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RE: Chatbox quotes - Kyle Crane - 10-06-2016
Highlights from today's discussion:
Gaige's Avatar [Today 11:03 PM] Gaige : masturbation soup
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 11:02 PM] Mick Rory : ...To be fair, my searchv history would raise questions.
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 10:57 PM] Mick Rory : Now we're talking about boobs?
Trixie's Avatar [Today 10:57 PM] Trixie : YES
Trixie's Avatar [Today 10:57 PM] Trixie : BECAUSE THEY ARE GIFTS FROM THE BLOOD GOD
Guu's Avatar [Today 10:57 PM] Guu : Okay, back to writing before I get distracted by tits
Trixie's Avatar [Today 11:06 PM] Trixie : I had a guy ask to buy a pair of my underwear for 50 bucks once
Trixie's Avatar [Today 11:06 PM] Trixie : easiest 50 dollars ever
Trixie's Avatar [Today 11:06 PM] Trixie : I went commando for the rest of the night
RE: Chatbox quotes - Dr. McNinja - 10-06-2016
Deadpool's Avatar [Today 04:30 pm] Deadpool : My friggin puberty is older than Mick
RE: Chatbox quotes - Amber Veritz - 10-12-2016
[Today 03:56 am] Guu : Or if I do, it'll be something to let off steam with, like maybe Panty Anarchy
Creatia Weatherly's Avatar [Today 03:56 am] Creatia Weatherly : I think I'll stick with just one... For now.
Guu's Avatar [Today 03:56 am] Guu : See how many PCs I could have sex with
Guu's Avatar [Today 03:57 am] Guu : Just something mindless and fun like that
RE: Chatbox quotes - Kyle Crane - 10-12-2016
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 01:16 PM] Mick Rory : I laughed way too hard at Conspiracy Theorist's Blog. The entire thing seemed to be targeting Palpatine's sexuality.
Amaterasu's Avatar [Today 01:16 PM] Amaterasu : Mick pls. We all know that Palpatine is Harambesexual.
ElFailzalot's Avatar [Today 01:20 PM] ElFailzalot : :frog:
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 01:20 PM] Mick Rory : ...So, in other words, Palpatine has dicks out for Harambe.
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 01:21 PM] Mick Rory : ...Oh god the mental pictures
RE: Chatbox quotes - Kyle Crane - 10-26-2016
Mick Rory's Avatar [Today 10:42 AM] Mick Rory : Dicks out for Harambe Putin.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Dark Link - 11-11-2016
Not a chatbox quote, but it's an instance of unintentional humour that I felt was worth posting:
[12:37:50] Dark Link: Oh wow, I forgot the memory part. So she is a bit like DL, after all.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Kyle Crane - 11-16-2016
Demetri Malius's Avatar [Today 05:24 PM] Demetri Malius : Demetri = FORESIGHT AND SENSES TO THE MAX HNNNN I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING EVEN MY OWN ASSHOLE HNNNN
EDIT:
Demetri Malius's Avatar [Today 05:26 PM] Demetri Malius : demetri can feel your asshole too
RE: Chatbox quotes - Ezrihel - 11-16-2016
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[Today 04:30 PM] Demetri Malius : we need like a prune alert button [Today 04:30 PM] Demetri Malius : almost like the batman sptolight [Today 04:30 PM] Demetri Malius : but like for staff saying [Today 04:30 PM] Demetri Malius : "WE HAVE RUINED ALL THAT IS HOLY POLEASE HELP US PRUNE THE SHOUTBOXZ SO THAT WE ARE NOT CONSUMED BY THE DARKNESS" *Demetri Malius raises the alarms* [Today 04:31 PM] Demetri Malius : ![[Image: frogsiren.gif]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/frogsiren.gif)
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[Today 04:31 PM] Neptune : *distant sounds of explosions* *Demetri Malius adds everyones innocence to his satchel* [Today 04:33 PM] Neptune : CHAOS [Today 04:33 PM] Neptune : REIGNS![[Image: untitled_by_sprite_genius-d6teqkj.jpg?da...1476888276]](http://t06.deviantart.net/xnzUY6616VGC-05cEdZeR3DIvo0=/fit-in/300x900/filters:no_upscale():origin()/pre04/45d7/th/pre/f/2013/311/8/2/untitled_by_sprite_genius-d6teqkj.jpg?dateline=1476888276){kind=icon}
[Today 04:33 PM] Mick Rory : Maybe if we change the subject we can pretend it never happened [Today 04:33 PM] Demetri Malius : thats not something you can pretend just didnt happen [Today 04:33 PM] Demetri Malius : thats like poeople who are like [Today 04:33 PM] Demetri Malius : "I dont believe in the Holocaust"
RE: Chatbox quotes - Skadi Lufthejt - 11-24-2016
[Today 05:49 AM] Demetri Malius : *becomes a ghost* [Today 05:49 AM] Demetri Malius : <_<![[Image: avatar_317.jpg?dateline=1479634028]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_317.jpg?dateline=1479634028){kind=avatar}
[Today 05:49 AM] ElFailzalot : GHOST! *ElFailzalot GETS THE FUCKING SALT*![[Image: avatar_240.gif?dateline=1479486859]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_240.gif?dateline=1479486859){kind=avatar}
[Today 05:50 AM] Amaterasu : *is paying the reaper bribes to get Demmy revived* [Today 05:50 AM] Demetri Malius : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A HAUNTED ADAM *ElFailzalot GRABS YE OLE ANTI-GHOST BLUNDERBUSS* [Today 05:50 AM] Demetri Malius : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A HAUNTED ADAMMM *ElFailzalot LOADS IT UP WITH SALT* [Today 05:50 AM] Demetri Malius : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A HAUNTED ADAM *ElFailzalot BLASTS GHOSTMETRI* [Today 05:50 AM] Amaterasu : C'mon brah, 500 OM and my hamster's soul? You'll never get a better deal. [Today 05:51 AM] Demetri Malius : STEALLLLLLL HIS SOUL AND CONSU-- *Demetri Malius looks at the gaping hole in his ghost chest* *Demetri Malius leans in close to Adam* [Today 05:51 AM] ElFailzalot : ![[Image: frog.gif]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/frog.gif)
[Today 05:51 AM] Amaterasu : *begins lapping up the salt bits scattered all over* [Today 05:51 AM] Demetri Malius : Defense doesnt apply to ghosts. *Demetri Malius grins wide* [Today 05:52 AM] ElFailzalot : IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILIE ET SPIRITUS SANCTI *ElFailzalot aggressively waves holy symbol around* *Demetri Malius pulls out his void satchel* *Demetri Malius sucks up the holy symbol into the void, along with any other holy artifacts.* [Today 05:53 AM] ElFailzalot : [Today 05:53 AM] ElFailzalot : ![[Image: froggonk.gif]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/froggonk.gif)
[Today 05:53 AM] Demetri Malius : ![[Image: frogbon.gif]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/frogbon.gif)
[Today 05:53 AM] ElFailzalot : MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD
RE: Chatbox quotes - Kyle Crane - 12-21-2016
This made me laugh way too hard.
*ElFailzalot kicks in the fucking door* *ElFailzalot flops face down on the floor* *ElFailzalot does the motherfucking dinosaur*
RE: Chatbox quotes - Super Mario - 12-22-2016
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[Today 03:14 am] Sonic the Hedgehog : Will-o'-wisps that have anal beads? Kinky-hinkypunks. [Today 03:14 am] Amaterasu : ![[Image: awe8.png]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/awe8.png)
[Today 03:16 am] Sonic the Hedgehog : I'm not even sorry.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Blink - 12-25-2016
Not the chatbox, but here's a fun Skype experience I just had from the guy that may or may not still be Warren Zimmer.
[9:13:59 PM] Cyberstrike: How do you mark Holidays read?
[9:14:43 PM] Reb: ?
[9:15:20 PM] Cyberstrike: Your birthday showed up, couldn't get rid of notification unless I messaged you.
[9:15:38 PM] Reb: I have no idea
[9:15:50 PM] Reb: sorry to have inconvenienced you :-P
[9:16:47 PM] Cyberstrike: It' alright.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Super Mario - 01-01-2017
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[Today 03:58 am] Sans : But the delicious saxes. Mmmmm. [Today 03:58 am] Sans : In Death of a Bachelor. [Today 03:58 am] Sans : More songs need saxes. THey are so orgasmic. [Today 03:58 am] Sonic the Hedgehog : DoaB is basically ear sex. [Today 03:59 am] Sans : The singer is giving our ears the best love they will ever get. [Today 03:59 am] Sans : It's like fucking someone in the ass and having the common courtesy to give them the reach around.--
[Today 04:11 am] Sans : *pretends to drink beer while slurring in the most offensive scottish accent possible* [Today 04:12 am] Sonic the Hedgehog : An' here's to an'ther yea' o' drinkin' rum! Aye! [Today 04:13 am] [b]Sans[/b] : [b]AAAAiiiii fUKed ur MoAM laast niit[/b]--
[Today 04:04 am] Sans : I'm gonna become a walking meme machine one day. [Today 04:05 am] Sonic the Hedgehog : Please do. [Today 04:06 am] Sans : I hope to. Become like The Rock where I could say anything and the next thing I know, my legion of fanboys have it as a hastag on twitter. [Today 04:06 am] Sans : hashtag* htfdidifuckinmisspellthat [Today 04:07 am] Sans : And I would say fangirls too, but I'm too unattractive to ever get fangirls ![[Image: frown.gif]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/frown.gif)
Highlights from today's conversation in PMs.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Super Mario - 01-03-2017
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[Today 06:34 am] Gaige : Oh my God he's black ops Pinnochio
RE: Chatbox quotes - Jade Harley - 01-19-2017
[Yesterday 09:08 pm] King Ghidorah : Speaking of which. I am posting as Ghidorah again. He may actually get through this one without doing something horrible!
[Yesterday 09:08 pm] King Ghidorah : Oop. No, he started a forest-fire.
RE: Chatbox quotes - Jade Harley - 01-21-2017
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[Today 02:10 am] Hiro Protagonist : Blame Okor rubbing off on Hiro![[Image: avatar_265.jpg?dateline=1484915002]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_265.jpg?dateline=1484915002){kind=avatar}
[Today 02:11 am] Utsuho Reiuji : Yeah you should probably wash that off at some point
RE: Chatbox quotes - Luci - 01-24-2017
[Today 04:15 PM] Yukki Kazuto : I have recently escaped a room where I was naked, tied to a chair, and surrounded by angry gansterettes
[Today 04:16 PM] Luci : Sounds scary Yukki. Any idea who did it?
[Today 04:17 PM] Yukki Kazuto : Not a clue Luci. Nobody comes to mind in fact...
[Today 04:17 PM] Luci : Didn't think so...
RE: Chatbox quotes - homin-Ratione - 01-30-2017
[Today 06:55 PM] Dawnika Snow : Dern
[Today 06:55 PM] Dawnika Snow : Id ask Wover but I know he's in hell
RE: Chatbox quotes - Ezrihel - 02-03-2017
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[Today 11:07 AM] Ezrihel : Just dump holy water on him![[Image: avatar_127.jpg?dateline=1459593476]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_127.jpg?dateline=1459593476){kind=avatar}
[Today 11:07 AM] Okor : that might work [Today 11:07 AM] Ezrihel : drown him in a big ass bath of it![[Image: avatar_210.png?dateline=1484658069]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_210.png?dateline=1484658069){kind=avatar}
[Today 11:07 AM] Undyne : I think it would turn into sulphuric water after a few seconds. [Today 11:07 AM] Ezrihel : Baptising Okor [Today 11:08 AM] Ezrihel : imagine it [Today 11:08 AM] Okor : You'd end up with a like a fist-sized mini-Okor yelling at you in a high-pitched voice [Today 11:08 AM] Ezrihel : oooh myyyy goooood [Today 11:08 AM] Undyne : In the name of the father (Nurgle), the son (Slaanesh) and the unholy ghost (Whoreus) [Today 11:08 AM] Ezrihel : that's precious though XD [Today 11:09 AM] Undyne : I hereby baptise you to the name, uh... John. [Today 11:09 AM] Okor : heh [Today 11:09 AM] Amaterasu : I better get on Amms to continue the silliness *Ezrihel has posted in Petition to change Okor's name to John* [Today 11:11 AM] Okor : bruh [Today 11:11 AM] Ezrihel : ![[Image: awe5.png]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/images/smilies/awe5.png)
[Today 11:11 AM] Ezrihel : hmm? [Today 11:11 AM] Amaterasu : ![[Image: avatar_60.jpg?dateline=1482206322]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_60.jpg?dateline=1482206322){kind=avatar}
[Today 11:11 AM] Miranda Frost : you got me [Today 11:11 AM] Miranda Frost : v.v [Today 11:12 AM] Amaterasu : Very smart. [Today 11:12 AM] Ezrihel : HHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH [Today 11:12 AM] Ezrihel : It would have said "Ezrihel has posted a new topic: Petition to change..."![[Image: avatar_198.jpg?dateline=1468976172]](http://omniverse-rpg.com/uploads/avatars/avatar_198.jpg?dateline=1468976172){kind=avatar}
[Today 11:12 AM] Captain America : I fell for it... [Today 11:13 AM] Amaterasu : Yeah, I was wondering how you'd done that...
RE: Chatbox quotes - homin-Ratione - 02-13-2017
[Today 12:04 PM] Kelly MacAryn : *Nerds his way into the chat*
*homin-Ratione bulls through the chat wall, grabbing Kelly by the throat and chokeslamming them*
[Today 12:09 PM] homin-Ratione : NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS
[Today 12:10 PM] Kelly MacAryn : *freeze frame*
[Today 12:10 PM] Kelly MacAryn : Voiceover: Does this happen to you?
[Today 12:11 PM] Hiro Protagonist : Hire Hiro Protagonist Bully Blender Services!
[Today 12:11 PM] Kelly MacAryn : Then you need the OMNINERD EXCERCISE PROGRAM (Program!) (Program!)
[Today 12:11 PM] Hiro Protagonist : OMAKASE WASHI DOSU SHIKANAMIIIIII
[Today 12:11 PM] Hiro Protagonist : -shingshingshingshingshing-
[Today 12:12 PM] Hiro Protagonist : SPLORTH
*Eda has posted in Vote for Us! (February)*
[Today 12:20 PM] ElFailzalot :
[Today 12:23 PM] Kelly MacAryn : This-product-approved-by-frog-siren-industries.
[Today 12:25 PM] ElFailzalot :