How Cool Are You? Could YOU Be MY Sidekick?

[Takanomiya Hijiri]

Cats > Rabbits.

You just keep on tellin' yourself that.  :xd:

[China]

Rate China, m8!

[Little Rose]

-^ ^-

Et Moi~!?

[Angel Fisher]

*pounts* I could never be as cool as ebony...

[13-Jzall]

this is going to backfire

Rate me

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Probably gonna regret resurrecting this but...

China:
You're just a scary monster thing. Kinda spooky. Pretty dumb. Easy to smash. Needs more fire and darkness and shadows or something along those lines. 

In conclusion: 2.13/10 - Lame colour scheme. You're not much more than a mutated dog made out of china.

Sandy Myst:
Teleportation and a bit of time stuff, but still bland. Protecting your friends is pretty cool, but you have limited ways to do that without hurting yourself. If you became my sidekick, I wouldn't be able to cope if you took an attack for me. I can handle myself. A sidekick would be someone who could support me, not act as a meat shield.

In conclusion: 3.96/10 - I'm giving you a higher rating than I probably should for your potential. Get a shield move to protect your friends (and yourself if needed), maybe something that freezes attacks before they can hit someone. You don't have the strength for damage, but that doesn't mean you can't provide some buffs to provide some opportunities. You need more than just a couple of fancy powers to be cool. You need to do cool things with them.

Angel Fisher:
Some mind or sixth sense style powers, but otherwise you're just a weeb girl that probably annoys all the people you cling to.

In conclusion: 0.84/10 - You have some powers, you just aren't using them. You're a girl who hits like a girl and can't really do much else. You'd just get in my way. Stay safe, kiddo.

13-Jzall:
You've got some guns, some fire, an axe, and you look sorta mysterious. Red ain't really the best colour, but I guess you make it work. It'd be cooler if your cape was on fire or something like that though. And you don't even have any grenades (fire spells are cooler though).

In conclusion: 6.13/10 - You potentially fill the badass dude archetype since you've got some guns and an axe and you hide behind a cloak and some metal. Except you have 2 DEF. Pretty squishy metal dude. If you wanted to pull that off, 3/4/0/4 or 4/4/0/3 would definitely fit that cool image a lot better. 3/4/1/3 would also work. Cool dudes don't need to run if they've got a bunch of guns, a big axe, and nice armour to hide behind. Either way, get more DEF dude.

[Ahana Varma]

Aaaaand now rate Ahana next!

[Erik Vrell]

I'll get in on this

[Victor Wolfe]

Eh sure why not

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Rate emps and Bob.

[Shantotto]

Hecate is already best waifu so waht about the midget mage

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

I'm not late. You're late.

Ahana Varma:
Fancy coloured fire, basically immortal, cool attack names, "cursed"/special magical words. 

In conclusion: 9.21/10 - I'm... not going to say any more. You already know how cool you are. If you wanna join my crew, gimme a call. Get yourself an assist or personalised super utility as well as a larger variety of offensive moves to give your score a boost.
[spoiler]Note for others: The primary factor of coolness when it comes to moves often isn't actually the move itself. It's the execution. Javelins = Lame. Javelins made from lengths of fire = Cool. Summoning a weapon = Lame. Carving/creating a weapon out of magic or fire = Cool. Explosion/Fireball = Meh. Explosion/Fireball from a kick-ass magical word or incantation = Cool.[/spoiler]
Erik Vrell:
Most psychics are pretty lame. You're no exception. You've got telekinesis, but you're not doing anything with it. You've got telepathy, but you're not doing anything with it (besides making people hear spooky screams). Your phasing weapons are nice, and your survival can work as a nice clutch for them, but getting hurt is lame - it's only cool when you push through and smash your opponent back. But you don't really do any of that. You just exist. You're basically a psionic zombie that's neither undead nor a cool psionic.

In conclusion: 3.93/10 - Your chains could be cool, if not for the fact they're basically just chains. You have potential, but you're not doing anything with it.

Victor Wolfe: 
Your personalised daggers are kinda nice, but, besides that, I can't say a lot else. Just "sneaky stabby dude".

In conclusion: 4.97/10 - Fairly generic. You need something to stand out from the crowd. That's a metaphor - I know you're stealthy. Get some speedy stuff, get some cool assassiny-moves. Maybe dabble in some more magic.

The Emperor of Mankind: 
...You've literally just got a bucket. Come back when you can actually do things.

In conclusion: 0.02/10 - Useful for putting out campfires, I guess?

Bob:
Nice meme, bro.

In conclusion: shitpost/10 - Not particularly cool.

Shantotto:
Good arsenal of spells, but little else. The combo-stuff is kinda cool, but you've got nothing here any old magic student couldn't learn. It just looks like you stole all your spells from the library. The rod seems somewhat personal, however, which is nice. "Breaking" reality is also fairly common, so your powerup loses some of its 'wow' factor.

In conclusion: 5.23/10 - Get yourself an assist and personalise your arsenal. Right now, you're just a generic mage. I could go to Dalaran and you'd probably seem sub-par in comparison. The whole "walking across the battlefield while casually twirling your rod" image can work for you, but you don't have enough quick-fire attacks to make it work. And you'll just get knocked about. You could also try dabbling in some powers and see where it goes.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Sup stud.