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RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Gamzee Makara - 06-21-2017
YOU GOT BEEF YOU SETTLE IT HERE, SON. LYRICALLY.
if you too lazy to find your own beat, harlan has provided one. V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BK5tsjYMUs
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Bobby Worthing - 06-22-2017
If you got beef, it better be a burger
because nothing tastes better than cow murder
Except maybe pizza, that ish is delish
A swish dish, on the side filet'o'fish
I'm a carnivore, or sweets with carbs galore
Hand me Kale and Ill hit you with a car you bore
Stick your fruit up your tooting poop chute
Drive to the butchers, fill my boot with loot
Don't care about youngsters, I'm pro-protein
My shake'n'bake's whey, on that muscle growth scene
Whiny vegans make me reach for the panadol
So before you say meat is murder, know I don't carrot all.
Word to yo mama
And that word is respect.
Beat = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Desman Black - 06-22-2017
So you think that you can beat me in a rap battle
Well I'm sorry but you have to take the loser's saddle
You'll never ever get up to the the top
I'm up so high that you'll need to bring a mop
(Because your going to pee yourself and I'll have to clean it up because you fainted and fell of the cliff)
Well anyway the point that I'm trying to make
Is If your here for glory, your already to late
You can't stop me on my rapping spree
'Cause I am the brains and your just catchin' some 'Z's.
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Bobby Worthing - 06-25-2017
If it's pillow talk, better be bout pillow forts
My pillow thoughts ain't about pillow thots
Camp in, comfy, up to 31 days monthly
I'm doing crosswords, bitch, stop try'na hump me
On that chillax grind, got a fan blowin in
Though it makes things worse if I get a bout of wind
But sod that, spray my linens with febreze
Don't wanna pizza dat ass, that's a waste of cheese
Stop shaking yo booty, come watch this movie
Trust me, Elsa and Ana are cuties
If you don't get excited when Hans gets punched
Guess what? You ain't invited to my treehouse for lunch
Beat = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Harlan Higgs - 06-25-2017
https://youtu.be/dFlE7_6hKUE
Alright, stop it, now see right here
You think your rhymes can stand up
But I'll be bringing the fear
You played too loud, you must be mad, see
Cuz you punk little toddlers just done woke up Daddy
I'm sticky like a tape gun, I'm evil, I'm lethal
If you like the posts that I write then get ready for the sequel
My style's funk electric, my every movement wrecks it
Sometimes I spit my rhymes so fast it makes me seem dyslexic
A little challenger can't stop my music blastin'
These other mumblers come and go stride gum i'n longer lasting
The rhythm of my flow is like a recipe you'll savor
If you get past the first bite then don't mind my
strange behavior
Little bit crazy cuz I'm young and I'm phat
Any rapper step to me and I'll hand him his hat
Knuckle shock hard and your jawline will sting
Next time don't mess when you come at the king.
BOOOYYYYYY
:micdrop:
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Jade Harley - 06-25-2017
(OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH) *audience screams*
RE: RAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE - Okor - 06-25-2017
Alright, checkit.
You're up against the O.G, that's Okor Gletch
Kept from the grave thanks to pappy Nurgleth.
Only thing sharper than my fangs my wit,
but nonetheless you're still gonna get bit.
Got a maw full of rhymes and teeth,
and you're just so much dead meat.
My bars stick and burn like napalm,
While your flow is becalmed.
You know I drop these beats like a virus bomb,
leave you weeping for your mom,
but she's with me gettin' Nurgle's love.
Preexisting conditions: All of the above,
But when your push comes to my shove,
you'll be disposed of.
I got ten millennia on your punk asses,
a body bloated with corpse gasses,
and I aint diggin' your weak sasses.
So bring your A-game,
with your rhymes: Lame,
Your innovation: More of the same,
Your brain already tryna pass the blame.
I'll move on to infinite acclaim,
As I set this thread aflame,
while you all lower your heads in shame.