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Direct Message to Ransom4u - James Knight - 04-19-2018
An email was prepared by Warren Zimmer, and sent to Ransom4u. This email was not something any young primes or innocent Primes should view though. The email was a long - drawn out threat that was very graphic in nature.
From: QOCI@Totallyamgonnakillyouall.net
To: Ransom4u
Subject: Your Deaths.
First when I get my hands on you, I am going to boil you in oil. And then I'm going to flay the skin off your bones. After that, I will wait long enough for your skin to grow back. Once it has, I will promptly dip you in a volcano, and pull you out. Once you recover from that, I will burn you with a flamethrower. After you survive - and heal from that partially, I will freeze you to near death with a freeze ray. And then I'm going to hit you with a de atomizer, and a reatomizer. Once that is done you're going through a meat grinder. There is but one thing you can do to spare yourselves the gruesome death I have planned for you.
RETURN MY OM AT ONCE!
RE: Direct Message to Ransom4u - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 04-19-2018
From: no-reply@omail.com
To: QOCI@Totallyamgonnakillyouall.net
Subject: RE: Your Deaths.
Your email could not be sent. The email account 'Ransom4u@omail.com' is no longer in service. We apologise for any inconvenience.
This email was automated. Replies to this account are not monitored.
RE: Direct Message to Ransom4u - The Emperor of Mankind - 04-20-2018
To: QOCI@Totallyamgonnakillyouall.net
From: ThePocketPaladins@omail.com
Subject: Recent emails.
Hello sir, we know you are very busy but we have noticed traffic from your omail going to ransom4u and back to yours. Please email back if it was not you but someone else using the same email as we, the pocket paladins, can not allow threats of murder to be sent accross the dataverse. So please, make sure we don't randomly select you to warn with termination again.
Just relax
kick back
and crack open a cold one stored in a pocket pocket.
A video attached to the bottom of the email starts playing:
"Hey, I'm a pocket pocket investor. And I've fucking had it with those senzu bean bandits. I've got a kid on the way and I don't want them calling senzu beans their 'product of choice' those are pocket pockets, they'll be his product! Carmina and me are always ready to help the pocket pocket paladins, carminas my pocket pocket. But we're a package deal, look, if you book you get the best shot and the best product in all the Coruscant. She's a beaut ain't she? Double boltgun, I'll make it rain bullets on those damn criminals. You need some shocking awesomness well guess what? I've got some big old 'nades, ready to hit those sinners hard. Provide the payment and I will stand by your side."