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E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: You're upcoming film
Yes, about your upcoming film "Guu," I noticed in your synopsis, you never mention the fact that Guu was a robot built by coruscant for the emperor's sexual needs. Please fix your film so people won't call you out on it in the future.
Thanks!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: Hello?
You're silence is not reassuring, I'm assuming you haven't read my last e-mail. Please read it and respond as soon as possible.
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: Fuck you!
Fuck you man! How dare you keep me waiting. My voice deserves to be heard! You are violating my freedom of speech! How dare you! You are a horrible monster of a film maker! I am very cross with you! I'd fuck your mother if she wasn't a freakish four legged ferret!
Asshole!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: I don't believe this!
You do not love freedom. I knew Ambrosia's whole loving schlick was all smoke! You won't even take some time out of your day to listen to me being angry at you! You're the worst! You're scum! I hate you!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: I hate you!
You know how long I've been waiting for you to respond? A FULL 6 HOURS! THAT'S 6 HOURS OF MY LIFE WASTED IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER! I COULD HAVE BEEN SPENDING THAT DOING WORK BUT NOOOOOO!!! I HAD TO SPEND IT WAITING FOR YOU!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: fkowjoewjoiewjoifew
NOW IT'S 7 HOURS! I missed the last episode of Crying Breakfast Friends because of you! Fuck you! If this extends into 8 hours, I'm going over to that shit show of a city AND SHITTING DOWN YOUR PRINCESS' NECK!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: The shit is coming!
7 HOURS 16 MINUTES, I CAN FEEL YOUR PRINCESS' NEXT MEAL PLUGGING MY ASS!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: It's coming soon!
7 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES! GUU'S MOUTH WILL BE MY TOILET! YOU BETTER RESPOND!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: COME ON!
YOU FUCKIGN PIECE OF SHIT, IT'S 7 HOURS 44 BITCH! THAT PIECE OF SHIT WILL BE IN HER MOUTH SOON! WHERE ARE YOU FUCK FUCK FCK YOU SHITHEAD!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
7 HOURS AND 57 MINUTES, ALMOST TIME FUCKER!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: film_master_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: Huh?
Why does my e-mails keep bouncing...
Ohhhhhhhhh....
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: films_matter_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: The Guu film
Hey, your film synopsis left out the part about Guu being a robot built by the empire. Change it.
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
From: films_matter_sylveon@ambrosia.com
Subject: Re: The Guu Film
That sounds like a fun twist for the post film stinger, I'll consider it!
RE: E-mail to: Sylveon [M] - Guu - 11-01-2016
To: films_matter_sylveon@ambrosia.com
From: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net
Subject: Re: Re: The Guu film
Fuck you.