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April Fool's Day Contest - Ganondorf - 04-01-2014
Post your best joke here. Whichever joke makes me chuckle the heartiest will afford the poster an OM bonus of 200. Everyone who participates will receive 50 OM. This contest will last 24 hours from the date of this post. Get to it.
Re: April Fool's Day Contest - Inlumia - 04-01-2014
Is the offer of OM your April Fool's Day joke?
At a white supreamist rally in America, the speaker starts telling the people:
"We have to stop the immigrants! They are stealing our jobs, robbing us blind, and have no respect for our laws! They see nothing wrong with raping our women! Yet, they demand we respect theirs!
What's more, many of them are unskilled and want us to support them, claiming to be fleeing problems that no longer exist, if they ever did!
"Many of them don't even have health checks and are bringing in all kinds of sicknesses!
"I say we get all these immigrant groups and kick them out to where-ever they came from!"
There is some cheering from his supporters, and jeering from the protestors.
Suddenly a Native American comes out of the crowd and says loudly, "We've been saying that for 400 years!"
Re: April Fool's Day Contest - Harry Dresden - 04-01-2014
A news reporter was talking to a Powhatan chief, conducting an interview for a human interest story. The reporter asks the man what his thoughts on the colonization of America are, and more specifically, whether he thought that the colonists had improved their way of life at all.
The chief sits there smoking for a while, composing his answer, and then removes the pipe from his mouth with a smile.
"Before white man came, we had a system. Women would take care of all the work at home, men would hunt and fish all day, have sex all night."
The chief put the pipe back into his mouth, smoked a little more, and looked wistfully into the middle distance. "Only white man foolish enough to believe he can improve system like that."
Re: April Fool's Day Contest - Proto Man - 04-02-2014
Fox News
Re: April Fool's Day Contest - Ganondorf - 04-02-2014
Harry wins. I'll update when I get on my laptop.
Re: April Fool's Day Contest - Ganondorf - 04-04-2014
Gonna get this updated now.