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RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 07-17-2017

[spoiler][Today 02:31 pm] Desman Black : Dust is litterly the only male person (other the deadpool, but their not people) who I could see Des with...
[Today 02:31 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : You won't share with Ebony. You belong to Ebony.
[Today 02:31 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:31 pm] Ash : Okay.. First off. What an honor it is to be in the same group as Deadpool
[Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : Jak is more of a'best freind' type deal, and daxter's... just there
[Today 02:32 pm] Jak Mar : Well desman is taken
[Today 02:32 pm] Ash : Secondly: Wow! but why?
[Today 02:32 pm] Desman Black : No, I'm not (yet)
[Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Crack ship
[Today 02:33 pm] Ash : OH-HO~!
[Today 02:33 pm] Yuuka Kazami : I am awake. Arguably.
[Today 02:33 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:33 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:33 pm] Desman Black : @Ash, also, I'm going to get Des drunk, and he's coming for dust *winks*
[Today 02:34 pm] Desman Black : that's why
[Today 02:34 pm] Ash : xD Poor Dust
[Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:34 pm] Ash : He can't handle all that hot robut sexiness.
[Today 02:34 pm] Jak Mar : Have fun des
[Today 02:35 pm] Desman Black : But first, to get a flaming towel cape
[Today 02:36 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhhh I might have Torn kiss dust
[Today 02:37 pm] Ash : =P As funny as that would be, I don't see that happening.
[Today 02:37 pm] Desman Black : *dust ducks* *Torn kisses Des*
[Today 02:37 pm] Ash : xD
[Today 02:37 pm] Jak Mar : Torn: what the...
[Today 02:38 pm] Jak Mar : String of curses
[Today 02:38 pm] Ash : Well I meant more like, unless I missed a release telling the fans that Torn was into guys, I don't think he'd go for that. Unless he's also drunk
[Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, I wonder what kind of line up Ash would get if she set up a kissing booth.
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
*Desman Black summons drinks and everyone is the beach theard is now drunk*
[Today 02:39 pm] Ash : Also, Also.. What kind of outfit she'd wear.
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Sorry sorry
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
[Today 02:39 pm] Jak Mar : Torn, Jak and Dax are now drunk
[Today 02:40 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: hey ash
[Today 02:40 pm] Ash : Too bad she wasn't able to come to the beach, she could have worn a bkini~!
[Today 02:40 pm] Desman Black : Beach theard is just IC Drunk omniverse now.
[Today 02:41 pm] Desman Black : This has gone full circle...
[Today 02:41 pm] Ash : xD if Jak gets drunk he should drunk text Ash
[Today 02:41 pm] Jak Mar : Oo tempting Dax
[Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : Yess
[Today 02:42 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I wonder if Ebony would take off her cloak if she went to the beach.
[Today 02:42 pm] Ash : or put more on?
[Today 02:42 pm] Desman Black : The group of four men (or maybe males would be more appropriate in this case)
[Today 02:42 pm] Ash : dark lace umbrella?
[Today 02:42 pm] Jak Mar : That would be fun
[Today 02:43 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:43 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : That wouldn't surprise me Ash.
[Today 02:43 pm] Desman Black : line form the post i'm writing that is apporiate
[Today 02:44 pm] Ash : or drunk call? "H-Hey.. I just called to say, hey.. I just called to tell you. YOU. ARE. HOT."
[Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:45 pm] Ash : xD or better. Dax starts texting her from Jak's phone.
[Today 02:45 pm] Jak Mar : Oh Geeze
[Today 02:45 pm] Ash : Jak just takes the phone and then low key keeps texting her.
[Today 02:46 pm] Jak Mar : Yesss
[Today 02:46 pm] Desman Black : Then he accidently sends it to Des
[Today 02:47 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:47 pm] Ash : Des just starts spell checking it
[Today 02:47 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:47 pm] Desman Black : Then sends back the text now spellchecked, and drunk
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : lol
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : oh man. xD
[Today 02:48 pm] Desman Black : accidently post's it to omnitwitter as well
[Today 02:48 pm] Ash : LMAO
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: flustered
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: heyyy
[Today 02:49 pm] Ash : i want this to happen now xD
[Today 02:49 pm] Desman Black : Ash see's the tweet saying that Des thinks she's hot
[Today 02:49 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : Jak: she's mine des
[Today 02:50 pm] Desman Black : becomes an awkard love dodecahedron
[Today 02:50 pm] Jak Mar : XD
[Today 02:51 pm] Ash : lol xD is this how their friendship ends? a drunken text mess?
[Today 02:51 pm] Jak Mar : Pshhhh
[Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : No, Des will still 'like' Jak
[Today 02:52 pm] Desman Black : ...As a freind of course
[Today 02:53 pm] Jak Mar : Ohhhh Mann
[Today 02:53 pm] Ash : =P just don't let her in on how drunk you are Jak, or that omnitwitter post might be taken down for pornagraphic images
[Today 02:53 pm] Amaterasu : Frog
*Ash is totally the type to take advantage of drunk guys.*
[Today 02:54 pm] Ash : tis a doge
[Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: Hey, I sent that omnitwitter post
[Today 02:54 pm] Jak Mar : Sundoge hat
[Today 02:54 pm] Desman Black : Des: And I'm already naked
[Today 02:55 pm] Ash : then why are you spell checking a d-pic?
[Today 02:55 pm] Jak Mar : Oo
*Amaterasu has posted in Vote for Us! (July)*
[Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : I made it just for you (drink reponse to take advantage of ash)
[Today 02:56 pm] Amaterasu : A d-pic? You mean a doge-pic? Hee
[Today 02:56 pm] Desman Black : Yes, I made ash a robotic Doge
*Gildarts has posted in Beach Filler Episode (OPEN)*
[Today 02:58 pm] Ash : xD
[Today 02:58 pm] Jak Mar : Man you guys are making me laugh at 3:00 am my time
[Today 02:58 pm] Amaterasu : That means that Ash has a new head that I have not yet sat on Skeptic This must be rectified![/spoiler]


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ash - 07-19-2017

[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : i'm sure you can make up for this in some way
[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : and at the ned of the day, an ultrasue is still a battle brother
[Today 09:32 am] Morene Fellon : so i will give him the benefit of the doubt
[Today 09:33 am] Morene Fellon : but please never break into a prison with a fucking sex storm daemon and a weirdo tech nerd elf ever again--
[Today 09:34 am] Desman Black : yes mom, sorry mom, won't happen again mom

I feel like I should be offended...
But I'm not.
Maybe if it weren't true. =3


RE: Chatbox quotes - Amaterasu - 07-20-2017

(Cut to include only relevant parts)
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:46 PM] Desman Black : I will stick this blaster in your mouth!!
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:49 PM] Desman Black : I ment the arm cannon I have...
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Desman Black : Wait, I'm I basically a cell mega-man?
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:50 PM] Amaterasu : Desman is basically Mega-Man on a segway.
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:51 PM] Desman Black : With Ki blaster and sword.
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 01:52 PM] Amaterasu : ... so you are cyborg Taopaipai on a segway.


RE: Chatbox quotes - Soldier 75 - 07-25-2017

[spoiler] Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh geez I have not been in the Chatbox for ages. How is everyone?
Dust's Avatar [Today 10:59 am] Dust : hello newish face. xD
Android 17's Avatar *Android 17 has posted in Sense and Sensibility and Stormtroopers [T5]*
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Eric Everstorm : Herro
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:00 am] Android 17 : Eric is one of the many ghosts of the Omniverse
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : I literally just realized I've been in the OV for 1.5 years, I could have sworn it was less
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : oh, are we not supposed to talk to the ghosts?
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Eric Everstorm : Yep I mainly just lurk
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:01 am] Dust : are they busy doing ghost things, and its best not to disturb them? =P
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : dust shut up
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Yeah, I have to go haunt someone's roster thread
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : There's no ghosts
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Gaston : Eric Everstorm is a myth
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Dust : But.. I can see him.
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Android 17 : time to return to killin' it in bioshock
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:02 am] Eric Everstorm : Oh I don't exist, I forgot, sorry I'lol be on my way
Android 17's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Android 17 : hoorah
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : Ah yes
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : He's right there. *points to empty spot*
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Gaston : The Empire's narcotics are working
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm disappears*
Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Aquamarine : Wait what?
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : xD
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:03 am] Dust : Nuu. Come back. =P
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm reappears behind Dust*
Eric Everstorm's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Eric Everstorm : BOO
Aquamarine's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Aquamarine : What do you mean Gaston?
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : The Empire is brainwashing us with drugs and subliminal messaging to believe an entity called "Eric Everstorm" exists
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:04 am] Gaston : Do not fall into their illusion, he is a myth
Dust's Avatar *Dust jumps.*
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : Give us more context man
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : You jumping off of a bridge, jumping in place, you in a bouncy house?
Gaston's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Gaston : What you mean?
Eric Everstorm's Avatar *Eric Everstorm dissapears again before Dust can look back*
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : Don't tell me how to jump xD
Dust's Avatar [Today 11:05 am] Dust : You aren't my real mom!
Dust's Avatar *Dust goes Ghost hunting.* [/spoiler]


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ian Sylvester - 07-27-2017

[Today 07:31 pm] Sam : It's okay I'm currently stationary !
[Today 07:31 pm] Ian Sylvester : also sam is now paper (stationary)
[Today 07:31 pm] Sam : That wink wasn't supposed to be there >_>
[Today 07:32 pm] Sam : Pff I'm the mighty pen!
[Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : ^ _^
[Today 07:32 pm] Ian Sylvester : no, you're a floofy fox
[Today 07:36 pm] Ian Sylvester : you're a paper mache fox XD
[Today 07:38 pm] Sam : Mightier than the sword I tell you!


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 07-31-2017

[Image: ezzy.jpg?dateline=1500566074] *Ezrihel gags.*
[Image: omniverse-rpg.com] *Ebonywood Hellscythe dies
[Image: avatar_246.jpg?dateline=1496810817] [Today 09:32] Dust : yep



RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 08-02-2017

[Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : If you guys want to have some fun with Sammy's thread, try taking the movie title and add "In bed" at the end.
[Today 03:58 pm] Amaterasu : Then think about what the new movie would be about.
[Today 03:58 pm] Sam : Ammy don't start the children on that xD
[Today 04:00 pm] Amaterasu : For a less lewd version, you can also add "-ing" to the end of the movie title.
[Today 04:17 pm] Desman Black : Spiderman Homecoming=> wait...  Confusedkeptic:
[Today 04:37 pm] ElFailzalot : moving into video games now, are we
[Today 04:42 pm] Desman Black : Animal crossing=> *Desman black has already made this joke*
[Today 04:47 pm] Desman Black : legend of zelda link's awakening => "DESMAN, STOP USING THAT JOKE!!!"
[Today 04:48 pm] Amaterasu : :frog:


RE: Chatbox quotes - Sylvan Ravenhead - 08-02-2017

[Today 06:32 PM] Desman Black : No one rates like gaston/no one baits like gaston/ no one breacks all your fine china plates like gaston


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ash - 08-03-2017

[Today 05:25 am] Ash : one pill? xD
[Today 05:27 am] Sam : One pill that adds to all my stats
[Today 05:27 am] Ash : For Ash? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHvT0CbO8SM
[Today 05:28 am] Ash : Yeah but you have the OM to buy at least 10 and still have more than enough xD
[Today 05:29 am] Sam : It doesn't pay to have unused items in your roster
[Today 05:30 am] Sam : Plus no one wants to fight me
[Today 05:30 am] Gaston : I'll fight you
[Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : I'd fight you.
[Today 05:30 am] Dane Regan : But you ran away.
[Today 05:31 am] Ash : Dust wants to fight you.
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : Says the guy who spent the whole day running away from me
[Today 05:31 am] Ash : Ash don't want nothing to do with you unless its of the same nature as ms stormtrooper.
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : Ha
[Today 05:31 am] Sam : She may see gil again
[Today 05:32 am] Ash : Although warning. xD she was JUST with Jak
[Today 05:32 am] Ash : them big shoes to fill if you know what i mean. =D
[Today 05:32 am] Sam : Anyway.....
[Today 05:33 am] Ash : xD I'm sorry Sam


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-13-2017

Deathscythe

[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] *Ash has posted a new thread: MOCK FIGHT - OOC: Black Ash vs Everyone Else*
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:41] Jade Harley : DiScUSsiOn ThReAd
[Image: 0lO11fz.png?dateline=1476000419] [Today 09:42] Desman Black : ^discussion thred =3
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : "Ebonywood Deathscythe"
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : "Deathscythe"
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : >y tho
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:42] Revan Noctis : Lol
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:42] Ash : xD
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:42] Ash : i must have been thinking of soul
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:43] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS ASH!
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:43] Ebonywood Hellscythe : I TRUSTED U
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] *Jade Harley has posted in MOCK FIGHT - OOC: Black Ash vs Everyone Else*
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : Deathscythe
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : Hey there, Deathscythe
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:44] Jade Harley : How are you. Death. Scythe.
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:44] Ebonywood Hellscythe : ;v
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:45] Revan Noctis : Poor maplewood you guys stop it
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:45] Jade Harley : Hardwood floorscythe
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:45] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Ash, Death isn't a cool thing. Hell is. Hell is full of fire and stuff which makes it cool. Death is like, "oh, I'm dead" which is meh.
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:45] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Pls
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:46] Revan Noctis : I agree with the fire
[Image: avatar_207.jpg?dateline=1502514361] [Today 09:46] Ash : Idk what you are talking about. >.> I see no mistake on my best friend's name
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:46] Revan Noctis : I will be on Ebonys team
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:46] Jade Harley : HEY, Death is cool
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:46] Jade Harley : Death likes pizza
[Image: avatar_653.png?dateline=1501857361] [Today 09:46] Ebonywood Hellscythe : You gotta earn your place on my team dude.
[Image: avatar_530.jpg?dateline=1477797567] [Today 09:47] Revan Noctis : Nvm
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:47] Jade Harley : LOL
[Image: avatar_214.png?dateline=1498967320] [Today 09:48] Jade Harley : Revan, never stop being you



RE: Chatbox quotes - homin-Ratione - 08-30-2017

Morene Fellon's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] Morene Fellon : i am a tranquil carpet muncher thank you very much
homin-Ratione's Avatar [Today 09:55 PM] homin-Ratione : Holy FUCK Morene


RE: Chatbox quotes - Trixie - 08-31-2017

OMG HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY


RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 08-31-2017

[Today 05:19 pm] Ash : i could also, maybe use some food.. since the last time i ate was like half a day ago..
[Today 05:20 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Wassup Clown?
[Today 05:21 pm] Desman Black : *deathstares ash*
[Today 05:21 pm] Clownpiece : Tired FrogGonk
[Today 05:22 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Frog
[Today 05:24 pm] Ash : what? i don't have my husbando around to feed me when i get lost in my work =P
[Today 05:26 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Just get a toaster and paint it red. Basically the same thing as Desman.
[Today 05:33 pm] 13-Jzall :badda bing badda boom http://imgur.com/a/RxA5c


RE: Chatbox quotes - Luci - 09-10-2017

[Today 02:07 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : Banishing is always a reeeeaaaalll dick move.
[Today 02:13 pm] Victor Wolfe : I didn't realise it hadn't been done before
[Today 02:13 pm] Vulre Oakenlimb : bruh you spent weeks braggin' bout it and you got yourself a custom badge for it


RE: Chatbox quotes - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 09-28-2017

[Image: avatar_330.jpg?dateline=1506260502] [Today 00:22] Alex : dude if I didn't have a job, I'd bend Dracula over and do Jeff things to him


RE: Chatbox quotes - Desman Black - 09-28-2017

Today 08:55 am] Gaston : See Cirno with me at Chara's side it'll be easy to convince Darkshire to attack Dracula
Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:55 am] Gaston : All it'll take is one "I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!"
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : But Dracula is quite gentlemanly and couth.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:56 am] Cell : He's not beastly at all.
Gaston's Avatar [Today 08:57 am] Gaston : @Cell 'Tis but a ruse.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : How do you know? Get to know the guy. You might find you have many things in common.
Cell's Avatar [Today 08:58 am] Cell : For example, he also likes to eat 60 unborn lesser beings every day


RE: Chatbox quotes - The Vision - 10-01-2017

Clownpiece's Avatar *Clownpiece flops*
Dick Howland's Avatar *Dick Howland flops harder*
Cell's Avatar [Today 03:09 pm] Cell : Dick is flopping... sounds like a job for briefs.


RE: Chatbox quotes - Jade Harley - 10-15-2017

[Today 04:58 am] Tearen Wover : Screw fights and quests: boat parties and philosophy hikes are where itz at.

[Inb4 my plans actually involve a boat party dissolving into fight AND quest mode]


RE: Chatbox quotes - Blink - 10-15-2017

[Image: avatar_135.jpg?dateline=1457307696] [Today 10:45 pm] Morene Fellon : jzall i am basically a space marine but with giant knockers
[Image: avatar_135.jpg?dateline=1457307696] [Today 10:45 pm] Morene Fellon : don't even try me


RE: Chatbox quotes - Amaterasu - 10-19-2017

[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : And because it's USB it's technology and technology does not have genders. Therefore it is neither straight nor gay ^_^
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:45 AM] Amaterasu : Maybe it is technosexual Frog
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywor...cgdfnaso_e
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : Technology has genders to!
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : And guess what, they're... BINARY!
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : MUAHAHAH! Punz!
[13-Jzall's Avatar] *13-Jzall is triggered*
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : XD
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Amaterasu : Wait... so then, which gender is "0"?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn';t it obvious?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Isn't it?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : 1... 0...
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:48 AM] Gunther Stein : Pretty obvious how this plays out.
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : Confusedkeptic: ... :woah: !
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:49 AM] Amaterasu : :wat: Wait, are you implying that men are greater than women?
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:50 AM] Gunther Stein : 1 may be greater than 0, but 0 is absolute.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : Here's where it gets romantic.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man alone is just 1.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : A man and a woman is 10.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : But then again a man and a man is 11.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And a woman and a woman is 00 and if you play D&D rolling two zeroes is a perfect 100.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:51 AM] Gunther Stein : And that's why lesbian porn is hot.
[Gunther Stein's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Gunther Stein : Nealogiced!
[Amaterasu's Avatar] [Today 09:52 AM] Amaterasu : ... okay, you win.