Email; From "Deadpool" to "Sasuke"

[Deadpool]

[float=right]Sat, Jul 18, 2015 1:50 pm[/float]

Hi Avenger!




From: Deadpool (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:GregzLover69style@dataverse.com">GregzLover69style@dataverse.com</a><!-- e -->)

To: Sasuke Uchiha (idk_wtf_your_email_address_is_but_who cares?This_shit_is_fake_anyway@dataverse.com)


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Dear Avenger (wow I felt weird putting that, since I’m from a universe where we have a slew of them, and none happen to be you! ;D),


Yo! Congratulations on winning the competition (even though you wouldn’t have, if not for that two-toned vermin, Mickey, saving your ass from DP!!!! ;D That was also a sexual innuendo . . . not sure if they have those in the Naruto universe). I’m sure the notoriety and such from becoming Champ will help you in your personal quest . . . that one was more-or-less for your writer, Marc, to understand. I guess you can say he’s your personal “God”, or whatever you want to call the controller of your destiny. I’m sure if I try to talk about that any more you’re little shinobi head will explode, so I’ll spare you the stress (or relief, depending on how you look at life).

Oh yeah, I copped a sweet little prize for my success in the competition—a tiara. Yup, the type princesses wear, or little girls who are spoiled (Samus lol << that joke is for you, not Marc). It gives me pretty awesome powers, which I can only use in a real Omniverse battle. I’m sure you won’t understand this, but it has to do with SP increases and shit like that. Also, I think it transforms me into some type of transgender person, post-op and all. Not entirely sure yet, but I’m sure my “God” will revealeth thy patheth shortly.

How’s the whole New Babylon thing going for you? I’ve had to hear Deadpony make sly remarks about how she misses Gilgamesh. I think it’s mostly because I changed him to a female, but what’s the point in artistic interpretation if you can’t implement it? I might have to bring her by there for a playdate or something. I think it’s a little sick for a pony and a human to hold a relationship with each other, but who am I to judge?

I ran back into that green guy, by the way. You know, the guy who attacked me before we met in DA. Well, I didn’t run back into him per se, but I was able to abduct one of his unborn children. Before you think that’s fucked up, the color of the egg was red. I’m sure if it had something like an Uchiha logo on it, or a Sharingan, you woulda stole it too.

Anyway, this is kinda getting lengthy now. I think my “God” has some things planned for me, but afterwards we have to meet up. Hopefully your “God” will come back around and get you going again as well. Hey, then if we manage to pull Vincent outta whatever depressing RP he’s doing we can bring the trio back!





[float=right]Sincerely,
Princess Deadpool
(Yeah, apparently that’s a thing now)[/float]





P.S. – How do you get your hair to stick up like that? Gel? Bedhair? Or do you use the “Soemthing about Mary” technique? Lemme know!

[Deadpool]

[float=right]Sat, Jul 18, 2015 1:55 pm[/float]


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Avenger!



From: Deadpool (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:GregzLover69style@dataverse.com">GregzLover69style@dataverse.com</a><!-- e -->)

To: Sasuke Uchiha (idk_wtf_your_email_address_is_but_who cares?This_shit_is_fake_anyway@dataverse.com)


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Dear Avenger (wow I felt weird putting that, since I’m from a universe where we have a slew of them, and none happen to be you! ;D),


Yo! Congratulations on winning the competition (even though you wouldn’t have, if not for that two-toned vermin, Mickey, saving your ass from DP!!!! ;D That was also a sexual innuendo . . . not sure if they have those in the Naruto universe). I’m sure the notoriety and such from becoming Champ will help you in your personal quest . . . that one was more-or-less for your writer, Marc, to understand. I guess you can say he’s your personal “God”, or whatever you want to call the controller of your destiny. I’m sure if I try to talk about that any more you’re little shinobi head will explode, so I’ll spare you the stress (or relief, depending on how you look at life).

Oh yeah, I copped a sweet little prize for my success in the competition—a tiara. Yup, the type princesses wear, or little girls who are spoiled (Samus lol << that joke is for you, not Marc). It gives me pretty awesome powers, which I can only use in a real Omniverse battle. I’m sure you won’t understand this, but it has to do with SP increases and shit like that. Also, I think it transforms me into some type of transgender person, post-op and all. Not entirely sure yet, but I’m sure my “God” will revealeth thy patheth shortly.

How’s the whole New Babylon thing going for you? I’ve had to hear Deadpony make sly remarks about how she misses Gilgamesh. I think it’s mostly because I changed him to a female, but what’s the point in artistic interpretation if you can’t implement it? I might have to bring her by there for a playdate or something. I think it’s a little sick for a pony and a human to hold a relationship with each other, but who am I to judge?

I ran back into that green guy, by the way. You know, the guy who attacked me before we met in DA. Well, I didn’t run back into him per se, but I was able to abduct one of his unborn children. Before you think that’s fucked up, the color of the egg was red. I’m sure if it had something like an Uchiha logo on it, or a Sharingan, you woulda stole it too.

Anyway, this is kinda getting lengthy now. I think my “God” has some things planned for me, but afterwards we have to meet up. Hopefully your “God” will come back around and get you going again as well. Hey, then if we manage to pull Vincent outta whatever depressing RP he’s doing we can bring the trio back!




[float=right]Sincerely,
Princess Deadpool
(Yeah, apparently that’s a thing now)[/float]





P.S. – How do you get your hair to stick up like that? Gel? Bedhair? Or do you use the “Soemthing about Mary” technique? Lemme know!

[Deadpool]

[float=right]Sat, Jul 18, 2015 2:45 pm[/float]




wtf dude



From: Deadpool (<!-- e --><a href="mailto:GregzLover69style@dataverse.com">GregzLover69style@dataverse.com</a><!-- e -->)

To: Sasuke Uchiha (idk_wtf_your_email_address_is_but_who cares?This_shit_is_fake_anyway@dataverse.com)


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wtf dude, you seriously need to get an dataverse email address. Actually, do you even have a fuckin communicator? Probably not. smh. I’ll see if I can pull some 4th wall strings and get your “God” to “bless” you with some form of modern technology.