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What the deuce ?!
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"What the deuce? What just happened ?" The British accent broke the silence of the white colored wasteland that is the nexus. The young boy looked around him, still confused of what just happened. uncontrollably Stewie started to walk back and forth while thinking out loud, his short feet peddling beneath him like a duck in a pond. His thoughts recalled the first meeting with the white playful deity.

Quote: “My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse. You interest me, so I have made you part of it. The Omniverse is a place that reflects the wishes of those who are part of it. But! There are rules. I will explain them only once, so listen carefully.”

"What an interesting individual that was, this, white grinning fellow that called himself Omni. If what he said was true and this is another universe, this will be an extraordinary experience. Omnilium looks like a piece of candy though, I wonder.."

The infant held the orb close to his face, his eyes glancing left and right to see if anyone was near. After a quick peek around he was sure the coast was clear. Stewie's tongue started at the bottom of the orb, slowly moving over the rainbow colored glimmering gift. The child's eyes opened widely during his tongue's travel over the orb's surface.

"What kind of crap is this ? This taste worse than Lois trying out one of that bastard Jaimie Oliver's extravagant recipes. All she ended up doing was screaming at the pots and pans how horribly bad they were", Stewie scolded at the orb, disappointing it wasn't as tasteful as it looked. "Perhaps I should try chewing it." The new prima attempted to fit the orb in his mouth but the glimmering object proved too big for his infant mouth.

"Damn you deliciously looking orb, come into my mouth! How dare you disobey me! If i can't eat it what bloody use is it ?" With that said, Stewie recalled another part of his meeting with Omni.

Quote: “This is Omnilium. It’s what ties the Omniverse together. Without it, you are nothing. With it, anything you desire can be yours. But you will need more than this. If you desire it enough, you will find it. You will find that using it comes naturally. Just think of what you desire most.

“You will not be alone in the Omniverse. There are others. Of course, they, too desire Omnilium. Do not fear death. For as long as you interest me, you will be reborn.

“That’s all you need to know right now. You’ll figure out the rest soon enough. I’ll be watching … and waiting.”

"On second thought, this might be useful after all, what do you think Rupert ? ...Rupert? Rupert where are you ?" Hastily the infant looked around the fountain in search of his companion, shouting out his name in despair. His search was without luck, his favorite companion was nowhere to be found and he sat down at the edge of the fountain.

"How can this be ? I cannot explore the Omniverse without Rupert. He is my friend" The genius sat with his face buried in his tiny hands, a strange sensation overcame him when all of his thoughts were focused on this one thing. Suddenly he knew, something happened, he opened his eyes and there it was, a brown plush bear known as Rupert was laying in front of him. "Rupert ! I knew you wouldn't leave me here." Stewie quickly grabbed the bear and hugged it.
After his happy reunion he finally realized what happened, it wasn't Rupert finding his way here on his own, it was this Omnilium orb that helped Stewie summon him here.

"If this stuff helped get you here, it might work for some other things as well." The bear didn't reply, it laid there quietly . " Ow don't be daft Rupert, of course i won't do anything stupid like bringing that vile woman here, we finally got rid of her. No i got something more, diabolical planned."
Once more Stewie focused his thoughts on what he wanted to get. The sensation lasted a bit longer than last time but once more he got that incredible feeling of success. His eyes opened and there it was, his beloved Laser gun.

"Victory is mine !" The young genius shouted loudly as he fired his newly summoned weapon into the air.. "Now we can get going Rupert, let's see what this universe has to offer a young stud like myself. Omni mentioned others that want to get their hands on this magnificant omnilium, we should send a message to people trying to steal mine. Nothing say's "Fear me" like a bloody head on a pole." The plush hadn't moved an inch, it was still in the exact same spot as before. "Yes you are right Rupert, might send out the wrong message when we go out to dinner. We will just have to shoot them instead." The respond from Rupert was deafening as he laid and stared back at Stewie. "Very well, we should get some sort of transportation, those...gates seem to be rather far. I know just the thing."

He used this trick two times now, he was getting the hang of this. Perhaps he could bring some alteration to his inventions as well using Omnilium. Sitting in a Zen-state, Stewie concentrated like never before. It took a long while before accomplishing his goal, then again, it was a rather big challenge. Before long his eyes shot upon and turned around, there it was.

In all its glory his tricycle was shining in the white lighted Nexus, yet his tricycle did not have the paddles like it did back home. Stewie put on his freshly summoned shades and helmet, put them on, strapped Rupert on the backseat and climbed his mount. " It's time to rock and roll ! "

The prime pressed the button on the handle and a roaring engine sound was heard. He pulled the throttle twice and let the engine roar proudly once more. "I am such a badass. Not even Vin diesel looked this cool when he was trying to flex his biceps at the end of that fast and furious movie."

With that Stewie pulled the throttle and the vehicle shot forward.
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The engine on the tricycle roared loudly as it made its way through the nexus. The infant behind the wheel had his sunglasses on, wore his leather jacket and the few hair that he has were combed to the back of his head. His companion Rupert was strapped to the back of the vehicle. Stewie felt good, he hasn't had this sense of freedom ever since the time he finished watching Braveheart for the first time. Those were the days. With a smug smile on his football shaped head he travelled the great white unknown. Up in the distance he saw two individuals near a large gate of some sort.

Stewie drove up to the duo, seemingly guarding the gate. His small vehicle drove towards them with full speed, braking at the last possible moment and turning the wheel, stopping his tricycle in style in front of the two stormtroopers who in turn had their weapons drawn and aimed at the infant.

"Halt ! In the name of the emperor !" one of them said from behind his white helmet.

Stewie calmly took off his helmet , keeping his sunglasses on to make a cool impression. Style was everything.

"Good day to you, sir." The British accent spoke out.

"Who tries to enter Coruscant ?" the voice sounded muffled because of the helmet on his head.
" Coruscant ? What's Coruscant ?" Stewie asked, filled with curiosity.

The two guards looked at each other before one of them kneeled down and talked in a
condescending tone. " Where are your parents little boy? where did you come from ?"

"Lois ? I haven't got the foggiest idea where that vile woman is. I just came from that white dude, Omni. Rather strange fellow if you ask me."

"You've seen Omni ? You're a prime ?!" His voice sounded surprised to say the least.

"What the devil is a Prime? You two ask many strange question, and what's with that outfit ? Who are you suppose to be anyway ? you look like semen with arm and legs....and guns. "

The kneeled down Stormtrooper stood back up, "We are Stormtroopers, elite guards of the Empire. We serve the emperor who resides in Coruscant, which lies beyond this gate. And a prime, young one, is a special warrior here in the Omniverse. They are able to use and manipulate Omnilium, something not everyone is capable of. We are here to guide new prime on their path to serve for the glory of the empire. "

"ho ho! Hold up there whitey. Are you telling me this gate leads to another place ? So it works the like an interdimensional portal, interesting. So i am guessing those other, gates, lead to other places as well? "

"Yes they do, however, your best chance at a glorious future within the Omniverse is to serve the emperor at Coruscant. We can guide you there."

"No thank you, I am not much for serving others, I do thank you for all the information. We shall get moving, to see these other gates, they seem interesting."

"I must insist you accompany us through the gate young prime." The stormtrooper took a step forward. It didn't sound like a request anymore. Stewie's eyes narrowed slightly.

"And I must insist you let me carry on my journey. You don't want to go that way, trust me. I am a prime you know." His left hand slowly moved to his back, and grabbed his gun.

"You are coming with us, don't resist." Both of the troopers took out their rifles and aimed it down at the fresh prime. Stewie responded with his own draw, he was fast, he pointed his gun towards the floor and with his thumb he flipped the switch. " I bid you gentlemen farewell !" He pressed the trigger, an icy blue beam emerged crashing into the white floor. The floor started to freeze, the frozen spot on the floor quickly grew larger finding its way underneath both troopers. The guards had trouble keeping their balance and both fell to the floor.

Stewie couldn't resist but to gloat " I haven't seen guards this clumsy ever since the fat guy of the adam sandler movies thought he could be a cop. God that movie was bad."

Stewie quickly found his way back to his tricycle and started his escape, he roared the engine before hitting full throttle. "So long losers, Victory is mine!" He shouted as the tricycle sped off. His passenger wasn't strapped in well enough to handle the engine's power and got lose. The brown bear Rupert slipped through his straps and fell to the floor near the guards. Immediately Stewie hit the brakes and looked backwards. One of the guards started firing towards the genius boy as the other picked up Rupert.

"Blasted ! Unhand him you devils !"

The trooper didn't respond but kept firing, hitting the vehicle.

" Damn you semen guards ! Rupert i will return for you, be brave !" Stewie had no choice but to get into safety himself and drove off. "I'm sorry Rupert, i will get you back." The boy was keeping in his manly tears but continued on nonetheless.

The guards were left behind returning to their positions not to speak of the time a baby got the better of them. They threw away the plushe and returned to their positions.

*****

After driving around for a long while the genius ended up in front of another gate, this time there were no guards around. " There is no point in me driving around aimlessly. This gate seems as good as any, time to test out his luck and venture to wherever this leads. The tires of the tricycle spinned a second before the vehicle sped off right through the gate.


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