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Syntech Sales Ad - Karl Jak - 07-13-2017
To commemorate the (almost) conclusion of another event, we are offering discounts on ALL THREE of our Syntech “ACTION TOY” Series lines!*
Build your collection or get the best present for that special young person in your life!**
This offer is only while supplies last, SO ACT NOW
Series 1
001 – Sasuke – Includes light-up Ultimate Weapon accessory
002 – Doomguy – Includes BFG! (batteries not included)
003 – Mickey Mouse – Includes Mjolnir (makes sound effects!) and Minnie the Actual Mouse accessories
004 – Deadpool (Series 1) – Includes mouse jockstrap and fully functional toy drone (batteries not included, Barbecue'd Minnie the Actual Mouse sold separately)
005 – Strazio Rockwell (Series 1) – includes severed limb weapon and tag championship belt (Rock figure sold separately)
XX1 – The Rock
XX2 – Jason Voorhees (Series 1) – Includes severed Mami head.
XX3 – Pepsiman
Series 2
001 –'Nanaki/Red XIII' – Can transform into Christaki (thumbs!)
002 – Deadpool (Series 2) – Includes captain's hat, dancing zombies, and furbypool accessories (Yacht, Captain Karl, and ‘First Mate’ Pepsiman sold separately)
003 – Christa – Includes sniper rifle, grenades, and 'extra angry, extra grungy' appearance. May smell faintly of nicotine and anger.
004 – Carmelita – Includes gun and handcuff accessories, an extra gun, an autographed head shot of Karl Jak, and a pair of full-size fluffy pink handcuffs.
005 – Remilia Scarlett – Includes raw meat, tea party set (ghost girls sold separately), umbrellas, and litter (Butler Gin figure sold separately).
006 – Hiro Protagonist – Includes machete, athletic protective cup, medigel, and briefcase (Barry Sanderson figure sold separately).
007 – Okor – Features detachable limbs. Also burns without melting and has authentic Okor stench! (Bleach hands after playing for maximum safety)
008 – Colonel – Includes multiple hand weapon attachments, and a helmet (protect your brain, kids!)
010 – Abner – Includes bonus storm trooper costume, cigarettes, and blaster rifle (Survivors Guilt sold separately).
012 – Gin Yatreg – Includes medigel accessories, bandages, and toy forklift!
013 – Fiara – Smells like barbeque!
XX1 – Karl Jak – Which Karl Jak is it? Heck if we know!
XX2 – Pepsiman
XX3 – Zamber (‘Screaming Gin’ sold separately)
XX4 – Jason Voorhees (Series 2) – Includes severed Barry Sanderson head (Crying Hiro sold separately)
Series 3
001 – Graw – Comes complete with stretchable limbs, light up palms, and your own disposable pack of martyr's friends!
002 – Tearen Wover – Comes complete with 19 different technique attachments! Mesmerize your friends! Also comes with halberd. Just use the halberd.
003 – Were-Hendy – Makes sounds! Rawrgh! Includes light up mouth and palms for maximum pew-pew
004 – Deadpool (Series 3) – Comes complete with malfunctioning guns, child-safe katanas, and the deep emptiness that only a [s]meatshield[/i] friend can fill!
005 – Dawn – Comes complete with six different guns (Graws useless treasure trove sold separately)
006 – Strazio Rockwell (Series 2) – Lights up! Includes detachable hands.
* All supporting figures, scenes, and accessories sold at full price. Shipping and handling not included. Taxes may vary depending on your verse.
**Syntech has no liability for any and all injuries sustained through use of their products. Buyer assumes all responsibilities.
RE: Syntech Sales Ad - Handsome Jack - 07-13-2017
...Am I seriously just an accessory? Are you fucking serious, Karl? I swear to god I'm going to drink you one day.
-Posted by: TheREALCell
RE: Syntech Sales Ad - Aquamarine - 08-04-2018
Don't buy the Graw toy, it's palms are a fire hazard if they are cracked. Trust me, I checked.
-Posted by: AquaEmpire