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Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
In our continued efforts to make the Omniverse a better place, I introduce another one of my projects.
Basically, I've submitted to the copyright office paperwork that'll allow me to trademark the word "Justice." Then, at a small fee, we can grant permission to heroes and the like the ability to use the word. This is a precaution to make sure that such an important word isn't misused and that all people using it are actually standing for justice and not just saying it.
Also at a price, you can buy Berry Blitzkrieg uniforms so you can truely represent the cause!
I look forward to your continued support, love you all! <3
~Princess Bonbon Sunshine
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Yeah, sorry but I have some bad news, guys. I have to discontinue the uniforms. Within minutes of sending the first bunch out, someone recorded themselves... touching themselves in it.
Everyone will be refunded for the uniforms, they've been set to self destruct. Please make sure your uniforms are outside in the next 15 minutes.
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Okay, the detonation devices on the uniforms aren't working. Can you guys just promise me not to do anything naughty in them?
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?!?!
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
WHO IS BARBARA STRISAND AND WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP BRINGING HER UP?
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
WHAT DOES HER HOUSE HAVE TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND?
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Oh
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Okay, someone explained to me how Trademarks work. This was a bad idea. I've requested to recind my application. Sorry for the trouble everyone.
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Oh... It was granted already... Okay....
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Tune in this fall when Berry Blitzkrieg releases it's first movie, simply titled "Justice."
It's about a human man falling in love with an orc woman, but he must choose between love and justice. Of course, the movie ends with him decapitating her but we all know that's how it ends already. It's about the journey after all!
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Please don't draw stuff on the uniforms I sent out, that's disrespectful.
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
Oh no, you guys removed the detonation devices... Don't you guys know how much those things cost to install in each uniform?
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
And some of you flushed them down the toilet. Great, fantastic.
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
This is why we don't have toilets in Berry Blitzkrieg. The good ol' fashioned hole in the floor.
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
OH NO, SOMEONE DROPPED ONE OF THOSE IN THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR!
RE: Berry Blitzkrieg: Plans for Justice - Guu - 08-23-2016
IT'S EVERYWHERE ;_;