Queries of a Confused Prime

[Jack Darby]

"Hello. My name is Rafael Esquivel. I've got some questions for anyone who can answer them."  was posted on a messageboard on the Dataverse by Rafael because he had a lot of questions. Lacking anyone who at present could teach him about the place, he decided to go about it in the most logical way possible, ask on the closest thing to an internet that was had here. 

1.  What is a Prime? 
2.  Who are the most powerful Primes? 
3.  Are there any ways to return home? 
4.  Why are the White Armor Clad Troopers so paranoid? 
5.  Is there a school where one could learn to be a proper prime? 
6. Related to question five, is there anyone who would be willing to teach me to be a Prime properly, since I am new here? 
7.  How does one properly work Omnilium? 
8.  How does one properly pacify the white armor clad troopers, so you can come and go to their area, called "Coruscant" without any sort of harassment, or irritation from them? 
9.  Are the ancient ruins in Camelot up for grabs for anyone who wants to make them their home? 
10. Why have I forgotten how to program stuff, and why is Unicron so weak at present? 
11.  Is there a Manual on how to be a Prime?

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

8911 Posted:

Pfft. Nerd.

1) A prime is a positive integer greater than one.
2) Warren Zimmer. That guy's pretty strong. Oh, so is that selfie stick dude from DA.
3) Yeah. If you die you go back home. I shot my friend Jimmy and he disappeared from the OV so I'm pretty sure that works.
4) You mean white people? Yeah, those guys have an oppression complex.
5) You're a prime, Raf! Nah, suck it. A dude on a flying motorbike ain't gonna pick you up and drive you to school fam. You were literally already told what to do by Omni, lol.
6) Bro. Teach urself. Oh. Wait... I heard there's a cool guild over in the Ashen Steppes that teaches people how to be good primes actually. They're called the Ashen Blades. Go head over there. Less of a school and more of a bunch of Buddhist type guys and gal really though. Pretty peaceful place.
7) JUST. DO. IT. Literally. You just do shizwizzles. It's actually easier than taking a piss.
8) ... Coruscant? You just walk through the fucking gate holy shit how hard is it fam like oh im a prime and stormtroopers are bullying me get over it nerd you just gotta walk inside
9) NICE TRY, TOUB RAIDER! Ain't nobody taking my treasure out from under mah nose.
10) Because you're an idiot and because imaginary friends aren't real.
11) Yeah. Those are stored in Pocket Pockets. Cost like 5 OM or something. They're real cheap.

Srsly tho dude. Do ur own homework next time.

[Jack Darby]

8891 was not a very helpful individual in the opinion of Rafael. Unicron on the other hand wanted to feed him to a Sharkticon which was something Rafael would not allow, at present. Whoever this Warren Zimmer was, Rafael planned to do his homework on them so they could be better informed about the people here. 


The third comment he made seemed to be a joke. The fourth, fifth, and sixth comments for the most part seemed to be useless. So did the 7th. 

8 seemed to be a jab at him. 
9?  Well 9 was something that made Unicron want to kill him. 
10 was something that made Unicron want to obliterate him in his entirety. 
11? What were Pocket Pockets, and how did one acquire them? 

Rafael began to do some research in the Dataverse on Pocket Pockets, to see if they did indeed come with a manual about Primes. In addition he started to look for any maps of the various locations in the Omniverse, because he didn't want to be underprepared. Unicron was already irritated with him, and there was no sense in making the irritation worse.