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An Abridged Miitopian Journal - Katrielle Layton - 08-22-2017
Quote:Here's a chapter-based story of my Miitopian adventures in the style of a 4chan post. Feel free to comment.
Greenhorne; Girl Powah!
>miitopia's a pretty good place to live
>except it's not
>dark lord eustace has been stealing faces
>why
>you could try to take over the world
>but you just steal faces
>although you do give them to monsters
>points for originality i guess
>anyway i'm kel
>i lived in noname city
>but now im a nomad
>not for any particular reason
>i just like exploring
>AHH A GIANT MOTH WITH EYES
>IDC IF IT'S A BUTTERFLY
>IF IT HAS EYES ON IT'S WINGS THEN IT'S A MOTH
>IT'S GONNA POKE MY EYES OUT
>hey look a village
>okay why does the small child have a mustache
>what kind of name is robotnik
>and apparently iwata runs this town from the afterlife
>ok
>oh no dark lord
>iwata go get the faces back yourself
>fine i will do it
>kooky grandma gave me a necklace
>AHH ANOTHER MOTH
>THE NECKLACE IS TALKING TO ME
>i'm now a pop star because reasons
>i'll sing it to death
>oh wait i can't
>i'll just hit it with my mic
>okay how are these moths hitting so hard
>found the weirdly-masculine child's face
>except now it's the face of a little slime
>die slime
>yayy manchild's okay
>or is it childman
>granny gave me 200G
>guess i'll find more faces
>TOO MANY MOTHS
>necklace dude sent me a friend
>GET THEM EMMY
>USE YOUR SWORD
>of course i'm helping i'm cheering you on from the sidelines
>now we're friends
>rinse and repeat
>killed the einstein moth
>okay we now have a talking pony
>i am okay with this
>pony can set things on fire
>i am even more okay with this
>aww serena mouse is too cute
>it's dead now
>noo dark lord
>hey look it's great sage asriel
>save me goat child
>thank you
>twilight suggests that we get a cleric
>even better i found an angel
>nvm mercy isn't a real angel
>isn't that illegal
>no i was thinking of doctors
>but mercy is one
>a legit one
>yayy a cave
>NO ONE'S HAPPY
>why is there an inn in this cave
>why are there multiple inns
>hey i can see the castle from here
>you again dark lord
>kill the sombra imp
>ahh it hurts
>k got the face back
>one left
>killed the idk who's face rocky
>everyone's happy again
>screw you sarcastic guy the granny gave me more money
>TO THE CASTLE
>yes guard i have a permit
>thor gave us cheesecake
>i am happy
>yayy castle
>robin i'm surprised you got work after TTG
>mario let himself go
>guy fieri you oughta give him a healthier diet
>instead of carrying him around
>we tell the king about eustace
>he doesn't believe us
>aaand there goes his face
>i can taste the irony
>TO THE FOREST
>dangit guys stop laughing
>yayy killed the mario golem
>OMG 1500G WE'RE RICH
>let's see the princess
>it's reimu
>she wants to see charlie brown
>i have many questions
>BACK TO GREENHORNE
>BACK TO THE CASTLE
>owait she's actually engaged to prince chowder
>alright we'll escort him back here
>TO THE DESERT
>sat on a cactus
>ow
>hey look it's chowder
>so in other words you ran away because your servants were scrubs
>okay
>AHH A GRIFFIN
>actually it's really cool and
>IT HURTS
>CHOWDER DO SOMETHING BESIDES BERATING US
>okay it's dead
>chowder do you even have a sword
>BACK TO THE CASTLE
>ohno c b is here
>catfight
>except it's between boys
>so dogfight
>BACK TO THE FOREST
>these calming berries sound
>suspicious
>found them
>BACK TO THE
>ohno castle is ruined
>emmy please stop tripping everyone
>yeah smack some sense into mercy
>reimu's face is gone
>run like the coward you are chowder
>wait charlie don't go
>you have so much to live for
>TO THE NIGHTMARE TOWER
>emmy apparently sees ghosts
>not sure if she's being metaphorical or literal
>c b got punched into last year
>we did too
>actually that happened twice
>mercy if i encore you it means you need to heal someone
>let's never talk about this again
>c b gets the princess
>everyone's happy
>except chowder
>TO NEKSDOR