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RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 07-17-2017 [spoiler][Today 02:31 pm] Desman Black : Dust is litterly the only male person (other the deadpool, but their not people) who I could see Des with... [Today 02:31 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : You won't share with Ebony. You belong to Ebony. [Today 02:31 pm] Jak Mar : Oo [Today 02:31 pm] Ash : Okay.. First off. What an honor it is to be in the same group as Deadpool [Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : Jak is more of a'best freind' type deal, and daxter's... just there [Today 02:32 pm] Jak Mar : Well desman is taken [Today 02:32 pm] Ash : Secondly: Wow! but why? [Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : No, I'm not (yet) [Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Crack ship [Today 02:33 pm] Ash : OH-HO~! [Today 02:33 pm] Yuuka Kazami : I am awake. Arguably. [Today 02:33 pm] Ash : lol [Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Oo [Today 02:33 pm] Desman Black : @Ash, also, I'm going to get Des drunk, and he's coming for dust *winks* [Today 02:34 pm] Desman Black : that's why [Today 02:34 pm] Ash : xD Poor Dust [Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:34 pm] Ash : He can't handle all that hot robut sexiness. [Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : Have fun des [Today 02:35 pm] Desman Black : But first, to get a flaming towel cape [Today 02:36 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhhh I might have Torn kiss dust [Today 02:37 pm] Ash : =P As funny as that would be, I don't see that happening. [Today 02:37 pm] Desman Black : *dust ducks* *Torn kisses Des* [Today 02:37 pm] Ash : xD [Today 02:37 pm] Jak Mar : Torn: what the... [Today 02:38 pm] Jak Mar : String of curses [Today 02:38 pm] Ash : Well I meant more like, unless I missed a release telling the fans that Torn was into guys, I don't think he'd go for that. Unless he's also drunk [Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, I wonder what kind of line up Ash would get if she set up a kissing booth. [Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo *Desman Black summons drinks and everyone is the beach theard is now drunk* [Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, Also.. What kind of outfit she'd wear. [Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Sorry sorry [Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo [Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Torn, Jak and Dax are now drunk [Today 02:40 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: hey ash [Today 02:40 pm] Ash : Too bad she wasn't able to come to the beach, she could have worn a bkini~! [Today 02:40 pm] Desman Black : Beach theard is just IC Drunk omniverse now. [Today 02:41 pm] Desman Black : This has gone full circle... [Today 02:41 pm] Ash : xD if Jak gets drunk he should drunk text Ash [Today 02:41 pm] Jak Mar : Oo tempting Dax [Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : Yess [Today 02:42 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I wonder if Ebony would take off her cloak if she went to the beach. [Today 02:42 pm] Ash : or put more on? [Today 02:42 pm] Desman Black : The group of four men (or maybe males would be more appropriate in this case) [Today 02:42 pm] Ash : dark lace umbrella? [Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : That would be fun [Today 02:43 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:43 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : That wouldn't surprise me Ash. [Today 02:43 pm] Desman Black : line form the post i'm writing that is apporiate [Today 02:44 pm] Ash : or drunk call? "H-Hey.. I just called to say, hey.. I just called to tell you. YOU. ARE. HOT." [Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:45 pm] Ash : xD or better. Dax starts texting her from Jak's phone. [Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : Oh Geeze [Today 02:45 pm] Ash : Jak just takes the phone and then low key keeps texting her. [Today 02:46 pm] Jak Mar : Yesss [Today 02:46 pm] Desman Black : Then he accidently sends it to Des [Today 02:47 pm] Ash : lol [Today 02:47 pm] Ash : Des just starts spell checking it [Today 02:47 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:47 pm] Desman Black : Then sends back the text now spellchecked, and drunk [Today 02:48 pm] Ash : lol [Today 02:48 pm] Ash : oh man. xD [Today 02:48 pm] Desman Black : accidently post's it to omnitwitter as well [Today 02:48 pm] Ash : LMAO [Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: flustered [Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: heyyy [Today 02:49 pm] Ash : i want this to happen now xD [Today 02:49 pm] Desman Black : Ash see's the tweet saying that Des thinks she's hot [Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: she's mine des [Today 02:50 pm] Desman Black : becomes an awkard love dodecahedron [Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : XD [Today 02:51 pm] Ash : lol xD is this how their friendship ends? a drunken text mess? [Today 02:51 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhh [Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : No, Des will still 'like' Jak [Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : ...As a freind of course [Today 02:53 pm] Jak Mar : Ohhhh Mann [Today 02:53 pm] Ash : =P just don't let her in on how drunk you are Jak, or that omnitwitter post might be taken down for pornagraphic images [Today 02:53 pm] Amaterasu : Frog *Ash is totally the type to take advantage of drunk guys.* [Today 02:54 pm] Ash : tis a doge [Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: Hey, I sent that omnitwitter post [Today 02:54 pm] Jak Mar : Sundoge hat [Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: And I'm already naked [Today 02:55 pm] Ash : then why are you spell checking a d-pic? [Today 02:55 pm] Jak Mar : Oo *Amaterasu has posted in Vote for Us! (July)* [Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : I made it just for you (drink reponse to take advantage of ash) [Today 02:56 pm] Amaterasu : A d-pic? You mean a doge-pic? Hee [Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : Yes, I made ash a robotic Doge *Gildarts has posted in Beach Filler Episode (OPEN)* [Today 02:58 pm] Ash : xD [Today 02:58 pm] Jak Mar : Man you guys are making me laugh at 3:00 am my time [Today 02:58 pm] Amaterasu : That means that Ash has a new head that I have not yet sat on Skeptic This must be rectified![/spoiler] RE: Chatbox quotes - Ash - 07-19-2017 [Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : i'm sure you can make up for this in some way [Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : and at the ned of the day, an ultrasue is still a battle brother [Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : so i will give him the benefit of the doubt [Today 09:33 am] Morene Fellon : but please never break into a prison with a fucking sex storm daemon and a weirdo tech nerd elf ever again-- [Today 09:34 am] Desman Black : yes mom, sorry mom, won't happen again mom I feel like I should be offended... But I'm not. Maybe if it weren't true. =3 RE: Chatbox quotes - Amaterasu - 07-20-2017 (Cut to include only relevant parts) [Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:46 PM] Desman Black : I will stick this blaster in your mouth!! [Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:49 PM] Desman Black : I ment the arm cannon I have... [Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Desman Black : Wait, I'm I basically a cell mega-man? [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Amaterasu : Desman is basically Mega-Man on a segway. [Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:51 PM] Desman Black : With Ki blaster and sword. [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:52 PM] Amaterasu : ... so you are cyborg Taopaipai on a segway. RE: Chatbox quotes - Soldier 75 - 07-25-2017 [spoiler] Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh geez I have not been in the Chatbox for ages. How is everyone? Dust's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Dust : hello newish face. xD Android 17's Avatar *Android 17 has posted in Sense and Sensibility and Stormtroopers [T5]* Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Eric Everstorm : Herro Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Android 17 : Eric is one of the many ghosts of the Omniverse Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : I literally just realized I've been in the OV for 1.5 years, I could have sworn it was less Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : oh, are we not supposed to talk to the ghosts? Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : Yep I mainly just lurk Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : are they busy doing ghost things, and its best not to disturb them? =P Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : dust shut up Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Yeah, I have to go haunt someone's roster thread Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : There's no ghosts Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : Eric Everstorm is a myth Dust's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Dust : But.. I can see him. Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Android 17 : time to return to killin' it in bioshock Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh I don't exist, I forgot, sorry I'lol be on my way Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Android 17 : hoorah Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : Ah yes Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : He's right there. *points to empty spot* Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : The Empire's narcotics are working Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm disappears* Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Aquamarine : Wait what? Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : xD Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : Nuu. Come back. =P Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm reappears behind Dust* Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Eric Everstorm : BOO Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Aquamarine : What do you mean Gaston? Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : The Empire is brainwashing us with drugs and subliminal messaging to believe an entity called "Eric Everstorm" exists Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : Do not fall into their illusion, he is a myth Dust's Avatar *Dust jumps.* Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : Give us more context man Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : You jumping off of a bridge, jumping in place, you in a bouncy house? Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : What you mean? Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm dissapears again before Dust can look back* Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : Don't tell me how to jump xD Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : You aren't my real mom! Dust's Avatar *Dust goes Ghost hunting.* [/spoiler] RE: Chatbox quotes - Ian Sylvester - 07-27-2017 [Today 07:31 pm] Sam : It's okay I'm currently stationary ! [Today 07:31 pm] Ian Sylvester : also sam is now paper (stationary) [Today 07:31 pm] Sam : That wink wasn't supposed to be there >_> [Today 07:32 pm] Sam : Pff I'm the mighty pen! [Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : ^ _^ [Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : no, you're a floofy fox [Today 07:36 pm] Ian Sylvester : you're a paper mache fox XD [Today 07:38 pm] Sam : Mightier than the sword I tell you! RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 07-31-2017 RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 08-02-2017 [Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : If you guys want to have some fun with Sammy's thread, try taking the movie title and add "In bed" at the end. [Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : Then think about what the new movie would be about. [Today 03:58 pm] Sam : Ammy don't start the children on that xD [Today 04:00 pm] Amaterasu : For a less lewd version, you can also add "-ing" to the end of the movie title. [Today 04:17 pm] Desman Black : Spiderman Homecoming=> wait... keptic:[Today 04:37 pm] ElFailzalot : moving into video games now, are we [Today 04:42 pm] Desman Black : Animal crossing=> *Desman black has already made this joke* [Today 04:47 pm] Desman Black : legend of zelda link's awakening => "DESMAN, STOP USING THAT JOKE!!!" [Today 04:48 pm] Amaterasu : :frog: RE: Chatbox quotes - Sylvan Ravenhead - 08-02-2017 [Today 06:32 PM] Desman Black : No one rates like gaston/no one baits like gaston/ no one breacks all your fine china plates like gaston RE: Chatbox quotes - Ash - 08-03-2017 [Today 05:25 am] Ash : one pill? xD [Today 05:27 am] Sam : One pill that adds to all my stats [Today 05:27 am] Ash : For Ash? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvT0CbO8SM [Today 05:28 am] Ash : Yeah but you have the OM to buy at least 10 and still have more than enough xD [Today 05:29 am] Sam : It doesn't pay to have unused items in your roster [Today 05:30 am] Sam : Plus no one wants to fight me [Today 05:30 am] Gaston : I'll fight you [Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : I'd fight you. [Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : But you ran away. [Today 05:31 am] Ash : Dust wants to fight you. [Today 05:31 am] Sam : Says the guy who spent the whole day running away from me [Today 05:31 am] Ash : Ash don't want nothing to do with you unless its of the same nature as ms stormtrooper. [Today 05:31 am] Sam : Ha [Today 05:31 am] Sam : She may see gil again [Today 05:32 am] Ash : Although warning. xD she was JUST with Jak [Today 05:32 am] Ash : them big shoes to fill if you know what i mean. =D [Today 05:32 am] Sam : Anyway..... [Today 05:33 am] Ash : xD I'm sorry Sam RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-13-2017 Deathscythe RE: Chatbox quotes - homin-Ratione - 08-30-2017 Morene Fellon's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] Morene Fellon : i am a tranquil carpet muncher thank you very much homin-Ratione's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] homin-Ratione : Holy FUCK Morene RE: Chatbox quotes - Trixie - 08-31-2017 OMG HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 08-31-2017 [Today 05:19 pm] Ash : i could also, maybe use some food.. since the last time i ate was like half a day ago.. [Today 05:20 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Wassup Clown? [Today 05:21 pm] Desman Black : *deathstares ash* [Today 05:21 pm] Clownpiece : Tired FrogGonk [Today 05:22 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Frog [Today 05:24 pm] Ash : what? i don't have my husbando around to feed me when i get lost in my work =P [Today 05:26 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Just get a toaster and paint it red. Basically the same thing as Desman. [Today 05:33 pm] 13-Jzall :badda bing badda boom http://imgur.com/a/RxA5c RE: Chatbox quotes - Luci - 09-10-2017 [Today 02:07 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : Banishing is always a reeeeaaaalll dick move. [Today 02:13 pm] Victor Wolfe : I didn't realise it hadn't been done before [Today 02:13 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : bruh you spent weeks braggin' bout it and you got yourself a custom badge for it RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-28-2017 RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 09-28-2017 Today 08:55 am] Gaston : See Cirno with me at Chara's side it'll be easy to convince Darkshire to attack Dracula Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:55 am] Gaston : All it'll take is one "I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!" Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : But Dracula is quite gentlemanly and couth. Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : He's not beastly at all. Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:57 am] Gaston : @Cell 'Tis but a ruse. Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : How do you know? Get to know the guy. You might find you have many things in common. Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : For example, he also likes to eat 60 unborn lesser beings every day RE: Chatbox quotes - The Vision - 10-01-2017 Clownpiece's Avatar *Clownpiece flops* Dick Howland's Avatar *Dick Howland flops harder* Cell's Avatar [Today 03:09 pm] Cell : Dick is flopping... sounds like a job for briefs. RE: Chatbox quotes - Jade Harley - 10-15-2017 [Today 04:58 am] Tearen Wover : Screw fights and quests: boat parties and philosophy hikes are where itz at. [Inb4 my plans actually involve a boat party dissolving into fight AND quest mode] RE: Chatbox quotes - Blink - 10-15-2017 RE: Chatbox quotes - Amaterasu - 10-19-2017 [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : And because it's USB it's technology and technology does not have genders. Therefore it is neither straight nor gay ^_^ [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : Maybe it is technosexual Frog [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywor...cgdfnaso_e [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : Technology has genders to! [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : And guess what, they're... BINARY! [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : MUAHAHAH! Punz! [13-Jzall's Avatar] *13-Jzall is triggered* [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : XD [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : Wait... so then, which gender is "0"? [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn';t it obvious? [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn't it? [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : 1... 0... [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Pretty obvious how this plays out. [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : keptic: ... :woah: ![Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : :wat: Wait, are you implying that men are greater than women? [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:50 AM] Gunther Stein : 1 may be greater than 0, but 0 is absolute. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : Here's where it gets romantic. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man alone is just 1. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man and a woman is 10. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : But then again a man and a man is 11. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And a woman and a woman is 00 and if you play D&D rolling two zeroes is a perfect 100. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And that's why lesbian porn is hot. [Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Gunther Stein : Nealogiced! [Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Amaterasu : ... okay, you win. |