Omnitube: First Blood

[Kuzuru]

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[spoiler] The video begins in a dark room. Facing the camera sits Kuzuru, his red skin looking almost brown in the dim light. This time he is sporting a black hoodie trimmed with fluffy white wool. He grins, revealing a set of sharp fangs. With a wave he begins speaking, "good evening Omniverse, as you may know from my last video my name is Kuzuru and I lead the Ashen Blades." He leans back in his chair and reaches for the lever below it, with an audible hiss the chair lowers, bringing his face better into frame. "There we go, last time we spoke I said that we'd be coming for you," he pauses and offers a smile, "well I just wanted you to know that we weren't lying." Several still images flash on screen, each of them staying for a couple seconds before moving onto the next. The first one was the official bounty board listing of a prime named "Ballad" along with a mugshot of the green-skinned gunner. The next several pictures were of his corpse in various angles, with Kuzuru standing next to him like a fisherman that had just caught a prize marlin. Once the pictures were done playing the video went back to Kuzuru's face. "As you can see children, we're not fucking around here, if you've got a bounty on your head, I've got a suggestion for you," the demon leans in close and whispers, "make peace with your gods, because even Omni won't be able to save you, ciao!" The video fades to black and in its place a sigil appears for several seconds.[/spoiler]

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The Ashen Blades

[Hiro Protagonist]

enkiduEndures wrote:

yo im real happy for you and imma let you finish but the humble sage was the toughest bounty of all time. Of all time!

[Jak Mar]

darklighthero wrote:

Sorry pal, I got other plans.

[Jade Harley]

gardenGnostic wrote:

ciao????? isnt that italian for like, food or something?????????

[Dave Strider]

turntechGodhead

alright so

clearly this shit is photoshopped ed
not the dead body
but shit man that background when you are talking
you gotta change that shit up
people gotta think you are kidding
then wham them with the "oh shit this fucker is real"
draw some shitty cartoon
then smack on the dead body photos
look point is
we need to hang out
im cool
you are cool enough
lets just feed off our cool auras
im willing to share
how about it

[Kuzuru]

The Ashen Blades:

@turntechGodhead

Neat, tell you what, if you can prove to me that you're a "cool dude" we can hang out. I'll send you some information, I'll pay you for every skull you crack. Have fun darling.

[Dave Strider]

turntech Godhead

Sounds like an intense game of no truth just dare
it also sounds like a decent challenge im in
ill include some shitty art in mine
show you how to make the videos even better
cant get recognized if you arent the shit man
gotta have the right stuff
ill post it later when the skulls are cracked like the window of a car on a hot summer day but you dont want your dog to get out