Death Message from IRIS: To Cat, Nealaphh, Demetri

[Demetri Malius]

To: Nealaphh (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:nealaphh@antiomni.org">nealaphh@antiomni.org</a><!-- e -->); Demetri Malius (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:IRISisAwesome@omail.com">IRISisAwesome@omail.com</a><!-- e -->); Cat (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:littlekitten@omniverse.com">littlekitten@omniverse.com</a><!-- e -->)
From: IRIS (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:IRISisAwesome@omail.com">IRISisAwesome@omail.com</a><!-- e -->)
Subject: Last known coordinates.

System has dropped below survival conditions and required immediate retrieval and repair. Functions are offline. Location of remains: Swamp of Sadness, Tangled Greens. GPS Coordinates: -11.60185, 37.35394.

Current damage: Shortage of circuits. Clogged gears. Warped metal armor. Split Functionality.

Recommended course of action: Extreme Repair or Burial.

Memory has been protected and saved.

-IRIS Emergency Functions