TK701 Reporting for Duty!

[Stormy]

"This would happen... Just about to go receive an award for being badass enough to kill a jedi in close quarters combat, and now I'm having a staring contest with a giant floating face in the darkness. Depending on where this goes, I may not even get to brag about it later!" The stormtrooper was thinking this to himself as he stared down a smiling face in the sky, despite the fact that whatever.. That is, might end up killing him, he was only worried about what might happen if he doesn't get out of this place. After all, how many stormtroopers can say they killed a jedi and stole his lightsaber? Then, almost as if the creature knew he was pressed for time, it began talking.

“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse. You interest me, so I have made you part of it. The Omniverse is a place that reflects the wishes of those who are part of it. But! There are rules. I will explain them only once, so listen carefully.”

TK701 tried opening his mouth to speak, but nothing came from it. He figured that it might just be that this.. Omni's voice echoing in the darkness somehow made him go deaf, but speaking without being able to hear his own voice would just be annoying as hell, so he decided it would be better if he didn't speak at all. He returned his attention to the beast in the sky, who apparently knew that he was taking a moment to be confused about his inability to talk and waited for him to look his way again. A shining orb of colors and pain suddenly appeared before the stormtrooper, and was forced upon him so that he may looks at it's painful array of colors even closer.

“This is Omnilium. It’s what ties the Omniverse together. Without it, you are nothing. With it, anything you desire can be yours. But you will need more than this. If you desire it enough, you will find it. You will find that using it comes naturally. Just think of what you desire most.

The idea of having whatever he desired was very appealing to TK701.. His mind immediately thought about flipping around like a freaking jedi. But a better jedi than the one he killed, that one just sucked too much to even think about throwing the trooper into a tree or something. Heh... Silly jedi. He could use that lightsaber he just got probably! Now THAT, would be cool.

“You will not be alone in the Omniverse. There are others. Of course, they, too desire Omnilium. Do not fear death. For as long as you interest me, you will be reborn.

"So fight to the death for omnillium? Cool, LET'S DO IT!" He thought, all of the ideas of what he could do with this "Omnillium" stuff rushed through his head, and the only thing he wanted to do now was get into this new world and get the game started. Might even try making himself some force powers. THE POSSIBILITIES WERE LITERALLY ENDLESS!

“That’s all you need to know right now. You’ll figure out the rest soon enough. I’ll be watching … and waiting.”

The stormtrooper tried waving good bye, cause why not be friendly? After all, he was being brought to a world which would allow him to do anything he wanted, be anything he wanted, escape the boring ass empire! So he would wave. Or so he thought, cause when he tried, he couldn't even move. Dick... Wouldn't let him talk, wouldn't let him move, after the rest of those fuckers you brought here, you're next! That was the last thing he could think before a statue resembling his former superiors all laughing at him filled his vision.

"Gah, fuck!" He yelled as he proceeded to fall on his ass from the surprise. It took him a moment to want to look anywhere else... The damn statue just made it seem like there was one big ass joke about to be played on him, or maybe that the joke was only beginning... When he did decide to look at the rest of his surroundings, however, he was very disappointed. There didn't seem to be any people, no scenery, just a big ass white landscape with nothing around it. TK701 made fists out of his hands and placed them on his sides as he continued to inspect the statue. "Seriously, that guy's a dick..." He sighed before walking around to the other side of the gargantuan statue.

This was when he began seeing the actually interesting things. The statue's big ass apparently blocked the sight of 8 large gate-things on the horizon. Each one seemed to be in different condition, or just had different crap coming out of them, and all of them were close enough to walk to. "I guess that's where I'm supposed to be going." He mumbled to himself. But before he went anywhere, he was going to try out this sweet "omnillium" stuff!

He began tossing the ball up and down in his hand, trying to think of how he was going to create the first thing he wanted to create. After all, how are you supposed to take some foreign material and use it to make a lightsaber work? Then it hit him, maybe if he took a piece of the orb he was carrying around and placed it into the hilt of the saber in place of the crystal, it would make a similar blade? The stormtrooper opened the saber and removed it's crystal, then took a small piece of omnillium (which was surprisingly easy to take) and placed it in the slot the crystal once was. "So, I just need to imagine what I want most..." His mind was filled with that sweet, red saber that all of the sith lords use, and only a few moments later, he got good results. 701 could hear that familiar humming coming from the hellish tool in his hands, and he immediately opened his eyes to check it out.

"Holy crap this thing is cool!" He exclaimed as he swung his new toy around the statue. Now it was time to have some real fun. Before departing, he knew what he had to do. Turning to the statue which showed all of his superiors laughing, 701 swung the saber in it's direction, hoping that he could slice all of the legs off and cause it to fall to the ground. But as the blade connected with the stone of the statue, it bounced right off. The trooper's brow furrowed as he turned the blade off and shouted to the world, "Seriously man, you're a fucking dick!"

[Stormy]

Now that he knew he wasn't able to get rid of the only thing that connected him to his old world, it was time to get going. The trooper looked back to the gates in the distance and examined each one so he could decide which would be best to visit first. One was billowing smoke, definitely not something he wanted to visit, another was extremely run down compared to the rest... There really were none that looked particularly welcoming, but two looked decent enough to at least have some life. And there was some life at each of them, which helped 701 realize there might be life... Thankfully, both of them were fairly close to each other, so it would be easy to tell which set of life forms were less hostile from a distance. So off he went, it was time to start exploring this strange new world.

Taking a guess, 701 figured that each gate was at least a couple miles away from that horrendous statue that he first appeared at. The good part about that was, he wouldn't be able to clearly see the damn thing from any of the gates, so if he could manage to forget it, he might never have to see it again! The bad thing was, he would always be able to see it due to the perfectly flat landscape that made up the place he was in... So if he could remember not to look over there, while also forgetting what the statue was, he'd be set.

About a mile into his walk, the trooper decided it would be a good time to make a pair of binoculars and check each of the gates out. So just like when he made the omnillium into a death laser for his lightsaber, he took the sphere of omnillium from the pouch he kept it in and held it out in front of him. He focused on making himself a pair of electrobinoculars, as they were the best for viewing things from a distance. Sure, there were a couple other models that some might argue are better, but he just liked that kind. After a few minutes of concentration, a pair of electrobinoculars finally appeared in his hand. Placing the rest of the omnillium in the same pouch he had it in before, 701 held the device of to his helmet and waited for it to focus.

The first gate, which was made of a nice, well kept stone, had a bunch of weird-looking people in armor standing outside of it. They all carried swords and looked like they hadn't bathed in a while. Sure, he'd gone a week or two without bathing because of guard duty, but he never looked like that. So it seemed that gate was out as well, as the gate itself looked nice, the people kinda didn't. So onto the last gate! This one was made of a strangely familiar looking metal.. Almost reminded 701 of corusca- "Oh fuck no!" He exclaimed. There were stormtroopers. Was this some kind of joke? This is supposed to be a whole new world outside of any world they've ever known! Did it really only take the empire a few fucking minutes to track the place down and start building shit of their own!?

Maybe it was all a big joke. It had to be, what else would explain the fact that there were more stormtroopers than himself here. Sure, he could make something out of basically nothing, but that just had to be some kind of new technology, right? Maybe that was his reward, first lab rat for this new technology that is potentially dangerous, but turns stormtroopers into god damn sith lords. That had to be it. Taking a deep breath in, 701 knew that he would have to report to the stormtroopers at the gate and end the whole joke. Then he would probably get placed on guard duty or something shitty like that... After all, it's a new planet, and he would never get told to do something cool like "explore it" or something.

Just so that he could get the whole damn thing over with, the trooper jogged the rest of the distance to the gate. It only took a few minutes before he finally got there, and for all of the troopers stationed there were staring at him. He assumed this was because they were all laughing inside their helmets, trying not to laugh too loudly so the mics wouldn't pick it up. Were they really trying to keep the joke going?

"TK701 reporting for duty!" He said with a salute. He could only assume that one of the bastards there was a superior, so the salute would be a necessity if he didn't want to get chewed out.

"What the hell were you doing out there soldier!? Didn't you know that's where primes come in?" One of the troopers approached him, and oddly enough, it didn't sound like he was holding back any laughs. It actually seemed like he was pissed at him, or worried about his well being.

"What are you talking about? This isn't some kind of joke? Some jack ass in the sky told me I was a prime, and that this is a new world. Figured some one was fucking with me while I slept." After he said he was a prime, the troopers stared at him in silence. They kept this up for a few moments before one of them turned to another and nodded his head, only for the one receiving the nod ran back into a building.

"Wait there for a sec, he's grabbing the boss."