Transformers 4

[Omni]

Fuck the haters. It was a better Transformers film than the last three. Yes, it was staggeringly bad. So much brainfuck. So much stuff that made NO SENSE. But god damn it was way too long. My eyes were bleeding by the end. But ... I enjoyed it.

[spoiler]"My face is my warrant." u wot m8

"You're an inventor, so I know you have a conscience." see above

OPTIMUS CAN FLY??? JUST INTO SPACE THE WHOLE TIME

Nanomachine transformers.

Optimus shoots a guy. Like a human. In his face. Blows him up.

lol[/spoiler]

[Udyr]

If you turn your brain off they're good movies. I am forever thankful to Michael Bay because the first Transformers movie was the beginning of my wife's slow descent into nerdhood.

[Omni]

I'm just amazed at what they can get away with in terms of nonsensicality. This is more nitpicky than I would ever be going into a Michael Bay film, but it does a good job of covering all the WTF moments.

[Udyr]

Yeah I agree, the best of the four so far. A lot less of that god damn stupid humour and more tense shit. It took a while to get off the ground but once it did, it didn't slow down.