08-04-2015, 02:09 PM
"Hnnnng..."
Damn. Damn. Everything hurts like a motherfucker. Last thing I remember is taking a nap on my glorious, comfy, pile of horns. Bicycle horns to be in fact. Honestly man, you ever slept on a pile of bicycle horns? The good rubber ones? Damn. S'like sleeping on a cloud of pure mirth. Yeah this one time, I wa-
OW.
Ow. Okay. Ow. I don't even know who I'm talking to at this point. I can't think straight... That cue ball looking boss man ain't here anymore. At least, I don't THINK he is. Man all I can see is black black black. A lot of that gloom and doom yeah? Am... Am I dead? Like, bit the big pie? Drank my last wicked elixir? Aw, Shit man. I really hope I ain't dead. Me and my motherfucking best friend, K-...
What was his name? I can't... We were supposed to go chill on the rooftop and junk, kick back some Faygo. Watch the Miracles in the sky paint their stories or something. Why can't I remember? Damn dude I'm dead ain't I?! Motherfu-
Oh. Heh...Heh Heh. My uh. My eyes were all up and closed and stuff. Lemme just open them big purple beauties up and Gah it's motherfucking bright out here! Man dude I can't even all up and gather the words in my head. It's all so...White! And then there's this giant ass Rock behind me. Like literally, a motherfucking giant ROCK. Man dude, what's it doing out here? It's just here! Man. Miracles, everywhere you look. Well, not everywhere, I guess. That Rock is about all there is to see out here. Or well, maybe not. I think I see some more rocks out that general di-rection.
I shake them nasty cobwebs outta my head, and then sit down cross legged, facing away from the miracle Rock. Gotta get my head on straight like. So, that cue ball brother is in charge. He didn't look like no Mirthful Messiah to me.
"Mmm. This ain't heaven. I gotta do something. I gotta get back. Back to...Wherever I was holed up at. That cue-ball looking guy is all up and giving me some nasty vibes. Or I dunno. He seemed chillaxeded up."
I probably shouldn't sit here and argue with myself. That bro, that boss man. He was talking about the miracles inside me and how they just all up and materialize. Anything I desire? I giggle a little bit at that. Honestly all I'm desiring right now is to go back to my bros. Mmm. All this thinking is gluing my thoughts back to my think pan. That's a lot of thinking. Awright well. I'm certainly feeling a little different. That nasty, dastardly hole in my stomach is gone. That hole. The one that I save for the Slime. It's just GONE. I don't feel the ache to be slurping that slop down anymore. Hm. Weirdoish. Maybe it's been filled up with them Miracles that Cue-Ball dude was talking about. Yeah. Yeah that's gotta be it.
Maaaaaan. I'm just realizing how thirsty I am. I would KILL for a friggen Faygo man. Redpop, Blueberry, Rock n' Rye... All that fruity wicked goodness...Mmm. I sit here for a little over a few minutes, just fantasizing about having me some wicked elixir. And then: poof! I see the Miraculous Rainbows and a motherfucking bottle of Redpop Faygo just pops into existence! Bless the Miracles man! I crack that baby open and hear that glorious, wonderful hissing sound it makes and get to chugging. Man, I drain half that bottle in less than 10 seconds. Then, I gotta stop myself. Gotta ration this wicked elixir sent by the Gods of Mirth. I mean yeah, I can just miraclize up some more, but damn. This is the first one! Ever! In this entire Universe! Gotta give mad respect for that. I raise my wicked elixir to the sky, and lean back and-
The rock ain't there. Gone. Disappeared. That giant, Miraculous Rock. I stand up and turn around, clutching my drink to my chest. I walk towards where the rock used to be, and see just a nondescript black and gray tower of stone, with rings circumventing it at regular intervals. It goes up, and up, and up until I get tired of looking up. Damn. More Miracles. I groan. Well now I'm friggin lost. Just that entire change just wow. Flipped me three ways from upside and down. I look around, notice something I didn't notice before.
People. There's bros and sisters and everything in between. Man. Maybe while I'm here I can make some buddies and best friends. Ain't nothing wrong with that! With another determined swig of my miracle elixir, one thought flashes through my now clear mind. All who wander, ain't motherfucking lost.
Damn. Damn. Everything hurts like a motherfucker. Last thing I remember is taking a nap on my glorious, comfy, pile of horns. Bicycle horns to be in fact. Honestly man, you ever slept on a pile of bicycle horns? The good rubber ones? Damn. S'like sleeping on a cloud of pure mirth. Yeah this one time, I wa-
OW.
Ow. Okay. Ow. I don't even know who I'm talking to at this point. I can't think straight... That cue ball looking boss man ain't here anymore. At least, I don't THINK he is. Man all I can see is black black black. A lot of that gloom and doom yeah? Am... Am I dead? Like, bit the big pie? Drank my last wicked elixir? Aw, Shit man. I really hope I ain't dead. Me and my motherfucking best friend, K-...
What was his name? I can't... We were supposed to go chill on the rooftop and junk, kick back some Faygo. Watch the Miracles in the sky paint their stories or something. Why can't I remember? Damn dude I'm dead ain't I?! Motherfu-
Oh. Heh...Heh Heh. My uh. My eyes were all up and closed and stuff. Lemme just open them big purple beauties up and Gah it's motherfucking bright out here! Man dude I can't even all up and gather the words in my head. It's all so...White! And then there's this giant ass Rock behind me. Like literally, a motherfucking giant ROCK. Man dude, what's it doing out here? It's just here! Man. Miracles, everywhere you look. Well, not everywhere, I guess. That Rock is about all there is to see out here. Or well, maybe not. I think I see some more rocks out that general di-rection.
I shake them nasty cobwebs outta my head, and then sit down cross legged, facing away from the miracle Rock. Gotta get my head on straight like. So, that cue ball brother is in charge. He didn't look like no Mirthful Messiah to me.
"Mmm. This ain't heaven. I gotta do something. I gotta get back. Back to...Wherever I was holed up at. That cue-ball looking guy is all up and giving me some nasty vibes. Or I dunno. He seemed chillaxeded up."
I probably shouldn't sit here and argue with myself. That bro, that boss man. He was talking about the miracles inside me and how they just all up and materialize. Anything I desire? I giggle a little bit at that. Honestly all I'm desiring right now is to go back to my bros. Mmm. All this thinking is gluing my thoughts back to my think pan. That's a lot of thinking. Awright well. I'm certainly feeling a little different. That nasty, dastardly hole in my stomach is gone. That hole. The one that I save for the Slime. It's just GONE. I don't feel the ache to be slurping that slop down anymore. Hm. Weirdoish. Maybe it's been filled up with them Miracles that Cue-Ball dude was talking about. Yeah. Yeah that's gotta be it.
Maaaaaan. I'm just realizing how thirsty I am. I would KILL for a friggen Faygo man. Redpop, Blueberry, Rock n' Rye... All that fruity wicked goodness...Mmm. I sit here for a little over a few minutes, just fantasizing about having me some wicked elixir. And then: poof! I see the Miraculous Rainbows and a motherfucking bottle of Redpop Faygo just pops into existence! Bless the Miracles man! I crack that baby open and hear that glorious, wonderful hissing sound it makes and get to chugging. Man, I drain half that bottle in less than 10 seconds. Then, I gotta stop myself. Gotta ration this wicked elixir sent by the Gods of Mirth. I mean yeah, I can just miraclize up some more, but damn. This is the first one! Ever! In this entire Universe! Gotta give mad respect for that. I raise my wicked elixir to the sky, and lean back and-
The rock ain't there. Gone. Disappeared. That giant, Miraculous Rock. I stand up and turn around, clutching my drink to my chest. I walk towards where the rock used to be, and see just a nondescript black and gray tower of stone, with rings circumventing it at regular intervals. It goes up, and up, and up until I get tired of looking up. Damn. More Miracles. I groan. Well now I'm friggin lost. Just that entire change just wow. Flipped me three ways from upside and down. I look around, notice something I didn't notice before.
People. There's bros and sisters and everything in between. Man. Maybe while I'm here I can make some buddies and best friends. Ain't nothing wrong with that! With another determined swig of my miracle elixir, one thought flashes through my now clear mind. All who wander, ain't motherfucking lost.
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-by Jade Harley
Never Falter in the Face of Infinity.
-Tearan Wover
-by Jade Harley
Never Falter in the Face of Infinity.
-Tearan Wover