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[TEXT] Ash to Victor Wolfe

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 08:24:00 +0000

Hey~! Had 'loads' of fun. Look me up sometime on the outside~!

And a favor, if you are up to it? Can I get Candy's contact, I'd love to keep in reach with him~!

<3
Ash.

Gunner position needed

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 00:34:09 +0000

Are you looking for a well paying job? Do you have training with weapons? Well Kawashiro Industries has the job for you! There is a Gunner position open for there Twisted Metal F-zero Crew. Head to 500 Frank St. Tier 4 to apply. Spots are limited so hurry to have a chance to join up.

Encrypted email. Recipients; Vision, Moon Knight

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 22:24:30 +0000

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YAHDR OETPDTS AGOTINLPRL NSEEAVRG OWTRE ELADT TWIH

LLWI EB ON NCNBAARI RFO EOMS TEIM LIWL BE NI THCUO

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Encrypted from Shadow 1-8 to Courscant Spec Ops team (Trixie, or whomever)

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:15:19 +0000

Dear whomever is reading this,

I would like to talk regarding my job skills regarding joining a possible Special Ops area of your guard. I have the experience needed for the job as I can explain to you what I can do.

Regarding: Shadow 1-8

Email to Moon Knight

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 02:24:46 +0000

To: Moon Knight@Avengers.net
From: J.D.@Iwillbecome a hero
Subject: Avengers

While I could not see myself working ON your team, I would be willing to work WITH your team, if I am ever in Coruscant or in an area where there is a mission you need done. The reason is that I am recovering from an injury that was given me by a psychotic secondary who used two swords, and amputated both of my hands. I've tried to regrow them, but it's just not working. I'll have to replace them with mechanical ones, sadly enough.

Calling Any Heroes

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 02:16:48 +0000

To any and all people of the Omniverse.

To some, you may know that we already exist and as well have already read the previous message from the Vision stating that there was an Avengers initiative in the creation. To others who may not have, we are a team, an amalgam coalition of some of the Multiverse's many heroes working together to defend and protect justice and avenge the innocent who have fallen from an evil or wrongdoing. To put it simply we are what some call the good guys--vigilantes.

In the spirit of honesty this message, I am here to say that to all of you we are still looking for more members. We are searching for new heroes that share our vision for forwarding progress and a more heroic age. An age where there is a better Omniverse where peace is present, that truth, justice, and everyone is served to its best fairly.

In conclusion, I have added my Communicator ID and as well the Vision's at the bottom of this message. If you truly wish to join we're located in the fourth tier of Coruscant. If you have any questions contact me or the Vision.

I look forward to anyone all joining.

-Moon Knight

Livestream: King Bradley Addresses 13th Legion!

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:20:23 +0000

Everywhere around the upper tiers of Coruscant a live news feed breaks through your regularly scheduled programming. Following the events and reports from the Holo-Net News Network, King Bradley has decided to address the entirety of the 13th Legion and personally award specific members the Imperial Cross. As the video feed focuses in you see Bradley walking onto the stage to a podium that sits in front of six battalions of Clone Troopers, all in their armor, minus helmets. As the King reaches center stage every person on the screen stands to salute him.

Quote:“At ease, Thirteen.” The King said, holding up both his hands.

Every Clone Trooper, as if programmed in unison, put both hands behind their back and widened their stance.

“I have gathered you here to honor some of the Empire’s finest soldiers. For in its hour of need they took the initiative and sought justice for crimes committed against the state.” He said into the microphones, motioning behind him to the special forces team.

“When I first met Captain Zulenka she was an Ensign with everything to prove to the Empire; that she wasn’t a criminal. That day I ordered a stay on her incarceration along with Corporal Terra. I told them both to prove themselves. I’d say they’ve done that and more. Wouldn’t you agree, Thirteen!?”

The last sentence he shouted, raising his hands to the crowd, which caused the entire room to erupt into cheering and shouts of praise for the team who had successfully stopped two full companies of Rebel Soldiers on Tier 2 and avenged the lost members of the Empire at the ambushed party. Trixie scanned the room as each of the Clones around her, including hangar personnel and military staff cheered for her and her team. To finally be on the good side of the Empire almost brought tears to her eyes, but the Mistress maintained composure. Righting her posture and fixing her gaze on Bradley, he had turned to take something from his assistant.

“Captain Beatrix Zulenka. In recognition for your heroic action on Tier 2 you are being awarded the Imperial Cross and promoted to Major. Congratulations!” He held out his hand for Trixie to shake, which prompted the newly promoted redhead to step forward and firmly shake the King’s hand.

“Thank you, sir!” She said, saluting him as he handed her a wooden box containing her golden oak leaves.

The video continues on to show King Bradley awarding promotions and medals to Seventeen, November, and Aisha. As the ceremony wraps up the video feed ends with the insignia of the 13th Legion being displayed. It lasts for a full minute and then the regularly scheduled programming continues.

Quote:

We need to talk

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:09:09 +0000

I have been searching around the internet for some time now. And during this time, I have come across the term ‘Trolling’ and I have to say I am COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OFFENDED BY IT!!!

Why must we trolls, as a minority, be defined by and blamed for these virtual acts of disregard and disrespect when most of us are a quiet communities making an honest living in our homelands, while everyone else gets off Scott free because of the anonymity of the screen that separates us.

I say NO MORE!! It’s time to think of a new word for this vile act, and it’s time we did it as a community.

Hawt Kings Hugging-R (Fanfic.Omni)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 00:32:13 +0000

This is my story so if you don't like don't read. Constructive criticism only plox.

Mickey’s hand accidentally brushed against Gilgamesh’s. The loud music of the room clouded their thoughts and the spark that they felt was both frightening and intriguing.

Yu Kanda glanced over, noticed the electricity bouncing between the two kings, and dragged Mickey away. “Mickey, girl,” the swordsman said, “Don’t do it. He’s a total dick.”

“Piss off, Kanda,” Mickey protested, spinning around and sauntering back toward Gilgamesh.

“You look amazing,” Gilgamesh said, with a smouldering look in his eyes, stroking Mickey’s remaining ear.

“Thanks, pal,” Mickey smiled coyly. He didn’t know how Karl Jak had turned the arena into a dance floor so suddenly, but in this moment, he was thankful. He chugged the rest of his whiskey neat and grabbed Gilgamesh’s hand, pulling him seductively to the dance floor as the music changed to a bass-heavy hip hop song.

Dancing to the rhythm of Rihanna's hit song “S&M”, their bodies subconsciously grew closer as the night went on. An accidental graze here and there became hands on hips (an incredible feat, since it required Gilgamesh to dance on his knees) and chests pressed close together. Suddenly the final call lights flooded the room, shocking both Kings. Mickey had a disappointed look written all over his face, but Gilgamesh was not done with this night.

The Golden King grabbed Mickey’s hand and placed it on his bare chest. Suddenly, he was thankful for the beam of yellow light that had destroyed his breastpiece. Mickey’s fingers traced the hot, burnt skin of the Diablo brand, and he bit his lip. It was very warm, but the fire in his little mouse loins burned more.

E-Mail from Amaterasu to Amber

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:56:37 +0000

[Amber’s Communicator number was typed into the “To” field, the “CC” field and the top of the E-Mail’s main body. It seems that the Kami still has some trouble with figuring out technology and decided to go for the shotgun approach to ensure that the message reaches its destination]

Greetings Amber-san,

This is Amaterasu, I’m writing this message to you to cover a handful of subjects, as we’d recently discussed at your home.

First, in regards to our whereabouts: we’ve set up a base near the center of the Frozen Fields with the aim to further expand in the coming days. We chose to name the town Hoshi, by the way! I’ve enclosed a map pointing out our location as accurately as possible. You’ll see that we’ve built it as close to the halfway point between the troll and dwarven capitals as we can, or at least we hope that we did. It depends on whether or not the calculations that we made are correct.

I’ve set up an Origin Mirror for Instant Travel to the palace, if you are interested in unlocking access to it. We are currently exploring options to allow for Instant Travel without the requirement of first unlocking the Origin Mirror, which would ideally allow travelers to access Atlas and Hoshi without the need to traverse the Frozen Fields on foot. If we can set up a travel network of that sort it would allow us to come to each other’s aid far more efficiently, and could attract merchants from other verses. Of course, this idea would require your approval if we are to set a mirror up in Atlas, or near it. Let me know your thoughts.

Onto some other news: you may have noticed a beam of light reaching into the sky, some weeks ago. That was me! My accumulated Omnilium appears to have gone out of control, which is why I had to let it out. Fortunately both my friends and I are fine. However, the beam may have attracted unwanted attention. Fiara is noting that a number of individuals have gathered in a forum which is located in the Dataverse and have exchanged images they have taken of the light as well as theories of what it may have been. While we are prepared to deal with it to some capacity, I want you to be informed and ready in case that any unsavory individuals come by. If you find yourself needing aid in this or any other regard, we will be with you as soon as we can.

I also understand that you have participated in the most recent Abyss of Dante? We missed the notifications regarding that. I hope it goes well for you, and I’m eager to hear more when you are finished. It would be a pleasure to have you and your friends to Hoshi over for a few days, if you can fit it into your time - you could tell me how things went then.

I look forward to hearing from you again soon.

Kind regards,
Amaterasu
[Amaterasu’s Communicator number]

[Attached to the email is a .jpg image, very obviously snapped from a cheap phone camera, of a hand-drawn map that depicts an area of the Frozen Fields about 100 kilometers away from the shore of the frozen sea. One area in particular is circled in red. Despite the low quality the landmarks make it pretty easy to compare to a map, to pinpoint the location.

The second attachment is a .doc file with Amber’s Communicator number as its name. Its contents are just Amber's number too. Shotgun approach!]

"Guu Sighting!" Class Action Newsuit

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 02:06:54 +0000

Melodramatic thriller music disguised as a news theme plays as the text “Class Action Newsuit” floats across the screen before exploding.

A man in a neatly buttoned up suit situated behind an ornate desk, straightens out a stack of papers as he turns to the camera. He proceeds to slip the papers in a shredder and continue with his broadcast.

“Tonight we’ve got an update on Guu Watch! We cut to Audrey out in the field!”

A brunette woman in a yellow poncho stands in what looks like a jungle, but her currently invisible green irises tell a very different tale.

“Thank you Jerald!” She said, nodding at thin air before looking straight into the camera. “As we all know, Guu disappeared months ago after she beat up a child in the main streets of Ambrosia! That’s right, this assault on a child who couldn’t have been more than 5-years old based on his height has sent the once beloved princess into hiding, like a child beating coward! I’m certain her subjects are very disappointed!”

Suddenly, it cuts to Jerald in the studio who is now donning a face of pure and utter sadness with just a hint of knowing smirk

“Gosh, how could the people of Ambrosia feel about Guu leaving, after beating up a child. I’m sure they are all broken up down there, for the child! For this, let’s head over to Sally down in Ambrosia.”

Cut to actual footage of Ambrosia where a slightly hefty redheaded woman is sopping wet in the rain, her t-shirt and hot pants barely do anything to ward off the constant stream of water running down her body.

“God I wish I had that poncho…” Sally said under her breath before turning towards the camera. “Thank you Jerald! I’m on the streets of Ambrosia where we are about to get the opinions of the locals. Uh! Sir!”

Sally hailed a 7-foot man who was built like a gorilla. His face scrunched up in a constant grimace. She shoves a microphone in his face.

“My, you look like a man with some strong opinions! What do you think of Guu leaving after beating up a child?”

He snorted loudly before leaning close into the mic.

“I don’t know why you tabloid crap always got to harp on that! It was clearly out of self-defense!”

A number of citizens who stopped to spectate the interview in back nodded in agreement to the muscle man’s words.

Sally pulled the microphone back into her own face and turned to the camera, taking a few steps forward to obscure the man and the growing crowd of onlookers from view.

“You heard it first! The boy was only trying to defend himself from a nasty nasty princess!”

“Wait, that’s not what I sa-”

Suddenly, it cuts back to Jerald who’s smugly shaking his head, his mouth in a constant grin like he had the perfect hand in poker.

“Those poor poor Ambrosians!” He said, his voice wobbling like a soap opera star in a season finale. Suddenly, his composure came back in an instant. “Now back to Audrey!”

Cut to Audrey who is giving Jerald a death eye, an invisible death eye.

“Oh, can I report the story now?” She said grunting before turning to face the camera. “Guu, who has been a complete no-show for months, suddenly popped up in the Tangled Green wilderness! We have the exclusive clip here on Class Action Newsuit!”

Quote:The video contains the following image:

“My word!” Cried out Jerald in horror. “She’s covered in hair!”

“That’s right! All that time in the woods grew out her hair! She’s a complete mess now!”

“I can’t imagine shaving that much of my body!”

Cut to Jerald

“Of course, we’ll keep you updated as this story unfolds! Coming next! Gilgamesh, possible lesbian? Find out after the break!”

The Green Lantern Corps - Ad #1

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 01:29:00 +0000

A strange website had appeared on the Dataverse for any Primes who wished to look at it. The website was one that spoke about a new organization that was being put together in the Omniverse by a new prime.

"Many of you have noticed how in some verses, there is protection for those who need it," spoke a masked voice. "Whereas in other verses there is no such protection waiting for those who require said assistance. To that end, I offer a solution that the Omniverse has not had to my knowledge fully," stated the voice emotionlessly.

"I am putting together a corps, to protect the citizens of the Omniverse from threats."

"Now many of you might ask, why join this corps, when there is one with yellow lanterns?"

"Well, unlike the yellow corps, mine will channel the Green Light of Will."

Quote:

"I welcome you to the Green Lantern Corps. Should you wish for membership, I have enclosed an email you can use to contact me. This message is locked, and cannot be replied to."

Seeking the Light of a Lantern

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:36:27 +0000

Quote:
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"

As I posted earlier, I'm new to the Omniverse. Given that I have a power ring that is similar to the picture I posted above, though I do not know how to recharge, I am asking if anyone has seen a ring identical to the one I have posted above. I would be very interested in acquiring such a ring for myself, given back in my universe, I had one just like it. Albeit, I had inherited it and was still learning how to use said ring for myself. If anyone has any information leading to the acquisition of a power ring for myself, there may be Omnilium in for it. Green would be the preferred, as it is the only color I have experience with.

Questions from a Prime Redux II

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 03:28:58 +0000

This is Jack Darby. I've only recently figured out that the Dataverse exists. Due to being fairly new here, I was wondering if any would care to share a list of the Primes who were more dangerous, so I would know who to watch out for in the Omniverse. In addition, which of the Primes are the most trustworthy? Furthermore, are there any Primes who have bases in the Tangled Green? Another question that comes to mind about Primes, is what level of power should I expect from the strongest?

Dante's Abyss Power Rankings

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 22:30:05 +0000

Dante's Abyss Power Rankings - Preshow Edition

42. Makoto Yuki – Can you really handle a sword that long?

41. Taloc – Swordfighting Omniversian #2312

40. Eternity Larvae – Shouldn’t you be Eternity Butterfly? My caterpillars don’t have wings.

39. Clownpiece – Fairies are the new black.

38. Lord Zedd – How’s your head?

37. Deadpool – Did he show up yet? Someone page Mr. Wilson that he has to participate in the first three rounds this time.

36. Yuuka Kazami – I once had an intern that smelled like plants too… do you taste like flowers too?

35. Kenpachi – I think he napped through the preshow.

34. Gildarts – Everyone always comes back to me wanting just one more ride. Tsk tsk tsk.

33. Kuzuru – Did your production company fold?

32. Kerrigan – Never trust a girl with too many pets.

31. Cerise – At this point, just don’t trust any girl.

30. Sasuke – Init strange when you blink away the seasons?

29. Whirda – Everyone loves the diseased female lead, amrite?

28. Pennywise – Do you also have fairy wings?

27. Cell – Did you grow from last year? (How many of these are there?)

26. Link – …not the same one? Again? Is this a joke?

25. Handsome Jack – Something tells me that’s not your real face.

24. Broly – When you want lessons on how to smash well, you know where to find me.

23. Harley Quinn – I knew a clown once in the Omniverse who was a serial killer with a flamin’ head. I wonder if I just mush you, the fairy, and the man-clown together, could I recreate that clown? Would you better company?

22. Amber Veritz – Do you have all your shots this time?

21. Dave Strider – Are your eyes pink behind those sunglasses?

20. Ok Dongja – I bet you I could lift your staff
19. Dane Reagan – Y’know, the actual Gipper was always early for everything.

18. Jibril – She’s got that look. Don’t trust that look.

17. Retane – Remember to read the manual. Even sleeping primes forget some stuff, y’know.

16. Violet – The weather’s a lot cooler here, isn’t it?

15. Jak Mar – *insert 3 to 5 dynamite puns here*

14. Skeletor – Nice bone.

13. Erik Vrell – Hope you sharpened that pitchfork.

12. Desman Black – Does it at least come with benefits? There are benefits, right? Dental?

11. Shantotto – I was told I needed to rhyme, but I unfortunately did not have the time.

10. Serraph Quarrere – Press ‘N’ to enable the Day/Night cycle

9. Gilgamesh – At least it’s not the robot again?

8. Ricter – Why don’t you have large shoes and comically oversized ears too? You need to work on your branding.

7. Ahana Varma – Can you kindly open your fight with the phrase “I wanna harm ya”? Can we make that your catchphrase? Too late.

6. Mickey Mouse – Oh man, who will do this good guy’s dirty work for him this time around?

5. Marisa Kirisame – Yeap, you’re not fooling anyone, either, with that poofy blonde hair and shiny blue eyes. Nope.

4. Victor Wolfe – Stick to the murder, your other talents are… lacking.

3. Ash, the [s]Horn[/i] Storm Demon – It took you that long to get out? Honey, let me tell ya, you were sleeping with the wrong people. (“Can we get that knight lady back? Wasn’t she sane? Or the cop fox? Or the rubber-armed lady.” / “That last one was like a transdimensional demon spawn thing.” / “…damn it.”)

2. The Bandit of Fox-Aran – Ahh, perfect, this will do perfectly? You are all for justice and truth and stuff but secretly are willing to enact genocide or enforce your non-existence police jurisdiction in a private country of another’s owning? (loves secondaries or something? Close enough) Please sign on the dotted line to receive your hand cuffs, foxy cop badge, and buster arm. Please self-righteously threaten Karl Jak at your earliest convenience.

1. Yu Kanda – It’s not easy to be the center of attention, but if you ever need help getting rid of that pesty card you're holding onto for dear life, you can always DM me.