Best Love Simulator Ever!

[Victor Wolfe]

Get the best dating simulator ever made now, brand new from the visionary at Sex Sells Entertainment™ comes the hottest dating simulator in the history of the world. Step foot into the life of the Dunes most photogenic faction New Babylon and find adventure, intrigue and if you play the cards right, romance!

Explore the grand capital of Nippur as a new recruit to the glorious kingdom of New Babylon and interact with the heroes that inhabit it. This announcement will explore some of the routes available to the player character that will be shown in cut scenes as a blank or shadowed faced girl with no real defining personality or features, all to help you the player project yourself onto her.

Will you chose the Gilgamesh route where you must earn the trust of the King by fulfilling his requests and eventually becoming one of his close inner circle and trusted adviser, but will you give in to temptation and let the king rule you too? That's right the aim of this route is to get Gilgamesh-Senpai to notice you and become his waifu to rule the dunes together.

For the less ambitious there is always the Sasuke route, where you can work alongside the young shinobi to try and open up his closed heart and take your place next to New Babylon’s avenger. This Shota Kuudere will satisfy even the most repressed Shotacons.

And for those who like to live dangerously there is always The Banisher Victor Wolfe. This route will have to be played carefully as all it takes is one wrong move for the player to become the next on a long list of people who fall for his devious and dangerous charms, although he seems to be the easiest of the characters to raise flags with he has many routes that lead to death or banishment with the later locking you out of all the routes apart from the secret Diablo route. So if you want a little more Yandere in your life then go for this guy,

Next up is the Shay Route, this route will have you deal with the hard headed Templar Shay as he contemplates his life and place in New Babylon, he will be distrustful and cold at first but if you can get past that he will give you the kindest love of all. So hurry and catch the rare male Tsundere and try and become his reason for staying in New Babylon

And Finally we will look at two of Agnes Oblige's routes as she is the only female route so far she has more routes than any other character, the first of these being the shrine maiden route. We have hired our best visual designers to create a shrine maiden version of Agnes and involves the main character trying to pull her away from religious dogma, into a forbidden yuri relationship that will show her the true meaning of life... Yuri.

The second route is the gender bend route were one of Victors poisons accidentally turns her male and thus with a rush of new feelings and hormones it’s up to the player to help her return back to a female body, or teach her the joys of a male one.

All of this can be bought at a retail price of 3000 OM and day one DLC can be bought that adds many of the other characters like the insane merc with a mouth deadpool who arrives to celebrate with the winner of the Abyss, will you show him a night to remember or go insane from his fourth wall breaks. And the rugged watchman himself Jon Snow, perhaps you can remind him that warmth still exists within your room?

So Order today and get the hottest romance game in the desert for yourself!