01-16-2016, 07:18 PM
Dude, let's hear the deets from the last session. I'm interested, yo.
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Adam's Game
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01-16-2016, 07:20 PM
Well. I guess I can put together a highlights reel of things that happened if you really want.
"Hold on a second, I have a call..."
![[Image: blog-Wesker.jpg]](https://cdn.dcdouglas.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/blog-Wesker.jpg) "Yes, this is Wesker. Go ahead."
01-16-2016, 07:26 PM
I really want.
01-16-2016, 08:39 PM
Alright, well, here we go...
THE ADVENTURE: Catacombs of the Cold Legion THE GROUP: Dean, Gilgamesh, Demetri, Strazio (absent), Nep-nep THE CHARACTERS (in order of players) Borhel, the Tiefling Assassin Glyntoris, the Half-elven Warlock Ryner, the Human Wild Sorceror Renzo the Great, the human Valor Bard Ilse Aramis, the Human Life Domain Cleric In our last session, before the one yesterday, the group (sans Nep-nep) had just had a run-in with a crazed cult fanatic working to hasten the release of the Cold Legion from their icy catacombs, under the direction of some strange shadowy abomination from beyond the physical plane. During said engagement, the crazed cult fanatic brought two statues to life to aid him in battle. It didn't go well for him, and the battle ended without incident, and Borhel managed to wrest control of one of the statues away from the fanatic in the end, and now he has two giant constructs at his command, which he has named Jason Todd and Tim Drake. Because he's apparently Batman That's where we pick up at the start of yesterday's session. Not much I'd personally consider highlight-worthy or all that interesting happened this time around. Also my memory may not be the most spectacular or reliable, but here goes. In the aftermath of the battle with the fanatic, Borehl set about to looting the place and relieving the (as far as the party was aware) dead fanatic of his equipment, while Renzo decided to retire for the moment, being much more injured than the rest (and because Strazio was absent). The rest of the party continued to explore the dungeon, coming across a small child who seemed to be lost and quite confused, sporting a nasty head wound from falling ice in the catacombs. She introduced herself as Ilse and the group told her to stick close as they continued their quest within the dungeon. EDIT: I forgot that before meeting with Ilse, the group came across a strange looking wall (it may have been a secret door :iiam: ) that they collectively failed to Perception well enough to notice anything. Ryner tried Detect Magic but it availed him none. They quickly gave up and moved on. After a moment more of exploring, and dodging falling ice, the party stumbled upon a small pack of giant ice rats, which they dispatched without incident or trouble of any degree. It was actually hilarious how quickly they disposed of them. At least two of them were just insta-killed in one hit. Moving on they came to a simple room, seemingly empty save for some armor laid out as decoration. A switch lay in the middle of the room. Investigating it revealed it might just be important. (No one could really figure out what it did, beyond probably operating something else in the dungeon. Dice rolls hated everyone.) So naturally they pulled it. From far off in the dungeon, echoing through the icy halls, they hear the sound of something very large moving, grinding against millenia-old ice and stone. No one made a Perception check to try and figure out what it was, so :iiam: However they didn't have much time to ponder it, as the armor arrayed around the room ground to life, hefting ancient weapons of frosted dwarven steel. They engage the party in battle! It doesn't go too badly for them. The armors have very high AC (for their level) at a value of 20, making them hard for the party to hit, and they have moderately high hit points to burn through. They're capable of dishing out some decent damage, and are reasonably tough encounters. Or they would be if Borhel didn't go full-ham. Rolled a natural 20. Critical hit plus Sneak Attack damage. Armor was left barely standing. The main highlight of that battle was the tiny child cleric, with a +0 strength modifier, hitting one of the armors with her mace. And inflicting max damage. It was more than a little amusing. Jason Todd also managed to crit fail and drop its greatsword, which one of the armors picked up and proceeded to try and murder the party with. It only got two rounds with it, thankfully, or it might have done some real damage.2d6 as opposed to 1d8 can make quite the difference. Anyway, the armors went down without much incident. Party was banged up but mostly intact. They left the room, went back to exploring a bit, Borhel took a chunk of ice to the head for 4 (out of 1d12) damage, but that was a minor inconvenience to MIGHTY TIEFLING BATMAN DEANSASSIN, apparently. :Y The group next came across a small group of the Cold Legion, thawed out from their icy imprisonment ahead of schedule. They engage in battle. One of Borhel's 'acquired' constructs takes some heavy punishment, but the encounter doesn't go too badly. Ryner manages to roast one of the Cold Legion Minions alive with Burning Hands and inflict some serious damage on another. A third one did some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette and avoided damage altogether (fucking natural 20 on a DEX check). I can't really recall anything else exceptional from that encounter...though the Cold Legion Snowblade (commander of the group) had a nice sword that someone looted. The session wound down after that, and most of the group hit level 4 at this point, so it was a happy day all around. I'll scour my memories and try and recall anything interesting from previous sessions and keep a more thorough record of future ones. "Hold on a second, I have a call..."
"Yes, this is Wesker. Go ahead." 
01-17-2016, 06:59 AM
The best highlight from some shenanigans that happened tonight:
Quote:Demetri: i wish to pickpocket the warlock, who has all of the coins >.> A friend of mine who happened to be observing had this to say: "It feels like I just took waaaaay too much acid" and then I came back to this: Quote:ElFailzalot (GM): what are y'all up to now you weirdos ![[Image: kUpgBYg.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/kUpgBYg.gif)
01-17-2016, 07:04 AM
Quote:Demetri: adaammmm ganondorf took all the coins up his ass >o<
01-23-2016, 06:21 AM
Time for highlights and other assorted out of context quotes from this weekend's pre-session solo games of Dead Game.
I regrettably failed to keep a running tally of everything that came up that was worthy of some hilarity, but here is what I remember. Ganondorf Wrote:I went to find an old man. Found meteor strike and old man zombie. Killed him easily and nearly got murdered by a chest. Killed it though. Found buddies and nearly got chest murdered again. That's the first session, in a nutshell. The first chest was a mimic-lite, and Ganny murdered it fairly easily after its initial surprise attack. Looted it for some nice stuff. Met some dudes, who directed him to a merchant. Paranoid merchant noticed Ganny sneaking around without difficulty, directed him to another chest. It was trapped. Ganny ate some darts to the everything, almost died, but got more sweet loots. Went back to the merchant, reunited with his other new pals, and settled in for the night. Middle of the night: suddenly demons. They fight them off with no problems. Find another chest with more loot inside. Take it, set off into the desert to continue on their quest. Second session, they stop for the night in a canyon. Setting up for the night, a dragon-lady approaches. She is immediately trusted by everyone but one of the NPCs, due to almost everyone doing terribly on insight checks. Soon enough they stumble across a cactus-man-thing in their midst. No one is at all perturbed. "Well, while the warlock and the dragon lady are negotiating indentured servitude..." Ganondorf 'sold' a magic longsword to Odjuskriid (the aforementioned dragon lady) for 10 GP and a promise to serve him until the remainder of the debt was paid off. They never discussed when that would be. And while they were doing this, the Merchant reveals bad news. Conversing with the cactus-man reveals bad news, and a scouting trip reveals more bad news: bandits, and quite a few of 'em. They all set up a plan for ambush, which went off reasonably well. Got in the first shot. Bandits closed in, their archers attacking....and two of them dropping their bows. Merchant hit himself in the face with his own thrown weapon (crit-fails, man.) Ridiculous damage happened all around. Monk jumped down off the cliff and caved in the faces of two of the archers, and his partner shot them both down. Bandit captain managed to get through and engage Ganondorf in melee combat. "What's the worst that could happen?" One natural 20 later and Ganondorf has burned a plot point to survive with a missing hand. He retaliates by punching the bandit captain in the face with his bloody arm-stump. Then the cactus-man-thing comes in and goes fucking nuts. Green Beat Senor Cactilido • (Special Action) Desc. Senor Cactilido whirls into a spinning dervish and crashes into its target. Effect 26 | 20 vs. AC 18 Bludgeoning Damage The bandit captain, losing a third of her health in one hit, decides it might be best to retreat. She makes good progress, and almost manages to get away, before Ganondorf scales the cliff and from the bleeding stump of his arm, a ghostly hand of magical energy comes into being, and a beam of magic lances forth. From 107 feet away he Eldritch Blasts the bandit captain in the back. Natural 20. Barely enough to kill, but he deals the final blow, just as she was about to escape. And then he decides to try and find his hand. "Roll Investigation to find your hand." And he did. Merchant managed to re-attach it with healing magic. I wish I could remember more but that's all I got right now. Other people that participated may have more to add.
01-23-2016, 08:31 AM
Twas most entertaining.
01-24-2016, 03:51 AM
So this just happened...
Quote:Demetri: theres so much stuff i want to invest in skillwise but im going to stick as close to my classpect as possible
01-31-2016, 09:42 PM
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ElFailzalot, Brother Luke, Artom, Story and System are all me, providing various roles. Kalee V. is Amber, and Snow is her character, a human Life Cleric. Dark L. is, of course, DL, and Valdis is his character, a Dwarven Rogue, of the Assassin archetype. ADventuresVDO is Jams, and Music is his character, a Tiefling Lore College Bard. Jack is a player gathered off of Roll20, and Jayth is his character, a human Fighter specializing in great weapons. Weiss S. is of course Weiss, and Aska is her character, an Elven Warlock. [spoiler]ElFailzalot (GM): Alrighty. What's this about what now? Dark L.: I believe Brother Luke was about to lead us to the catacombs ElFailzalot (GM): Ah yes. Very well then. We'll just assume Aska will...stay behind to keep an eye on things, warn others away, for now. Jayth: Did our break count as a rest, or can we take the opportunity to have a rest? ElFailzalot (GM): What sort of rest? You can easily take a short rest, if you'd like. Snow: The cleric is here Jayth: I only need a short rest. But Snow might need a long one to recover spells. ElFailzalot (GM): A long rest would be several hours, You could take one, but it might not pan out the best. We can just assume you had time to take a short rest during the aftermath of dealing with Kyrus. Dark L.: We can't afford a long rest. Forlario might end up attacking us if we idle about in the lobby ElFailzalot (GM): A valid point. Jayth: Ok, quick breather it is. Alright Luke, lead the way. Brother Luke: "Last I recall, it should be in here...blasted rug might have been hiding it." Jayth: Well the "rug" has been taken care of. Kaylee V.: (I'm roleplaying as I play DnD, So, bear with me(Pun intented)) Dark L.: (That's the point XD) ADventuresVDO: proceeds to gently kick the rug Kaylee V.: (No, I'm on another site, roleplaying a chat roleplay) Valdis: Brother Luke.... Brother Luke: "Hrmm?" Valdis: I am not one to care for customs much. But since you are aiding us and you are the de facto owner of this place now, I will respect your wishes to some degree. If there is anything you don't want desecrated, let us know and we won't touch it. But that is as far as my generosity extends. Anything else is fair game for our taking. Do we have an agreement? Brother Luke: "Bah....anything left intact here has been desecrated from the moment this 'Forlario' set foot in here... Nothing left but dust and old relics. Never plan to set foot back in this place again. Take whatever you need. Payment for helping clear out the place, if it pleases you." Valdis: nods curtly Very well. Lead the way. Snow: Thank you Brother Luke. Brother Luke: Investigation (INT) Brother Luke • Ability check Result 4 | 7 Dark L.: By the way, these separate tabs for players and characters are really handy  Kaylee V.: Yes, I really like it too XD System: It takes only a moment, and Brother Luke pries up a thin sheaf of stone, blending in with the other flooring tiles, revealing a trapdoor set into the floor. ElFailzalot (GM): They really are handy. Dark L.: Must have been an easy check if he succeeded with a 4 XD ElFailzalot (GM): Well, he had Advantage since he knew exactly what he was searching for. But yes, it was a rather easy check. xD Valdis: puts away her shield on her back and equips her newly found shortsword instead Brother Luke: "And here we are..." He hauls open the hatch, with much creaking of rusty hinges and dust flying about from disturbing the ancient portal. Dark L.: So now I'm dual wielding and my AC has been reduced accordingly. Brother Luke: "Clearly Forlario hasn't been doing much in the way of coming and going. Don't blame him..." He turns to look over the rest of the group. "Anyone who's able to get a light going might want to do it. Probably not much for vision down here." Snow: "What can we expect once we get down there, Luke?" Jayth: I pull out a torch and light it. Valdis: Someone must have come up here. That bear rug and the journal weren't supposed to be here. Brother Luke: He chuckles at the mention of what to expect. "Oh, the usual... Dust, grime, old bones strewn about, vermin creeping in from who knows where....nothing pleasant." ADventuresVDO: "Can someone hand me a generic object?" Valdis: searches through her backpack and shows the rest of the party her lantern Anyone want this? I don't need it.... ADventuresVDO: "That lantern could help. I can enchant it to give it light even when it has no fuel." ElFailzalot (GM): Just give a holler when everyone's ready to head down, and I'll move y'all down to the lower level. Valdis: nods and gives the lantern to him Keep it. Jack: Ready Kaylee V.: Ready ADventuresVDO: "Thank you, friend!" Music prepares to enchant the lantern Dark L.: Also, please note in your sheet that you have a Hooded Lantern now (2 lb.) ADventuresVDO: (2 weight, right?) Snow Eira: "Aska! Keep watch by the door and warn anyone if they try to come in!" Jayth: Lead the way, Luke. ADventuresVDO: Light Music • Evocation Cantrip ElFailzalot (GM): <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Fz9OcwyP6ZY#CATACOMB_&">http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Fz9O ... CATACOMB_&</a><!-- m -->#40;_Dark_Ambient_Music_)_creepy_Horror_music Background music. ADventuresVDO: Music touches the lantern, giving it light for an hour. Brother Luke: "Alright....down we go." And he heads down the stairs, into the dankness of the catacombs below. Kaylee V.: And yes, Aska and Snow have last names now, Eira. Valdis: quietly follows suit Snow Eira: "Damn. it's darker than I thought down here" Story: Down, down, down the stairs you go. Dark and dank, and dreadfully unpleasant is the air down below. Cold as death, and still as midnight. Roll Perception, to hear what you might! Jayth: Perception (WIS) Jayth • Ability check Result 11 | 6 Dark L.: Hahahahaha. Someone's been using the Storyteller avatar =D ElFailzalot (GM): Yes, yes I am. It is appropriate. Snow Eira: Perception (WIS) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 21 | 23 Dark L.: I know. I was the one who gave the Storyteller that avie. XD Brother Luke: Perception (WIS) Brother Luke • Ability check Result 20 | 11 Valdis: Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 16 | 7 ADventuresVDO: Perception (WIS) Music • Ability check Result 6 | 9 Kaylee V.: I HEAR EVERYTHING Story: Everyone but the bard hears it as they descend: low groaning voices, if they can be called that. The slight shuffle of atrophied limbs and dumb, mindless thought focused only toward their simple orders to guide them. There were Undead here, as well. And many of them. Brother Luke: "I'm really not liking what I'm hearing down here..." Snow Eira quickly lit one of her torches to help get more light. Snow Eira: "Neither do I Luke. Looks like we're in for some fighting." ADventuresVDO: Still holding his magically lit lantern, Music wonders why everyone seems so unsettled. Valdis: draws both of her shortswords ElFailzalot (GM): There's a torch you can control, Snow. Move it around as needed. Kaylee V.: Thank you. System: Everyone may advance or take whatever action they see fit. Snow Eira puts away her shield, on her back, and carries the torch in her now free hand, holding her mace in the other. Jack: Following Luke down the corridor to make space for those behind me. Kaylee V.: Is there a way I can attach the torch to my token? Dark L.: By the way, Valdis has Darkvision Snow Eira: "I'll watch our backs, make sure nothing flanks us." ADventuresVDO: Same with Music. ElFailzalot (GM): Aye, it's already marked in your sight ranges. Story: Everyone can see it now, as torches flare to light. A zombie, slowly shuffling forward, arms outstretched in its mindless hunger. Music: Music suddenly realizes why everyone is so unsettled System: Roll for initiative. Jayth: Initiative Jayth Initiative 18 Music: Initiative Music Initiative 10 Dark L.: Are they already aware of us? Brother Luke: Initiative Brother Luke Initiative 22 Snow Eira: Initiative Snow Eira Initiative 4 Welp, good thing I'm in the back ElFailzalot (GM): They are aware of you, yes. Valdis: Initiative Valdis Initiative 15 System: rolling 1d20-2 (2)-2= 0 Kaylee V.: Um, zombie dies? XD System: And with that; combat begins. Brother Luke: He charges forward across the short distance between himself and the zombie, his spear stabbing forward to strike at the zombie's center of mass. Spear Brother Luke • (Normal Action) Desc. Brother Luke thrusts with his spear. Effect 19 | 23 vs. AC 9 Piercing damage. Story: The blow strikes home, punching a hole through the decrepit figure of the zombie, black ichor-like blood oozing slowly from the wound. System: Jayth's turn. Jack: I move up and attack the same zombie as Luke went for. Greatsword Jayth • Melee attack Attack 21 | 15 vs AC Damage 11 Slashing Kaylee V.: Snow currently has 16 AC btw, no shield. Story: The zombie suffers a devastating blow across the torso, staggering and slowly crumpling to the ground. It convulses for a moment... System: rolling 1d20+3 (17)+3= 20 Story: ....and slowly hauls itself back to its feet. System: Valdis's turn. Dark L.: Right. I presume the zombies can see us? Snow Eira: "Damn, this might be tougher than we thought it would be" Brother Luke: "Things are never easy when dealing with undead!" Snow Eira: "Valid point." Kaylee V.: I would say so DL ElFailzalot (GM): Yes, the zombies can see you. Music: Music nods in the distance ElFailzalot (GM): You DO have the only light source down here; kind of hard to be missed, even for something as stupid as zombies. Dark L.: Ok ADventuresVDO: I tried to use my cantrip "Light" to light this lantern. Did I do it wrong? ElFailzalot (GM): No. Valdis: Valdis sighs, noting there was no way to handle this in a stealthy manner. Marking the nearest target for death, she charges forth. (Uses her Assassinate ability and uses Dash as her bonus action) (Moves double speed towards her target) Kaylee V.: The area seems to be very enclosed Jams. System: Very well. Make your attack. Dark L.: Can she be at that spot? I can't tell if it's an invalid position ElFailzalot (GM): It's fine. Valdis: +1 Shortsword Valdis • Melee attack Attack 17 | 11 vs AC Damage 6 Piercing ElFailzalot (GM): Alrighty. How does Assassinate work, again? Is it an auto-crit? Valdis: Vou have advantage on attack rolls against any creature that hasn't taken a turn in the combat yet. In addition, any hit you score against a creature that is surprised is a criticai hit. ElFailzalot (GM): Ah, so it's just advantage. Alright. Then go ahead and roll for your Sneak Attack damage. Dark L.: So I roll an extra 1d6? ElFailzalot (GM): 2d6 Dark L.: Oh, so you're not counting the above roll? Ok ElFailzalot (GM): I am. Valdis: rolling 2d6 (1+6)= 7 Story: The zombie is struck yet again, another wound marring its decaying form. It stumbles back against the wall, a long, rattling breath hissing from it... System: rolling 1d20+3 (4)+3= 7 Story: ...but the last vestiges of false life granted it by necromancy fade and it slumps down into a once again lifeless heap. Dark L.: Ok, that ends my turn System: Music's turn. Dark L.: I'll brb. Music: Music gets as close as he can, then patiently waits for Snow to move out of the way. ElFailzalot (GM): You can move through allies. Jack: You should be able to move through people's spaces. Just not end there. ADventuresVDO: But that would be rude. Kaylee V.: Such a gentleman ADventuresVDO: Music gets as close as he can and stops, seeing as there isn't much for him to do at the moment. System: Snow's turn. Dark L.: Ok, I'm back. Alright, I didn't keep anyone waiting. =) Kaylee V.: Snow can't see ahead of the fallen zombie, is anyone hurt? Jack: Not enough to be worth a spell. Kaylee V.: What can be seen ahead? Can anyone tell me? ADventuresVDO: More zombies. Jack: Narrow corrider, with zombies. Kaylee V.: Ok, noww I see ElFailzalot (GM): In the grim darkness of the Agrepia Catacombs...there is only more zombies. Dark L.: Hey, Adam, does Roll20 automatically add the modifiers from atribute? I'm not sure if it actually took Strength into account in that last attack. *attributes ElFailzalot (GM): It does. Dark L.: Ok Snow Eira aims for the distant zombie with her sacred flame. Dark L.: Oh wait, I mean damage Does it take into account for damage? Snow Eira: Sacred Flame Snow Eira • Evocation Cantrip Class Cleric Comp. V, S Cast Time 1 action Duration instant Target/AoE Range 60ft Save DC 13 DEX Damage 5 Save success No damage. Spell Description Flame-like radiance descends on a creature that Snow can see within range. The target must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 radiant damage. The target gains no benefit from cover for this saving throw. ElFailzalot (GM): It does. Dark L.: Ok Story: The zombie stares at the radiant light as it descends upon it... System: rolling 1d20-2 (3)-2= 1 Story: .....and fails wondrously at dodging it. Kaylee V.: My luck will run out some day. System: The zombies' turn. Story: The nearest of the zombies shuffles forward almost eagerly, lifting its emaciated arms to strike at Brother Luke. System: rolling 1d20+3 (14)+3= 17 Story: It does not manage to land a solid blow. Dark L.: Woah....go Brother Luke. Kaylee V.: AAAAACCCCCCC Story: The remaining zombies all shuffle slowly forward. System: Brother Luke's turn. Snow Eira: . Snow Eira is now aware of their numbers. Brother Luke: He wastes no time and simply jabs upward with his spear, going straight for the throat of the zombie right before him. Spear Brother Luke • (Normal Action) Desc. Brother Luke thrusts with his spear. Effect 9 | 16 vs. AC 11 Piercing damage. Story: The zombie now sports the latest in fashion from Impaled Throats TM System: Jayth's turn. Jack: I'll move in beside Luke and attack. Jayth: Greatsword Jayth • Melee attack Attack 15 | 11 vs AC Damage 8 Slashing Story: Another large wound is torn across the zombie's torso, sending it staggering, but it remains in fighting shape. System: Valdis's turn. Kaylee V.: If I wish can I slap the torxh on the wall between my turn? Dark L.: Out of curiosity, can I make my movement in steps or does it have to be just one single motion? ElFailzalot (GM): You can toss it on the ground somewhere. You can make your movement however you like. Dark L.: ok Valdis: Bypassing Jayth, Valdis looks around for other targets Stumbling upon a zombie, she wastes no time attacking it with both her weapons Snow Eira places the torch on the ground, where no leaking water has dripped down and grabs hold of her quarterstaff with two hands. ElFailzalot (GM): Not until your turn, Snow. Valdis: (Melee Attack as a regular action and a Secondary Attack as a bonus action) ElFailzalot (GM): Alright. Make your attack. Kaylee V.: Alright. Valdis: +1 Shortsword Valdis • Melee attack Attack 21 | 13 vs AC Damage 9 Piercing ElFailzalot (GM): And the second one. Dark L.: Disregard the attribute bonus for this one Valdis: Shortsword Valdis • Melee attack Attack 7 | 9 vs AC Damage 5 Piercing ElFailzalot (GM): Easily done, as that one doesn't connect. Dark L.: XD I realise System: Music's turn. Dark L.: Did the previous one connect, though? ElFailzalot (GM): The first one did, yes. Dark L.: kk ADventuresVDO: Did I ever retrieve my dagger from the zombie I threw it at? ElFailzalot (GM): We'll say you did. ADventuresVDO: Alright then. Dark L.: By the way, I just realised...did we not regain any HP from our short rest? Do we have to specifically specify that we want to regain HP? Music: Music tries to get at the zombie, squeezing through Snow and Brother Luke as subtly as possible ElFailzalot (GM): You expend your available hit die to regain health during a short rest. Music: Rapier Music • Melee attack Attack 11 | 11 vs AC Damage 5 Piercing Story: A new wound is punched through the zombie's body, oozing more of its disgusting pseudo-blood. It draws a rattling breath... System: rolling 1d20+3 (1)+3= 4 Story: ....and that breath was its last, the foul imitation of life that brought it back from the grave deserting it. Music: Music looks pleased with his rather mediocre success System: Snow's turn. Kaylee V.: So my spiritual weapon isn't prepared? System: You haven't cast the spell yet, so no, it is not. Kaylee V.: So, can I not use it then? ElFailzalot (GM): ......yes? Kaylee V.: Im not sure I undersyand the prepared stuff. Snow Eira readies her quarterstaff, incase one of the beasts decides to charge her and casts spiritual Ax on the furthest zombie, Snow Eira: Spiritual Weapon Snow Eira • Evocation Level 1 Class Not Set Comp. V, S Cast Time 1 bonus actiion Duration 1 minute Target/AoE Range 60ft Damage 4 Force Spell Description Snow creates a floating, spectral Axe within range that lasts for the duration or until you cast this spell again. When you cast the spell, you can make a melee spell attack against a creature within 5 feet of the weapon. On a hit, the target takes force damage equal to 1d8 + your spellcasting ability modifier. As a bonus action on your turn, you can move the weapon up to 20 feet and repeat the attack against a creature within 5 feet of it. ElFailzalot (GM): Make an attack roll. Kaylee V.: Just realized its a bonus action Snow Eira: While also using guiding bolt Jack: Can't cast two spells in a round. Kaylee V.: Shite, sorry ElFailzalot (GM): Make an attack roll for the axe. Kaylee V.: rolling 1d8+3 (4)+3= 7 ElFailzalot (GM): .......no. 1d20+3 Kaylee V.: Gah ElFailzalot (GM): attack =/= damage Kaylee V.: 1d20+3 Fuck Sorry rolling 1d20+3 (2)+3= 5 ElFailzalot (GM): Swiiiiiing and a miss. Kaylee V.: I can still attack though? ElFailzalot (GM): No. That was your attack. Kaylee V.: Oh, okay XD Snow will remain where she is System: The zombies' turn. Dark L.: Son of a dog. I hope I don't get hit twice for 20 damage XO Kaylee V.: I wont let you Die link Story: The zombies all shuffle forward aggressively. One of them swings a blow at Jayth. System: rolling 1d20+3 (5)+3= 8 Jack: Miss Story: A very, very ineffectual blow. The remaining two assault Valdis. System: rolling 1d20+3 (8)+3= 11 Dark L.: Miss System: rolling 1d20+3 (18)+3= 21 Dark L.: AGH System: rolling 2d6+1 (1+1)+1= 3 Dark L.: Phew Kaylee V.: DL's luck Story: The zombie flails aggressively, but mostly ineffectually, only slightly battering the skilled (or lucky) assassin. System: Brother Luke's turn. Brother Luke: Once again wastes no time for anything but the basics, and strikes out with another stab at the nearest zombie. Spear Brother Luke • (Normal Action) Desc. Brother Luke thrusts with his spear. Effect 19 | 23 vs. AC 10 Piercing damage. Kaylee V.: Los Tiburon of spears. System: Jayth's turn. ElFailzalot (GM): Brother Luke is a mighty man. Jack: I'll attack the zombie that ever so kindly put itself in my range. Jayth: Greatsword Jayth • Melee attack Attack 19 | 9 vs AC Damage 16 Slashing Kaylee V.: Damn Jayth: Say hello to my little friend! Story: The zombie's arm goes sailing away into the darkness, the blow severing it cleanly, and leaving a gash that exposes several of its ribs. It keels wildly to one side... System: rolling 1d20+3 (6)+3= 9 Dark L.: I believe ya.....BUT MY GREATSWORD DON'T! Story: ....but falls and goes still. Jack: And I'm going to move up. Done System: Valdis's turn. Dark L.: Can I make an attack and then decide whether to use my bonus action for another attack? Kaylee V.: We haven't taken any severe damage just yet XD Dark L.: See what the consequences of the original attack are ElFailzalot (GM): You can. Dark L.: Ok Kaylee V.: Brb, bathroom brreak for me Valdis: Angered by the nasty bruise she received, one of many she suffered in her life, she strikes at the foul creature she attacked before +1 Shortsword Valdis • Melee attack Attack 21 | 14 vs AC Damage 8 Piercing Story: A clean hit. The zombie jerks back from the initial impact, but seems mostly unfazed by the blow. Valdis: With her success, Valdis dares yet another blow (bonus action for Secondary Attack) Shortsword Valdis • Melee attack Attack 18 | 6 vs AC Damage 8 Piercing Story: Another clean hit! This time the zombie definitely feels it, staggering back... Weiss S.: here guys System: rolling 1d20+3 (5)+3= 8 Weiss S.: sorry for lateness Story: ...and letting out a death rattle as it collapses, once again truly lifeless. Dark L.: My turn is done Hey, Weiss ElFailzalot (GM): Better late than never, Weiss! Weiss S.: what did I miss? Dark L.: We rationalised that you stayed behind to warn anyone incoming ElFailzalot (GM): Eh, zambie killin'. Kaylee V.: We've moved to the basement ElFailzalot (GM): Gimme a sec and I'll move ya down to join in. 'Ere ya go. System: Music's turn. Weiss S.: oh Kaylee V.: Weiss needs to roll for intiative. Weiss S.: great view from here Music: Music tries to jab his rapier into another zombie. ElFailzalot (GM): Narrow hallways down here in the catacombs. Music: Rapier Music • Melee attack Attack 7 | 5 vs AC Damage 3 Piercing Kaylee V.: Perception (WIS) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 10 | 10 (Do I notice Aska come down?) Weiss S.: won't let me roll for initiative Dark L.: Click on the token Story: The zombie twitches, its undeath making its limbs unsteady, and the rapier narrowly misses its mark. Dark L.: It won't do so until you do Music: Music looks disappointed with his rather mediocre failure ElFailzalot (GM): You do not notice anything, Snow. Kaylee V.: Okay System: Snow's turn. Weiss S.: Initiative Aska Initiative 22 riiight sorry, my bad Dark L.: Kaboom KABOOM Nice roll, Weiss ElFailzalot (GM): Daaaaamn. Snow Eira moves to engage the Zombie from the other side with her quarterstaff. Weiss S.: oh wait ain't that max Initiative I just got Dark L.: Yes. You'll be first on the next turn Snow Eira: Quarterstaff Snow Eira • Melee attack Attack 14 | 22 vs AC Damage 5 Bludgeoning Story: The zombie is rather soundly bonked upside the head. System: The zombie's turn. Story: The zombie rounds on the one who just bonked it, and strikes out with a backhanded clubbing of its arm. System: rolling 1d20+3 (17)+3= 20 Snow Eira: Fuck System: rolling 2d6+1 (4+5)+1= 10 Dark L.: ouch Kaylee V.: Damn, that thing just took half my health Music: brb headed to the store. Dark L.: Remember that you can use Disengage as a bonus action, in case you need to pull back to safety Story: The zombie is mighty; its decaying form may look weak, but magic is deceptive. It strikes like a whip, nearly knocking the cleric silly. ElFailzalot (GM): Disengage is actually a Standard action. System: Aska's turn. Jack: It's only a bonus action for you DL Dark L.: Oh, right XD Silly me sorry Still If you only intend to pull back Weiss S.: my turn, hmm? Dark L.: It's better than dying ElFailzalot (GM): Disengage is still good as an emergency "ABORT, ABORT" button. Weiss S.: I guess I'll roll a perception check to find out what's going on so I can find out what we're fighting and where Perception (WIS) Aska • Ability check Result 22 | 24 Kaylee V.: God damn Slow down Aska. Story: Aska can tell quite easily what is going on. Zombies is what's going on, and just a short ways down the hallway. Kaylee V.: Them amazing rolls are going off the charts, save them for your attack rolls XD Dark L.: Is this going to be a thing this campaign? Where anyone who shows up late starts rolling like a god? ElFailzalot (GM): It might be. xD Kaylee V.: No Dark L.: First it was Snow with her one-shot of the bear rug and breaking the wooden door cleanly off And now this Kaylee V.: It's just the Eira Sisters Weiss S.: alright with that perception roll can I figure out where to move so that I can see and thus target the zombies? ElFailzalot (GM): You could just move down the hall. They're like right there. Kaylee V.: Hey, Adam Weiss S.: I can't even tell where the hall is Kaylee V.: I set down the torch behind Luke Weiss S.: I have like this incredibly tiny sliver of vision ElFailzalot (GM): You're in the hall. What you can see is the hall. Weiss S.: alright well I mnove up[ this much and can finalyl kinda see a zombie Kaylee V.: Should be tight there right* Weiss S.: like, before here my field of vision was smaller than my avatar ElFailzalot (GM): Can't really expect to see through walls. Weiss S.: like a tootpick Dark L.: Yeah, these catacombs are kind of insane with the limited FOV XD ElFailzalot (GM): Spooky limited FOV. Weiss S.: alright, can I fire an eldritch bolt at this zombie? ElFailzalot (GM): You can. Weiss S.: alright Eldritch Blast Aska • Evocation Cantrip Attack 25 | 8 vs AC Damage 4 Force Crit Additional 10 damage Spell Description A beam of crackling energy streaks toward a creature within range. ElFailzalot (GM): GOD DAMN SLOW DOWN Kaylee V.: EIRA SISTERS Weiss S.: I mean... sorry? Dark L.: Kaboom KABOOM ElFailzalot (GM): These rolls, ma. God damn. xD Weiss S.: I swear to god I am not cheating Dark L.: It is the 'coming in late' blessing. Weiss S.: This happens when it's funniest when it comes to games I play Story: The crackling bolt of energy seems to come out of nowhere, searing the zombie's arm clean off. Dark L.: That's certainly one way to make an entrance XD Snow Eira: "Aska!" Snow winced in pain to her recent wound. "Perfect timing!" Brother Luke: Not even casting a look back at the source of the unexpected bolt of energy, Brother Luke merely hefts his spear, takes a step to the side to line up his aim, and hurls it at the remaining zombie. Spear Throw Brother Luke • (Normal Action) Desc. Brother Luke hurls his spear. Effect 17 | 10 vs. AC 7 Piercing damage. Story: The spear impacts the decrepit corpse with a faint thwack, sending it stumbling back... System: rolling 1d20+3 (8)+3= 11 Story: ...and it falls to the ground in a lifeless heap, once again completely dead. Dark L.: Out of curiosity, how much do zombies have to roll to get back up? System: Encounter over; VICTORY. Weiss S.: "Snow..." Aska breathed in a low tone, noticing her injury. "...Bastard." Aska spat at the lifeless corpse. Dark L.: I thought it was 10, but apparently not ElFailzalot (GM): The DC for their Undead Fortitude is 5 + the damage of the hit that 'kills' them. Dark L.: Ah, k Thank you Kaylee V.: So he barely missed it ElFailzalot (GM): Of course, critical hits and Radiant damage ignore their Undead Fortitude entirely. Valdis: "There is certain to be many more. We must proceed with care." "I will take point." Brother Luke: "Caution is ever the order of the day..." Snow Eira moves to Aska Jayth: Lead on. Snow Eira: "I will cover our backs." Valdis: nods and stealthily proceeds forward, looking around for anything suspect Stealth (DEX) Valdis • Ability check Result 17 | 20 Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 9 | 11 Snow Eira: "Aska, I assume you hear the fight from above and came to help?" She whispered to her sister. Story: Creeping forward, you don't notice anything all that out of place, given the environs. It is damp and musty, and everything is covered in dust and grime, making it hard to tell what may or may not be suspect. Valdis: rummaging through her backpack, Valdis takes out her mirror and peeks around the corner with it (Not sure if I have to do a roll for this or not) Weiss S.: Aska avoids Snow's eyes slightly at the comment. "Something like that." She responds, walking just in front of snow ElFailzalot (GM): Where are you looking? Valdis: (to the right) ElFailzalot (GM): Over here? Valdis: (yes) Snow Eira turns to around to inspect the parties rear. Snow Eira: Perception (WIS) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 14 | 10 Story: Checking around the corner, Valdis doesn't see much. Just another hallway curving away, though seeming to be in slightly better shape, as if it were carved out of the rock more carefully so long ago. Kaylee V.: Was I the only one who wondered what this corridor led to? Story: Looking back behind the party, Snow sees a side passage leading off of the main path. A faint glow of light can be seen from it. Valdis: Sneaking to the other side, she checks around the other corner as well ElFailzalot (GM): Up here, Valdis? Valdis: (yes) Snow Eira squints at the light. Story: Checking the other side, you see another set of large doors, seemingly carved out of the same stone as the surrounding walls. They stand soundly closed. Snow Eira: "What could that be?" She whispered to herself. System: Snow roll Survival. Snow Eira: Survival (WIS) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 12 | 22 Story: The color of them throws you off for a moment, but it isn't too hard to piece together that the light is that of a fire, probably a large torch or....campfire? Valdis: Nodding to herself, Valdis puts away the mirror and proceeds further ahead carefully Snow Eira too curious for her own good, Snow decides to slowly, and quietly check the corridor. Snow Eira: Stealth (DEX) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 13 | 18 System: Valdis and Jayth, roll Arcana. Jayth: Arcana (INT) Jayth • Ability check Result 5 | 13 Valdis: Arcana (INT) Valdis • Ability check Result 3 | 13 Kaylee V.: What in the literal hell is that? Dark L.: Well, that went swell XD Kaylee V.: Dude System: As Snow moves along the side passage, she catches sight of a large brazier, burning brightly with blue flames. Story: Valdis and Jayth both get a strange feeling of something bad behind the door, but can't tell if it's just unease from the entire situation or something more sinister. Snow Eira: "What the hell?" She whispered quietly to herself. Snow checks for anything suspicious before moving in. Insight (WIS) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 11 | 13 Valdis: In spite of her suspicions, Valdis examines the door for any traps Snow Eira: Or would that be a perception check?) Valdis: Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 16 | 8 Story: Aside from the general oddity of the blue torch, Snow can't find anything out of the ordinary about the room. Snow Eira decides the small room seems alright to move into and proceeds to the brazier. Story: Examining the door closely, Valdis can see there is in fact a trap on it. A rather obvious one, but likely intentionally made that way. As Snow draws near, the light of the torch flares up for a moment, before the faint sound of footsteps sound from back the way she just came. Kaylee V.: ARTOM Snow Eira quickly turn to Artom upon the sound of footsteps. Artom: "Many greetings to you, prospective new friend. Artom is always ready to provide supplies to adventurers, regardless of location." Valdis: "The door is rigged.....and I suspect something sinister is hidden behind it." Snow Eira: "A-Artom? You're a merchant?" Artom: The odd, cloaked man makes a gesture resembling a bow. "This is correct. Artom is merchant, travelling this world and many others." ElFailzalot (GM): As a side note, I think we lost Weiss. Snow Eira: "Do you know anything about this place? Perhaps what this flame might be?" Snow pointed to the brazier. Dark L.: If he doesn't come back, we can just explain it as Aska seeing we're ok and going back to warn any visitors. *she Brother Luke: Slowly marching up at the mention of a trap, he looks somewhat perturbed. "I don't really recall there being any traps in this place...kind of went against our whole creed." Kaylee V.: Yeah, I would've assumed that she would have gone with snow, or not let her go. Artom: "Eeeeh, Artom is only visitor, cannot provide information, sadly. As for flame..." He shrugs. "Is how we mark shops where Artom is from." Kaylee V.: Btw, I'm very blind to everything else right now, guys and Artom is talking to me XD Valdis: 'Whoever put it in place was being deliberate...almost like they wanted it to be found.' Brother Luke: He just grunts in irritation. "That just has to be good news." Snow Eira: "So, this fire is only here for you? I'm not sure I can believe that." Artom: "Believing is not required. Does not make fact any less true." Snow Eira: Snow, still suspicious of this new character, keeps her distance. "Okay, what kind of merchandise do you have then? Valdis: Out of curiosity, Valdis inspects the door for any cracks or heyholes through which she could gleem what is on the other side Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 13 | 15 Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 8 | 15 (woops) Artom: "Artom has many supplies for keeping self safe in places like this. Potions, various items for to keep enemies under control." Snow Eira: "Keeping enemies under control?" Story: Looking carefully over the door, there is a faint crack where the two doors meet that it might be possible to see through. Valdis: Carefully, Valdis takes a peek Artom: "This is what Artom said, yes. Tangling them up, slowing them down, keeping them at bay, distracting them. Make them not be attacking you for a moment." Valdis: (Do I have to roll Perception again?) ElFailzalot (GM): (Nah, you're good.) ADventuresVDO: Sorry 'bout that, I make my return. Snow Eira: "What is this item you talk about that will distract them? ElFailzalot (GM): That is what you're able to see, Valdis. Valdis: Noticing some sort of creature inside, Valdis attempts to tell what it might be Dark L.: What would be the roll here? ElFailzalot (GM): Intelligence. Valdis: INT saving throw Valdis INT save 18 | 4 Artom: From within what seems to be a small pouch at his belt, Artom produces a small stone covered with golden runes. "This. Throw it, makes very loud boom. Good for distracting. And parties." Kaylee V.: I just noticed Snow has no money. Story: It appears to be a heavily mutated or twisted example of one, but after a moment Valdis determines the creature right before the door to be a Ghoul. Kaylee V.: Would I be able to trade him? ElFailzalot (GM): You may certainly try. Valdis: Stepping away, Valdis nods to herself 'My hunch was correct. There is some sort of unusual ghoul waiting just behind the door.' Snow Eira: "I seem a bit peckish on my gold, could I offer you a trade for a gently used mace?" ADventuresVDO: (Frick, gotta go eat. Brb again...) Snow Eira: Persuasion (CHA) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 17 | 4 ADventuresVDO: Music snaps out of his daydreams and catches up to the group. He promptly falls on his face and breaks his lute, then spends so-n'-so minutes grieving over it. Artom: Artom looks thoughtful for a moment, as if weighing his options, looking at the stone in his hand. "Artom is generous today. Will trade you for mace. Three for one." He fishes another two of the odd stones out of his pouch and holds them out to Snow. Weiss S.: I am sorry my internet decided to go off for a few minutes Snow Eira reaches into her pack and hands Artom the mace, in exchange for the stones. Weiss S.: what'd I miss? Kaylee V.: Snow kind of just walked off into the darkness, and no one has noticed it yet XD Artom: Artom takes the mace and looks it over appraisingly, before nodding to himself and setting it aside. "Is good to be helping travelers." And he hands over the stones. System: Snow has acquired three Thunderstones. Dark L.: We also checked the doorway and Valdis reported that it's trapped and there's a weird, mutated type of Ghoul behind it. Kaylee V.: I'd like to use that to evolve my eevee please Jayth: Do you want to attempt to get through that door Valdis or go further down this tunnel? System: The thunderstone creates a deafening bang that is treated as a sonic attack. Each creature within a 10-foot-radius spread must make a DC 10 Constitution save or be deafened for (6 - Constitution bonus) minutes. A deafened creature, in addition to the obvious effects, takes disadvantage on the first round of initiative and has a 20% chance to miscast and lose any spell with a verbal component that it tries to cast during the duration of the deafness. Since you don’t need to hit a specific target, you can simply aim at a particular 5-foot square. Treat the target square as AC 5. Valdis: Valdis tries to remember how strong Ghouls are (Is that another Int check?) ElFailzalot (GM): Yes it is. Dark L.: Also, do I use (Unskilled INT check)? Using the Save roll probably isn't accurate. ElFailzalot (GM): Oh yes, use the unskilled variant. Snow Eira: "Thank you Artom, I believe these will be beneficial to our travels." She slips the stones into her pocket. Valdis: Unskilled (INT) Valdis • Ability check Result 10 | 3 Artom: Artom just nods his head. "Artom will be here for short while longer yet, if there is anything else you are needing." Story: It's been a while since Valdis has come across hide or hair of anything Ghoul-related, but...she's fairly certain they're nasty customers. Probably a deadly fight for the average person. But no one among their group is quite 'average'. Snow Eira: "I don't think I have anything else to trade you...but I am badly injured...you think you could spare a health potion to save a life?" Kaylee V.: Snow is attempting it Persuasion (CHA) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 5 | 13 Aw Artom: Artom just stares at Snow for roughly a minute. Then he lets out a faint laugh, and steps forward, lifting one hand. Cure Light Wounds Artom • (Normal Action) Desc. Artom places his hand over the wound and channels a weak aura of healing magic. Effect Restores 8 Health. Snow Eira: Snow flinches at first, but then realizes that he is casting a healing spell. Artom: "Potions expensive. Take time to make. Magic, not so much." Valdis: 'I do not know. From what little I know of the matter, Ghouls are vicious foes. If it is alone, all of us combines could probably take it down. However, I cannot help but suspect that whoever set this trap is counting on us being overconfident. There could be more in store behind this door...' Jayth: Corridor it is then. Snow Eira: "Th-Thank you, Artom. I will definately recommend travellers to you" Valdis: 'Brother Luke, your thoughts?' Artom: "Ohohohoho. Recommendations of business is very good thing for merchant. Artom thanks you." He steps back to make room toward the exit. Snow Eira branches off to return to the group. She had strayed for several minutes now, and hoped they hadn't left her behind. Brother Luke: "Hmm....." He sinks deep into thought for a moment. "....if it was just a ghoul, I've no doubt all of us could handle it fairly easily...but it's never just a ghoul...ghouls are intelligent and can still think and plan...it's either waiting there for someone to try and get through the trap, or it's deliberately herding us off down this side passage." Kaylee V.: Adam, plus 8 health please. :3 ElFailzalot (GM): You can edit that yourself, y'know. Kaylee V.: Oh I did not XD Dark L.: I didn't edit my own HP when I was hit. Should I do so now? ElFailzalot (GM): Yes. Kaylee V.: XD Dark L.: Done Kaylee V.: Artom is such a boss dude ElFailzalot (GM): Right as rain. Artom is the best. Kaylee V.: I should've persuaded him to help ElFailzalot (GM): I was going to be very disappointed if no one went to see him. xD Valdis: Valdis sighs: 'Well, I can at least scout ahead for any danger in the side passage.' Kaylee V.: I'm the looter, gotta look EVERYWHERE Or it'll bug me insanely. ElFailzalot (GM): Heh. A good mentality to have. Brother Luke: "Scouting ahead is never a bad course of action." Valdis: Nods and resumes carefully ahead. Snow Eira: Still kind of weirded out about the merchants choice of business partake, Snow returns to the group to explain the events that occured while they inspected the door. Valdis: Takes out her handy mirror and checks around the corner again to the right Story: As Valdis moves on ahead, she finds the tunnel shortly takes on a much more professional cast, rough, nearly eroded stairs cut into the stone leading down a gentle incline. Kaylee V.: Dang, we keep losing Weiss Story: Around the corner, there appears to be a fairly large room, with a number of raised platforms covered in bones, all but decayed to dust by now, and a single shaft of silvery light from the by-now risen moon shining down through a hole in the ceiling. Valdis: Knowing the age old stories of 'spooky scary skeletons', Valdis tries to tell if the bones might come to life Weiss S.: I'm here Story: It's a fair bet that given their condition, even if these bones DID come to life they wouldn't be doing much. There's barely half of a complete skeleton in each pile of bones. Weiss S.: I just am waiting on everything to occur Kaylee V.: (Btw, Snow did tell everyone what happened just a moment ago. Aska is probably the only one who heard her though) Weiss S.: Aska is the type to hang back ADventuresVDO: Back again. ElFailzalot (GM): 'guys i just met this really weird merchant-guy hanging around in these catacombs.' Kaylee V.: Yep, that's about the sum of it. Valdis: Valdis puts away the mirror. Standing back up, she listens to Snow's story and replied: 'Merchant...here?' Snow Eira: "Yes, I found a corridor we missed. There was a brazier there and he appear out of thin air behind me." Valdis: Not sure what to think of someone who decides to set up shop in underground catacombs, she just sighs and takes it in stride. 'If anyone need merchant, go now.' ElFailzalot (GM): Valdis ain't got time for this shit. xD Valdis: 'Afterwards, I'll lead on ahead.' Dark L.: More like she has nothing to buy/sell right now. XD Kaylee V.: Snow got free healing XD Dark L.: What she needs the most right now is something like a Bag of Holding/Harwey's Handy Haversack and that's out of her price range right now. Kaylee V.: Does everyone still have their Temp health? ElFailzalot (GM): For the moment. Kaylee V.: Okay Valdis: 'Anyone going?' the dwarf comments, her stern eyes telling them to make up their mind already. Jayth: No time. Snow Eira: "I already conviened with this Artom fellow. Got something useful as well." Weiss S.: Aska shakes her head "I've neither the valuables nor the need." Valdis: 'Brother Luke?' Brother Luke: "Bah, no need for anything." Valdis: Valdis doesn't know herself why she is being so uncharacteristically courteous, but she figures any additional supplies would be helpful to their cause. Afterwards, she simply nods and decides to forge on ahead, paying attention to anything unusual. Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 4 | 4 Story: Valdis momentarily goes blind. Valdis: 'AGHHHH' Kaylee V.: Im dying XD Valdis: Valdis rubs her eyes fevereshly, trying to regain her sight. ElFailzalot (GM): <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMscFUwdNuc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMscFUwdNuc</a><!-- m --> Story: The sudden blindness passes after only a few moments. Snow Eira keeps an eye on the door, to make sure nothing comes through when they aren't looking. Valdis: Angered by the sudden sensation, Valdis blinks a number times and attempts to regain her focus. She looks into the room ahead, looking for any enemies or traps Perception (WIS) Valdis • Ability check Result 21 | 13 Kaylee V.: There you go XD Story: Looking into the room, there appears to be nothing out of the ordinary, aside from a thin layer of mist close to the ground. Valdis: Turning to her companions, she asks them: 'Anyone know about magic?' Snow Eira: "Well, I know a few spells for healing, and few to attack but that's about it." Valdis: 'There is a mist in the other room. See if it is arcane in nature.' Snow Eira: "Alright, let me take a look." (What roll?) ElFailzalot (GM): Arcana. Snow Eira: Fuck, that's not good Arcana (INT) Snow Eira • Ability check Result 19 | 3 ... ElFailzalot (GM): Nailed it. Dark L.: But THAT is XD Snow Eira: (I'm down to 100mb of data) Story: It's a little fuzzy...the arcane arts are definitely not Snow's area of expertise. But a spark of divine insight informs her: this mist is most definitely not of normal origin. It is clearly magical in nature. Snow Eira: "It's definitely not natural, that much is apparent." Valdis: Nodding gratefully to Snow, Valdis responds: 'I could throw something in the room and see what happens. Of course, it might also just respond to living creatures.' Snow Eira: "Hm...What if I throw my torch into the mist? "I've got more torches we can use" Valdis: Valdis nods. Not having anything she could safely throw away, she figures a torch is as good of an item to risk as any. Jack: I think we should call it a night here. Unless there's monsters in this room. Snow's low on date and it's getting late for me. ElFailzalot (GM): Welp. We lost Snow. ADventuresVDO: Oh hey, typo rhyme! Dark L.: We could just have her stay behind. But of course, that depends on whether you'd be able to continue, Jack Weiss S.: still kinda surprised I don't have arcana hmm, I haven't been much use Dark L.: You've been a good pyro  ElFailzalot (GM): Do the thing. Be more useful. :Y But yeah, this next room....there sure is something in there. That's all I'll say. Jack: No, I won't be. Need to be up on time in the morning. ElFailzalot (GM): Nothing that can't wait until next week, mind. Dark L.: Well, with two party members out, it might be best to end this session now If it was just one, I think we could have managed Jack: It'll be better with a full team next week. Later. Dark L.: Later, Jack ElFailzalot (GM): Farewell. ADventuresVDO: Alright then. I guess we're doin' this next time. ElFailzalot (GM): Done for now, that we are. Dark L.: Okay. Same time next week? ElFailzalot (GM): Aye. Weiss S.: alright, talk to you all later ADventuresVDO: Probably best. I had to leave twice (or maybe once extended), one of us was late, and maybe some etc. Dark L.: Later, Weiss Weiss S.: got a post to make still XD ADventuresVDO: Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and work on inaccurately predicting the future. Later! ElFailzalot (GM): Y'all are probably really gonna like what's in store for you in this next room. But that's for next week. Dark L.: Ok. Later.[/spoiler] "Hold on a second, I have a call..."
"Yes, this is Wesker. Go ahead."
02-07-2016, 02:54 AM
Ganondorf continues to be the nicest, most altruistic member of the party. He's literally the only Evil character. He tries to prevent fights by getting the enemy to join his (ever-increasing) band of loyal slaves. He gives people items for free and heals them with potions. The Minotaur Fighter and Dwarven Monk have already sworn life-debts to him, and the Thri-Kreen Gunslinger is not far behind. I've befriended a sentient cactus, several undead, a ranger and monk NPC, and a severely paranoid Merchant.
My hand was cut-off, so I punched a chick in the face with the bloody stump. The Thri-Kreen was literally brought back to life by my actions. Next session will be a Dance Off with a pseudo Mummy Lord for the title of Desert King.
02-07-2016, 03:09 AM
This actually happened.
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02-07-2016, 07:42 AM
Smith Wrote:Ganondorf continues to be the nicest, most altruistic member of the party. He's literally the only Evil character. He tries to prevent fights by getting the enemy to join his (ever-increasing) band of loyal slaves. He gives people items for free and heals them with potions. The Minotaur Fighter and Dwarven Monk have already sworn life-debts to him, and the Thri-Kreen Gunslinger is not far behind. I've befriended a sentient cactus, several undead, a ranger and monk NPC, and a severely paranoid Merchant. "Hey Ganondorf, don't touch that axe, it's trapped." -He grabs it- -The entire party is bathed in fire, taking 4d6 damage that we only narrowly halve due to a dex save- "I'm so nice guys." And then he had to pawn the axe off to a merchant to grab some healing potions, as the resident fighter was weakened enough by the blast to be one-shot be a Mummy. ![[Image: DarkshireDefenseBadge.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/DarkshireDefenseBadge.png) ![[Image: HerosGraveyardBadge.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/HerosGraveyardBadge.png) ![[Image: DA15Badge.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2017/07/13/DA15Badge.png)
02-07-2016, 02:06 PM
Excuse me but i have yet to be baked in fire :v i was busy checking out an awesome statue in the corner or the room
All warfare is based on deception.
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02-07-2016, 02:11 PM
*rolls to avoid fire* Crit fail
*uses hero point to reroll* Still fails *uses second hero point to reroll* Still fails *uses plot point to have ganondorf grab the 8 ft minotaur to safety*
02-07-2016, 04:16 PM
I'm going to start recording these from now on, I swear. :frog:
"Hold on a second, I have a call..."
"Yes, this is Wesker. Go ahead." 
02-07-2016, 05:43 PM
Glod's Konfusing Koan of the Week
“I don’t wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”
02-07-2016, 09:02 PM
It WAS a nice axe though.
02-08-2016, 02:30 AM
[2:26:45 AM] Gandiddly: Also, if I remember correctly, it only works on "unattended" objects. IE: not things attached to people (like beltpouches with money in them).
[2:26:52 AM] Gandiddly: It's definitely useful. [2:26:59 AM] Gandiddly: Just don't try to go crazy with it. [2:27:17 AM] Demetri: buttpouches with money in them maybe? [2:27:31 AM] Demetri: Yeah know im not using it every chance i get xD [2:27:42 AM] Gandiddly: My butt-pouch is unassailable. Los Tiburon guards its sanctity. |
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