Text Message: Gamzee to Strazio

[Gamzee Makara]

EyyYyYYyYYYooOoO Motherfuckin' mentor!

This island shit is cray right? I already watched two motherfuckers try to beat the shit out of another motherfucker. Or something. I dunno it was kinna weird.

Anyways, just checking in to make sure you ain't bit the big one yet, this early in the game. I know how you get :o) All hot headed and killy and shit. Oh yo if you wanna meet up we totally should. Either to kill the fuck out of each other or kill the fuck out of other assholes, its your call! I'm down with sharing the killing around brother

Have you made any friend? I bet you aint you grumpy goof

Try to be friendly man i know it dont suit you too much but i got dis feeling that says its gonna be hard to go it alone on this one.

AnYwAyS! I'll leave the communicatin' up to you, if you feel like getting back in touch with me, go for it. If not, s'all good, guess i'll have to kill ur ass down the road ;o) I'm headed to the safeplace or whatever in the zone with all dem big ass buildings and such. See ya round, Strawso!

[Strazio Rockwell]

Fuck this fucking place for fuck's sake god fucking damnit my every fucking thing fucking hurts so goddamned bad, i got hit by a fucking hammer made outta lightning wielded by a werewolf like holy fuck where does karl find these fucking freaks it pisses me off just thinking about it.

[Strazio Rockwell]

Gamzee you better not fucking die to that prick, I swear to Omni if you die I will personally kick your ass when you revive. You fucking hear me? I will fuck you up motherfucker, like in ten-thousand different fucking ways you bastard. DON'T DIE FOR FUCKS SAKE >

[Gamzee Makara]

Strazi! :oD BaBbIe! HeY man I really really ReAlLy had a fun time last night

you know

aLmOsT dYiNg aGaIn aNd ShIt

and nowth at iAm thinking abouts it like it would all up and motherfucking suppose on itself that I tend to almost die a lot when im chilling with you so i think thats a good thing i think it means We aRe gOoD BrOS AnD sHiT :o)

you kniw cuz we dont die much unless we dying together, feel me?

anyways, I got urgent biznastyniess in the frozen fields, gotta pick up one ornery, crabby motherfucker from this Jade girls place. You issss sertainly weLcOmE to CoMe AlOnG fOr A FrOzEn FoRaY, mY dUdE

IlL cHiLl (ha get it) at the frozen gate until ya lemme know what's what is up and shit. No harm done either way.