a long cylindrical object, yellow in coloration and slightly curved. Bruce burned the candle at both ends studying this fascinating object. For several years the young scientist failed to make any breakthrough and was summarily regarded as a failure within the scientific community. Threatened to be stripped from the project the haggard scientist did the unthinkable. Without wearing the proper safety equipment Bruce entered the artefact’s enclosure submitting himself to an untold amount of “B-waves”. In one fell swoop he took the alien object, peeled its hard outer casing away, and ate the soft and sweet insides.
Bruce’s body absorbed more “B-waves” than anyone ever thought possible. As his horrified peers watched his body began to take on a yellow hue. His meager muscles grew to gigantic proportions, eventually tearing his clothes asunder. Once the transformation was complete the mild mannered scientist known at "Dr. Bruce Bannaner" was no more and all that remained was the slippery monstrosity simply named "The Yellow Hulk."
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: When not angered Bruce Bannaner is a middle aged man with a full head of brown hair. Due to his chaotic lifestyle he is often sporting a disheveled look and a thin veneer of stubble. The only remarkable thing about Bruce Bannaner is his skin is slightly slick with a foreign substance. However, when angered his body takes on a yellow tinge. His skin becomes moister and slipperier and his muscle mass increases tenfold, often tearing his clothing to ribbons.
[spoiler]![[Image: latest?cb=20121208211547]](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fantendo/images/e/ec/Yellow_Hulk.gif/revision/latest?cb=20121208211547)
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STATS:
ATK: 6
DEF: 0
SPD: 6
TEC: 0
Two Stat Unlocks (3000)
STARTING PROFICIENCIES: Physical Strength (1000), Area Defense Proficiency (400)
STARTING POWERS: Super Speed (1000), Burst Movement (800), Master Super Jumping (800), Malleability (1000), Growth (800), Advanced Regeneration (2200), Survival (2000)
STARTING MOVES:
The Ol’ Slip and Dip (300) - Requires Super Speed, Burst Movement, and Physical Strength
[spoiler] “You wouldn’t like me when I’m slippery”
The Yellow Hulk’s body becomes unnaturally slippery when he becomes angry. Taking a running start Bruce Bannaner dives forward and begins to slide on his belly, picking up speed as he slides across any surface, unfettered by any notion of friction. In his home universe there was no upper limit on how fast he could get, one time he even broke lightspeed (but only for a moment and it ruined the rest of the universe so he promised to never go that fast again). In the Omniverse he can only attain a top speed of 80 MPH. If he collides into someone they slip and fall and have a bad day.[/spoiler]
The Ol’ Slide and Ride (300) - Requires Super Speed, Malleability
[spoiler] Controlling his uninhibited rage for a few moments The Yellow Hulk can take the form of a yellow surfboard, allowing his allies to use him as a radical form of transportation. His friction-immune body is capable of sliding across any terrain, eventually hitting a max speed of 80 MPH. [/spoiler]
Slipperiest substance known to mankind (600) Requires Area Defense, Physical Strength
[spoiler] The Yellow Hulk’s body is constantly secreted the slipperiest chemical known to mankind. Should he be hit by anything but a direct blow the attack will simply slip off him.
Additionally he leaves behind a trail of this substance wherever he walks. Anyone that steps onto this substances slips and falls in an incredibly hilarious fashion, kinda like this dude on ice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOJbZcQBE4o [/spoiler]
AVATAR OF SLIP (1000) Tier one power-up
[Spoiler] Should someone anger The Yellow Hulk more than usual he enters a state of pure undiluted rage. His body becomes like 10 times more slippery and he begins a frictionless rampage.
ATK + 2
DEF + 1
SPD + 2
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I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct. Yeah sure
Where did you find us? Google searched for websites with the best April Fool’s pranks and found this one, I hope my lubed up monstrosity fits in well with the super secret 18+ forum.
[spoiler] God, please don't take this seriously is only first of April joke [/spoiler]
CHARACTER NAME: The Yellow Hulk
CHARACTER SOURCE: OC/alternate universe
CHARACTER HISTORY: Few know the origin of the rampaging monstrosity known as “The Yellow Hulk”, mostly because he started out as a relatively unremarkable physicist. Starry-eyed and fresh out of college Bruce began research on a previously unknown form of radiation which he had lovingly dubbed “B-waves”. This radiation came solely from an alien artefact recovered from a crashed asteroid. The artefact was a long cylindrical object, yellow in coloration and slightly curved. Bruce burned the candle at both ends studying this fascinating object. For several years the young scientist failed to make any breakthrough and was summarily regarded as a failure within the scientific community. Threatened to be stripped from the project the haggard scientist did the unthinkable. Without wearing the proper safety equipment Bruce entered the artefact’s enclosure submitting himself to an untold amount of “B-waves”. In one fell swoop he took the alien object, peeled its hard outer casing away, and ate the soft and sweet insides.
Bruce’s body absorbed more “B-waves” than anyone ever thought possible. As his horrified peers watched his body began to take on a yellow hue. His meager muscles grew to gigantic proportions, eventually tearing his clothes asunder. Once the transformation was complete the mild mannered scientist known at "Dr. Bruce Bannaner" was no more and all that remained was the slippery monstrosity simply named "The Yellow Hulk."
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: When not angered Bruce Bannaner is a middle aged man with a full head of brown hair. Due to his chaotic lifestyle he is often sporting a disheveled look and a thin veneer of stubble. The only remarkable thing about Bruce Bannaner is his skin is slightly slick with a foreign substance. However, when angered his body takes on a yellow tinge. His skin becomes moister and slipperier and his muscle mass increases tenfold, often tearing his clothing to ribbons.
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]STATS:
ATK: 6
DEF: 0
SPD: 6
TEC: 0
Two Stat Unlocks (3000)
STARTING PROFICIENCIES: Physical Strength (1000), Area Defense Proficiency (400)
STARTING POWERS: Super Speed (1000), Burst Movement (800), Master Super Jumping (800), Malleability (1000), Growth (800), Advanced Regeneration (2200), Survival (2000)
STARTING MOVES:
The Ol’ Slip and Dip (300) - Requires Super Speed, Burst Movement, and Physical Strength
[spoiler] “You wouldn’t like me when I’m slippery”
The Yellow Hulk’s body becomes unnaturally slippery when he becomes angry. Taking a running start Bruce Bannaner dives forward and begins to slide on his belly, picking up speed as he slides across any surface, unfettered by any notion of friction. In his home universe there was no upper limit on how fast he could get, one time he even broke lightspeed (but only for a moment and it ruined the rest of the universe so he promised to never go that fast again). In the Omniverse he can only attain a top speed of 80 MPH. If he collides into someone they slip and fall and have a bad day.[/spoiler]
The Ol’ Slide and Ride (300) - Requires Super Speed, Malleability
[spoiler] Controlling his uninhibited rage for a few moments The Yellow Hulk can take the form of a yellow surfboard, allowing his allies to use him as a radical form of transportation. His friction-immune body is capable of sliding across any terrain, eventually hitting a max speed of 80 MPH. [/spoiler]
Slipperiest substance known to mankind (600) Requires Area Defense, Physical Strength
[spoiler] The Yellow Hulk’s body is constantly secreted the slipperiest chemical known to mankind. Should he be hit by anything but a direct blow the attack will simply slip off him.
Additionally he leaves behind a trail of this substance wherever he walks. Anyone that steps onto this substances slips and falls in an incredibly hilarious fashion, kinda like this dude on ice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOJbZcQBE4o [/spoiler]
AVATAR OF SLIP (1000) Tier one power-up
[Spoiler] Should someone anger The Yellow Hulk more than usual he enters a state of pure undiluted rage. His body becomes like 10 times more slippery and he begins a frictionless rampage.
ATK + 2
DEF + 1
SPD + 2
[/spoiler]
I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct. Yeah sure
Where did you find us? Google searched for websites with the best April Fool’s pranks and found this one, I hope my lubed up monstrosity fits in well with the super secret 18+ forum.
[spoiler] God, please don't take this seriously is only first of April joke [/spoiler]
![[Image: StrazSig.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/StrazSig.png)
![[Image: DarkshireBadge.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/DarkshireBadge.png)
![[Image: DarkshireDefenseBadge.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/DarkshireDefenseBadge.png)
![[Image: SecondarySaga.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/SecondarySaga.png)
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