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oHarmony.com - Under New Management!
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Message from President Mi Amore Cadenza:
Before I was kidnapped to the Omniverse by an insane unicorn prime who takes things on the dataverse way too seriously, I was often regarded as the Princess of Love. While I can no longer retain the title of "Princess" in this new world, the least I can do is continue to spread love and harmony in what is apparently my new home.

Not to mention, the crazy unicorn would probably bug me again if I don't keep standards up.

Anyways, months after the original company was all slaughtered (again, crazy unicorn,) we've finally got everything up and running in our new location in Ambrosia! While I can't promise that every match will be a success, I can promise that all your matches will be thought out to the best of my ability. So I hope you all give us a try!





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Please post new submissions in this topic!


The deadline for the next match up will be the 13th (probably sometime in the afternoon) so get them in!
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Friends with benefits!

Name: Weda

Age: 24

Gender: All woman!

Species: Japanese!

Orientation: I'm into guys, don't forget that!

Location: People tell me this place is called Costa Del Sol!

Favorite Song: Tubthumping by Chumbawumba! Woo!

Favorite Movie: Don't watch too many movies. Not too many theaters where I come from. I am interested in that "Guu" movie that coming up. Don't know why, the name attracts me somehow!

Favorite genre of Music: Anything I can get my groove to!

Kinks: Oh, I wouldn't know, though I do enjoy being the dom in some situations...

Favorite Weapon: My fists, they get the job done.

Favorite Sport: Ugh, that's more a Clive thing, not my thing!


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Someone who doesn't mind me drinking from time to time. I do prefer older men, but ones around my age are fine, too!


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I... I don't think so?


Prime or Secondary?
Again, I've been told I'm a Secondary, whatever that is. Don't know for sure, though!


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No, I wasn't born here.


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
I'm not sure how all that works, really. 


How long ago since you last had sex?
A few months, but who's counting?


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
I don't have to work that hard for it!


Quote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Guu


How Frequently do you post?
I am in a slow point, but I post a lot when I pick it up.
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Type of Relationship you are looking for:
Bratty: We're looking for Friends, but totes would like some romance!
Catty: We're looking for romance, but totes would like some boyfriends!


Name:
Bratty: I'm Bratty!
Catty: I'm Catty!


Age:
Bratty: Our age is like our own.
Catty: We are so like totally eternal.


Gender: 
Bratty: Aint it obvious? We're both women!
Catty: It's like, not totally obvious in your case, Bratty!
Bratty: How could you say that? D:
Catty: I'm kidding Bratty, chill!


Species: 
Bratty: Our species is our own.
Catty: We're both monsters!
Bratty: Catty! You can't just say we're monsters!
Catty: But it's true tho.


Orientation: 
Bratty: Guys
Catty: But didn't you have that crush on me once?
Bratty: That was like a one time thing, Catty, it doesn't count!


Location: 
Bratty: Our shop is in Costa Del Sol. You should all totally go there!
Catty: Buy our junk!


Favorite Song: 
Bratty & Catty: Fifteen Minutes by Mike Krol!
Catty: Wow! We were like so in sync there!


Favorite Movie: 
Bratty: What was the one we saw last week?
Catty: I dunno, something with motorcycles in it.
Bratty: That one, that one is my fav.


Favorite genre of Music:
Bratty: I enjoy a lot of kinds of music, we've been listening to a lot of Grunge and Garage.
Catty: Anything that doesn't charge for concerts.


Kinks: 
Bratty: My ankle has been popping all week, it's a pain.
Catty: The cash register is all buggy. It's like, so annoying.
Bratty: We don't have a cash register, Catty.


Favorite Weapon: 
Bratty & Catty: Capitalism!

Favorite Sport: 
Bratty & Catty: TMZ!


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Bratty: Someone who doesn't mind that I have friends on the side!
Catty: The last guy was so pissed when I brought Bratty along on our date. That's like, what was wrong with that guy?


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Bratty: We do sell weapons, does that count?
Catty: Guns don't kill people, Bratty!


Prime or Secondary?
Bratty & Catty: Secondary.
Catty: But we are so awesome, it'll feel like your tottally dating a prime.


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
Bratty: We were summoned here to fill a great purpose!
Catty: Yeah! Who else will sell the junk of the Omniverse!


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Bratty: Not really...
Catty: No clue...


How long ago since you last had sex?
Catty: Like... with a real person?
Bratty: Catty!


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Bratty: No!
Catty: Yes! I mean, no!


Quote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Frisk


How Frequently do you post?
Often enough
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: I'm not exactly sure to be honest. I guess anything's fine.

Name: Call me Scarlet

Age: I look to be ten or so, but I'm actually sixteen. Looks can be deceiving. 

Gender: Female

Species: Human... Though of the mute variety

Orientation: As in like, compass? I'm facing North. I think...

Location: Costa de Sol, Vasty Deep

Favorite Song: Masquerade from The Phantom of the Opera

Favorite Movie: The Phantom of the Opera

Favorite genre of Music: Opera 

Kinks: Like, in a garden hose?

Favorite Weapon: I've got a few knives I like to throw round when I'm bored.

Favorite Sport: Does swimming count? I'll say swimming. 


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,

O.o I think you need to explain. 

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.

Not that I can think of. Almost killed a guy once. Probably should have. 

Prime or Secondary?

Reuben calls me a secondary. 

Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)

I've only ever known the Omniverse, so, yes?

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)

I don't know how I got here honestly.

How long ago since you last had sex?

The dawn of time. Or Omni's birth. Whichever is first. 

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?

Oh, Omni no.

Quote: Wrote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?

Well, Scarlet is Yukki's secondary, so I'll use this one. 

How Frequently do you post? About every two days or less when I'm posting with someone else. It goes a lot slower if i'm by myself though, and I usually am. 
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Undyne! I'm looking for my lost love Undyne! Please match me with her!

Name: Alphys

Age: I'd rather not answer that.

Gender: Female.

Species: Monster, specifically a drake but that doesn't matter.

Orientation: Undyne!

Location: Vasty Deep. I'm currently in Costa Del Sol, but I might be moving soon if I can get this job offer.

Favorite Song: "Watashi wa Tawagotoda" by Starfly-Desu

Favorite Movie: Mew Mew Kissy Cutie!

Favorite genre of Music: Jpop!

Kinks: ...still Undyne

Favorite Weapon: Umm... science?

Favorite Sport: Don't really have only of these... unless tossing around energy pancakes is a sport.


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Please, please, I've been told of your magic to match lovers. The love of my life is Undyne. She's a fish woman, usually in heavy plate armor, air of a strong sexy warrior. We got separated when I got summoned into the Omniverse. I know I could just bring her in as a secondary, but I know in my gut she's out there. Please, please match me with her. I've been searching for her since I first got here, she's everything I need. Please, magic love website, please.

I'll do anything to see her again...


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Oh, well, no... that's more Undyne's department.


Prime or Secondary?
Prime


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No, as stated, I was summoned.


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Well, that would have to be Omni.


How long ago since you last had sex?
Ummm...


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
...No comment... >.<;


Quote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Frisk, though, obviously this will lead to interesting directions.


How Frequently do you post?
About enough I guess.
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: I'm looking for someone who likes to learn new things!

Name: Hermione Granger

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Orientation: Straight

Location: On vacation in Costa Del Sol

Favorite Song: Ginny is a Punk Rocker

Favorite Movie: Primer

Favorite genre of Music: Wrock

Kinks: I really put the S in S&M

Favorite Weapon: Wand

Favorite Sport: Anything but Quidditch


Who is your prefered lover? Explain
Love is what stupid people call hormones.


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Yes. No.


Prime or Secondary?
Secondary.


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
Yes, and yes


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
No, and I don't care too


How long ago since you last had sex?
Fourteen hours and thirty three minutes ago


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
I have before, I undoubtedly will again

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Which account will you be posting this date in? This one, Luci

How Frequently do you post? Way too much

Why did you list Hermione Granger as a male? Oops, must have been an accident!
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Something sensual.

Name: Allen Rudder

Age: I sorta forget? over 18. I'm pretty sure. 

Gender: It's complicated.

Species: A mere humble merchant.

Orientation: Men, women, genderless deities, dragons, elementals, Ageless constructs of arcane knowledge... I'll just put "pansexual" here.

Location: In your dreams Wink... currently in the outskirts of Camelot, though.

Favorite Song: "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel

Favorite Movie: Titanic

Favorite genre of Music: all of 'em.

Kinks: Sorry, can't list them all. Character limit.

Favorite Weapon: A large carriage pulled by many horses.

Favorite Sport:  Horse racing.

Who is your prefered lover? Explain, 

I guess I'd say I'm looking for a new experience with every new lover. If I had to put it in one sentence:
Don't. be. Boring. : )



Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
 Well, in self-defence, yeah. Merchanting is a dangerous business!



Prime or Secondary?
Secondary. The world couldn't handle Allen Rudder at his prime.


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no. I was born somewhere else.


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
I blame Boris. This is his plan to get back at me. I just have to figure out how he did it, now (and where all that cash came from.)


How long ago since you last had sex?
About how long I spent typing this.


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Only if it was a sex-fight.


Quote:which account will you be posting this in?
Weiss Schnee

How frequently do you post
About every three or four days as of late.
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Type of Relationship you are looking for:  Mutually Beneficial Arrangement

Name: Ozal

Age: 35

Gender:  Male

Species:  Ferengi

Orientation: Usually upright. But I prefer females.

Location:  The Vasty Deeps

Favorite Song: "Gold Pressed" by The Latinum

Favorite Movie: Wall Street

Favorite genre of Music: The kind that is profitable!

Kinks: Well, I've got one in my back that requires special attention...and plenty of oo-mox.

Favorite Weapon: Favorite? Ugh, that implies frequent use. I hire people to use weapons for me.

Favorite Sport: Tongo is a sport! We have tournaments.


Who is your prefered lover? Explain.
Love? What's love got to do with it? I thought we were talking about relationships!

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
By the Divine Treasury, no! I pay people to do that.


Prime or Secondary? Secondary, they say.


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
Hmmph. No. Snatched away in the middle of the best deal I've ever negotiated!


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?) Not a clue.



How long ago since you last had sex?
Ehh...a couple months? That barmaid was quite flirtatious.



If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
You hew-mons and your barbaric mating rituals. But it would make great television...


Quote:OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Hiro Protagonist


How Frequently do you post? Once a week
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Long term

Name: Revan Noctis

Age: 20's

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Orientation: Straight

Location: Unknown 

Favorite Song: Unknown 

Favorite Movie: Unknown 

Favorite genre of Music: Unknown 

Kinks: Unknown

Favorite Weapon: Seems like a sword

Favorite Sport: Unknown 


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Unknown but please somebody nice



Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I am unsure



Prime or Secondary?
Definitely a prime



Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No he was not born here but he is definitely of legal age that is one of the reasons I am doing this 




Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Omni



How long ago since you last had sex?
Unknown


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
I am sure that could be arranged

Posting this for Revan I met him recently and this is the perfect thing for him. - Anonymous







Quote:Which account will you be posting this date in? Revan Noctis




How Frequently do you post? I can post at least once every few days 
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: Companionship.  Romance is not out of the question, but for the moment I am more interested in simply getting to know people.

Name: Celestia

Age: One loses count after the first few centuries

Gender: Female

Species: Alicorn

Orientation: Open-minded

Location: In the Nexus, although currently on the move

Favorite Song: I have never found a song that stands above all others

Favorite Movie: I'm afraid I'm not well versed in film

Favorite genre of Music: Classical

Kinks: Unnecessary, for getting to know someone

Favorite Weapon: My tongue (take that as you will)

Favorite Sport: Fencing has always held a certain appeal


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Someone intelligent enough to keep pace with me, yet sufficiently down-to-earth that they don't get caught up in the things I do.  Someone with whom I can celebrate triumphs and mourn losses.
In truth, I don't really know.


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
As much as I tried, it proved impossible to found and preserve a nation without getting blood on one's hooves.


Prime or Secondary?
Prime I believe, although I must confess I am still acclimatizing to the concepts.


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
I was not.


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Omni did, as far as I can tell.


How long ago since you last had sex?
...One loses count after the first few centuries.


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Not for its own sake, no.

Quote:Which account will you be posting this date in?

This one (Celestia)

How Frequently do you post?

It can vary, depending on workload more than anything else, but I average about once a week.
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Type of Relationship you are looking for: umm I would guess it would have to be a slightly romantic relationship, and maybe getting used to humans again?

Name: Chara

Age: Ehh not shure being dead then revived makes you lose track of time

Gender: you mean actual or what we feel our gender is to be? because mine figuratively is gender neutral (they or them pronouns), but really im a female

Species: human, though said humans called me a demon?

Orientation: uhh no comment?

Location: Coruscant as of right now

Favorite Song: Megalo strike back, that toby guy is really good, though nyx (goes by shield as his last name I think) makes good music also.

Favorite Movie: I would have to say Starwars or some movie with bloodshed

Favorite genre of Music: Classical

Kinks: no just no

Favorite Weapon: Knife my real knife. though the empty gun is useful at times

Favorite Sport: Fencing, umm and anything with knife's or swords, or bladed weapons in general


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Someone who is willing to fight for there ideals, and that will be willing to take the ultimate sacrifice for there people. I don't want someone who is a coward or gives into other peoples demands


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Yes, and if it threatens my people I will due it over and over. and if it involves me well they will regret it


Prime or Secondary?
Prime as I am much stronger than secondarys


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no I was not, and yes if you could years being in a state of psudo death


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Omni did, the bastard I hate him

How long ago since you last had sex?
never


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
I would just for the fighting

Quote: Which account will you be posting this date in?

 Chara is the one I will do

How Frequently do you post?

It vary's a lot

One last request I wish to be put with someone not in the undertale game (prime or secondary) that is my only request as I don't feel comfortable doing a date with an undertale character (maybe at a later date).
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